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I can't top that, well, not just yet anyway!

That's impossible, there is no way to make a glass of beer THAT cold. A beersickle maybe.

You know your old when you go to parents night at your nephew's high school to meet your old teacher who is now his teacher and be informed that he is retiring after this semester. You then realize that he was younger when he was your teacher than you are now.

Show: Emergency The paramedics are John and Roy. The nurse is Dixie and the doctors are Dr. Early and Dr. Braket. How about these guys:

I can just hear a bobby saying "Nothing to see here, please move along..." That said, there are many, many fine officers that risk their lives everyday to protect us that we never ever hear about. It's too bad the odd bad egg's are the ones that get all the press.

You know you're old if you can name all these charaters:

Many of the ladies (and a few of the gents) will like this: CNN: Cat toilet-training kit poo poos litter box NEW YORK (CNNMoney) -- The days of stinky litter boxes could be coming to an end. Seven years ago, Rebecca Rescate, 32, put together a kit that helps train cats to use the toilet called CitiKitty. And now her company -- which has made $700,000 in sales, so far -- is projected to hit $1 million in revenues by yearend. The rest of the article is here: http://money.cnn.com/2011/07/18/smallbusiness/cat_toilet/index.htm

Goals in life are important, and your project sounds very rewarding.

I need help sorting out all my paperwork.

That was my first computer in 1977! It had 4K of ram. Not 4 Gig (4,294,967,296 bytes), or 4 Meg (4,194,304 bytes) but a mear 4 Kilobytes (4,096 bytes).

My grade 11 class read 1984 when it was the present, in 1984.

High school stage - the set for some play the drama class was doing had a bed in it, which made it even more fun.

Keep up the great "work"!

Congratulations!

I can't do this:

You did it while watching the Johnny Carson monologue You adjusted the TV signal using the antenna rotor after changing channels If you weren't home when your phone rang, you missed that call, and didn't care, if it's important, they'll call again. You had to wait 10 minutes for the tubes in the TV to warm up before watching it You remember when the space invaders arcade game came into the malls Your parents didn't need to check your Halloween candy Pong was the high end home gaming system: See pong in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPkUvfL8T1I

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I love it when I can rub suntan oil on a lady's back.

You know you're old when you can remeber having to cross the room to change the channel or adjust the volume. Or if you wern't home to see a show, you missed that show.

Would anyone else like a snack?

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