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That was my Saturday!

Many stores and even some banks have an unwritten policy about counterfeit bills. If a clerk finds any, they are to try and give them to another customer. Sad but true.

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Any one of us and CERB

I was thinking the exact same thing. Thankfully most people are honest.

Chocolate and peanut butter!

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What are you lookin at?:

George is hilarious! My favouite quote: "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

Touching. A good wordsmith is worth his/her weight in gold.

My favourite shows are "Mr Bean", "Dave Allen at Large" and "Kitchen Nightmares [uK]" (ok, nightmares isn't technically comedy, but I laugh when I watch the screw ups). The US Kitchen Nightmares is great, but Gordon Ramsay seems to have mellowed out a bit.

I lasted about 8 seconds! Who can top that?

I unknowingly took your and Big Bird's picture the other day while stroling down the street:

I'm sorry to hear about the fried boards. Even Mercedes and BMW sells a lemon every so often. I've had great success with a number of HPs, Sonys and Toshibas among others. Apples have had their share of horror stories too - for example the many Macbooks that overheated and caught on fire:

I guess I'm a Mock Turtle, bacuse that's the animal character Cary Grant played in the 1933 Alice in Wonderland.

After taking a quick trip in a time machine: I discovered that in the year 802,701 AD the Eloi and Morlocks replace today's humans. The Morlocks are in charge. Eloi: Morlocks:

You're old when "cell phone" meant the phone in the jail cell you used to call your parents after you were picked up for underage drinking.

Thanks! I could have used this handy chart years ago.

I'm almost a dog, because I can almost lick myself.

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You know you're old when you can remember being taught measurements in the imperial (inches, gallons, pounds...) system in school.

Help! Help! I'm trapped! Please come rescue me!

Is this a long weekend?

Great point RG! Consider anything put on the internet irrevocably out there. It is actually more permanent than carving things into stone. These words as I type them will be around long after we've all turned to dust. If you are reading this now, a copy is now stored on your computers cache. Granted, most caches are supposed to be temporary, but if you back it up before it is automatically cleared, there is now another longer lifetime copy of my words that will exist until it is erased, overwritten or destroyed. Sadly, the webpage revision method of trying to remove stuff from the search engines is about as good as it gets.