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Angry fripples in motion:

Someone isn't very happy!

I'd hate to move to a trashy area. Any idea what the neighbours are like?

Hello sailor!

Subject: An account was submitted to divert your fund to a Germany account? This is in regard to outstanding payment. I am Mr.Datoh Ntah, the newly appointed Operations Director United Nations, Legal Affairs,Security and Investigation here in Malaysia.The Executive Arms of the United Nation directed me to come down to Malaysia to Investigate your fund and to make sure that we approve all outstanding debts. This decision was taken based on the abnormality and inability of the Banks in Africa and United Kingdom to Release your fund into your bank account; Whereby it was discovered that some officials of the bank were diverting foreign beneficiaries payment to another account of their choice overseas. In view of this,during our investigation I found out that; an account was submitted to divert your fund to a Germany account. Below is the account submitted and I want you to confirm if you are aware of the new development because we are about effecting payment to the account stated bellow today. Beneficiary: CERSTIN WENGER SHENOUDA Bank: FRANKFURTER BANK A/C No.: 367840545 Swift Code: 50050201 Finally, be informed that a payment instruction has been issued and forwarded to the Treasury Department of our paying bank in MALAYSIA in favor of the account above without any further prejudice.But there is no way we can approve the fund to your account without you confirming if you have changed your account for your fund to be transfer to the Beneficiary: CERSTIN WENGER SHENOUDA BANK ACCOUNT IN GERMANY. Contact me immediately for further clarification to know if you have giving instruction to transfer your fund to the above account today. On behalf of the entire management of United Nations, we are congratulating you in advance and if you fail to contact this office on or before 48hrs from now then we will now wire the fund to the German account. Thanks for your co-operation Waiting for your urgent response Yours faithfully, MR. DATOH NTAH UN OFFICE OF LEGAL AFFAIRS (SECURITY AND INVESTIGATION)

I wanted someone to talk to so I thought I'd give your method a go -- I did have a restfull nap, but sadly, no one called. Here's another: "In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence" -The Peter Principle [Meaning that employees tend to be promoted until they reach a position at which they cannot work competently - e.g. a fantastic assistant manager is lousy at being manager]

[Animated images - it may take a bit to download] And a few for Cato:

All of the above!

Auditor General of Deutsche Bank London. Dear, First of all, let me start by introducing myself. My name is Dr.Johnson Grandt,the Auditor General of Deutsche Bank London. I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.I am the accounting officer of Mr. Ken Lay, Enron founder, who died on July, 5th 2006, at the age of 64 and his friend and partner Mr. Jeffrey Skilling, Ex-Enron CEO who was recently convicted 24 years for his involvement on the collapse of Enron, the energy trading giant in America.It will interest to know that on Wednesday, 7th February 2001, Mr. Ken Lay deposited a total sum of 20M pounds and on Tuesday, 24th April 2001, Mr Jeffrey Skilling deposited 17.5M Pounds in our Bank. These funds were deposited into a non-existing company's account which I opened in our bank (DEUTSCHE BANK LONDON) under their instructions, to avoid raising an eyebrow but unfortunately for them and fortunately for me, the 2 men are gone. So right now, we have the sum of 37.5M Pounds lying in the 2 accounts without any proof of ownership as it was opened with non-existing companies name and the bank is not aware of the real beneficiaries as the accounts did not bear any name. As their accounting officer and financial adviser in charge of these accounts, I can comfortable present you to the Bank as the real beneficiary of the funds and they have no right to deny the application. I will give you more details upon receipt of your acceptance email to work with me in this transaction. Regards. Dr.Johnson Grandt The Auditor General Tom Neal Print Room Supervisor [email protected] t: 023 92 266 333 f: 023 92 266 555 www.euclid.ltd.uk Euclid Limited Euclid House, Parklands Business Park, Forest Road, Denmead, Hants. PO7 6XP P Be green, keep it on your screen! Think before you print... Disclaimer - Saturday, 3 September 2011 This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for . If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute, copy or alter this email. Any views or opinions presented in this email are solely those of the author and might not represent those of Euclid Limited. Warning: although Euclid Limited has taken reasonable precautions to ensure no viruses are present in this email, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage arising from the use of this email or attachments. Registered in England and Wales No. 02248713 Registered Office: Euclid Limited, Euclid House, Parklands Business Park, Denmead, Waterlooville, Hampshire, PO7 6XP

This makes me smile:

You know you're old when you remeber getting any new computer toy involved fiddling with jumpers and dip switches:

Damn, I never even knew those things existed! Ya learn something new everyday!

It sounded better in my head! :)

Superman's bed has Chuck Norris sheets.

I'm an aspiring imp or familiar!

That looks real nice, but it would be a pain wearing while fishing. Cast & tug... Cast & tug....

She'll probably do the entertainment industry thing and just go by "Lauren" like Cher, Madonna, etc. Remember, never name your daughter Anita. A beautiful name, but she might one day marry a Steve Jobs, Mike Cock, Andy Dick, Rob Hunt, etc.

I love boobies too!

I think the zomebie left, or there just waiting for me to open the door. I'm not too far from Fort York, it does seem to be defensible, and they do have cannons.

Quick! I think there is a zombie at the door, what should I do?

I feel like inventing something.

Agreed! But, what if I slip, or if it's really dark and I'm a little off target? Those things can be dangerous!

Was that party at Oklahoma State U? http://www.sandravanzandt.com/pistol_pete_osu.htm