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Sounds like it could be fun!

All I can say is Wow!

Dear Customer As part of our security measures, weregularly monitor the Bank system, will add $200.00 credit to your account just for taking part in our quick 5 question survey Bank Of Montreal. Information you have requested for the following reason: Our system detected unusual debit on your account This is a last reminder asking you to log in to Bank account as soon as possible. Please download and unpack the form attached to this email and open it in a web browser. Once opened, you will be provided with steps to restore your account access. We appreciate your understanding as we work to ensure account safety. Please do not reply to this email. Emails sent to this address conot be answered. © Copyright BMO Financial Groups 2011. All rights reserved

Thanks RG, you are right, they weren't as funny as I remember. I must be getting old :) What about "Fast Times at Ridgemount High" then?

Do "Porky's" and "Animal House" count as classics?

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Take care!

You know you're old when your baby sister is a grandmother.

Dear TD Commercial Bankingcustomer, During our regularly scheduled account maintenance and verification procedure we have detected a slight error in your billing information. This might be due to the following reasons: 1. A recent change in your personal information (ie. change of address, email address) 2. An inability to accurately verify your selected option of payment due to an internal error within our systems. Please verify your information. To do this we have attached a form to this email. Please download the form and follow the instructions on your screen. NOTE: The form needs to be opened in a modern browser which has javascript enabled (ex: Internet Explorer 7, Firefox 3, Safari 3, Opera 9) We are requesting this information to verify and protect your identity. This is in order to prevent the illegal activity of TD Commercial Banking accounts. Please do not reply to this email. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. Sincerely, TD Commercial Banking Security Team.

"Americans favor tax increases for wealthy" - Poll "Americans define rich as anyone that has a higher income them" - Poll One American's suggestion to fix the fiscal problem: "I believe this recession could end tomorrow if the government would simply raise taxes on wealthy Americans. I define wealthy Americans as anyone who makes slightly more than me. By raising taxes on people who make more money than me, we will be able to continue to provide needed government services such as communal drumming symposia and carbon emission board games."

There's lots in life to be curious about - I'd keep it. If on the other hand if you started with "Curious George", we'd have something to discuss.

One of these normally brings me back, sometimes two or three are needed:

You know you spend too much time on CERB when you have IE 9, and it is the first item in the "Your most popular sites" section on a new tab.

Hungry boobs:

Your Online Access Is Blocked Dear Customer, Our records shows that your online session has been blocked due to the following reason. (1) Log On attempts with invalid information such as your Bank Card: and Password . (2) Inadequate Update on your BMO Online Account. We urge you to restore your BMO Online account immediately to avoid final shut down of your account. Click the link below to Restore Your BMO Bank Of Montreal Online Account. Restore Sign In to Online Banking Thank you for using Bank Of Montreal .

If you would like to ask search engine robots to exclude your site (or parts of it), there are two ways to do this. Ideally, you would put this in place before your site is published and the search engines have had a chance to visit. First, is the "robots.txt" file: Web site owners use the /robots.txt file to give instructions about their site to web robots; this is called The Robots Exclusion Protocol. It works likes this: a robot wants to vists a Web site URL, say http://www.example.com/welcome.html. Before it does so, it firsts checks for http://www.example.com/robots.txt, and finds: User-agent: * Disallow: / The "User-agent: *" means this section applies to all robots. The "Disallow: /" tells the robot that it should not visit any pages on the site. There are two important considerations when using /robots.txt: robots can ignore your /robots.txt. Especially malware robots that scan the web for security vulnerabilities, and email address harvesters used by spammers will pay no attention. the /robots.txt file is a publicly available file. Anyone can see what sections of your server you don't want robots to use. More info here: http://www.robotstxt.org/robotstxt.html Second is a meta tag on the web page: You can use a special HTML <META> tag to tell robots not to index the content of a page, and/or not scan it for links to follow. For example: <html> <head> <title>...</title> <META NAME="ROBOTS" CONTENT="NOINDEX, NOFOLLOW"> </head> There are two important considerations when using the robots <META> tag: robots can ignore your <META> tag. Especially malware robots that scan the web for security vulnerabilities, and email address harvesters used by spammers will pay no attention. the NOFOLLOW directive only applies to links on this page. It's entirely likely that a robot might find the same links on some other page without a NOFOLLOW (perhaps on some other site), and so still arrives at your undesired page. More info here: http://www.robotstxt.org/meta.html

Sometimes you just get lucky!

Good girls gone bad:

They were just playing!

I don't know who I pitty more, you or the father.

There are proxy servers that you can use as an intermediary that will bypass this type of URL blocking. You --> CampGround --> Cerb ## Blocked You --> CampGround --> Proxy --> Cerb {Campground only sees the proxy} Don't use the proxies for anything confidential - who knows who they are and since all the information passes though their server they have access to it, including any SSL "secure" information.

I was thinking the same thing but didn't want to say anything :)