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"The cure for the compulsive helper": http://www.cnn.com/2011/LIVING/07/12/compulsive.helper.o/index.html

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Worked like a charm! This sort of thing would be a great addition to print ads of all types.

That will clean right up with some club soda.

Thanks! I've put a "If found please call..." sticker in the battery compartment just in case.

Where can I get a bird?

Congrats, keep the posts cumming!

Congratulations! I love (.)(.) boobies too!

I'm going to get my car washed.

Thanks everyone! I can't wait to try the Cerb executive washroom. Does it have fountains and such?

That was Vaginal! Amazing eyes are a close second in my book:

Not all web crawlers look at or care about the robots.txt file. Instead of a full face photo, how about a nice silhouette shot:

I'm a bit confused, isn't YouTube's sole purpose to host uploaded videos?

Be specific about what you are looking for when you call, just in case:

How does one get to be on that distinguished list? :)

I'm reminded of the "hair gel" secene from the movie "There's Something About Mary":

I wasn't kissing her, she was kissing me (only remotely believable in high school)

I don't even like to get water in my eyes! I found a sexier pair:

Would swim goggles help? :)

Finally I get permission!

I tried to go to my sisters to pick up her kids and take them to the water part, I stood there for hours and nothing happend - it must be broken:

It's a hot day, I'm going to grab my sister's kids and go to the water park: