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Fun Places to do the Nasty
qwertyaccount replied to Lexy Grace's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
High school stage - the set for some play the drama class was doing had a bed in it, which made it even more fun. -
Congratulations to Slurp on 500 posts!
qwertyaccount replied to a topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Congratulations! -
I can't do this:
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You know you'e old
qwertyaccount replied to bcguy42's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
You did it while watching the Johnny Carson monologue You adjusted the TV signal using the antenna rotor after changing channels If you weren't home when your phone rang, you missed that call, and didn't care, if it's important, they'll call again. You had to wait 10 minutes for the tubes in the TV to warm up before watching it You remember when the space invaders arcade game came into the malls Your parents didn't need to check your Halloween candy Pong was the high end home gaming system: See pong in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPkUvfL8T1I -
internet scams
qwertyaccount replied to Emma Alexandra's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Hello Dear, Am Miss Grace Anna, a young single lady I come across your profile here in Google.com during my Internet search and became interested to know more about you and tell you more about myself, I am here to look for a friend, It will be my pleasure if you write me back here so that i can tell you more about myself and i will also know more about you at list we can move from there. (Remember the distance or color does not matter but love matters a lot in life) Take care and please do reply me back. Your New Friend Thanks from Miss Grace Anna -
Don't you love it when...
qwertyaccount replied to Andee's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I love it when I can rub suntan oil on a lady's back. -
You know you'e old
qwertyaccount replied to bcguy42's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
You know you're old when you can remeber having to cross the room to change the channel or adjust the volume. Or if you wern't home to see a show, you missed that show. -
Would anyone else like a snack?
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Biggest lies ever told (or heard)
qwertyaccount replied to qwertyaccount's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I wanted to call but my battery died I wanted to call but I couldn't remember your number I will call you tomorrow A portion of the net proceeds goes to a local charity -
Lost cell phones
qwertyaccount replied to qwertyaccount's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
As long as the hair dryer isn't held in one location too long, or too close, it'll generally be ok and will quickly evaporate the water hidden under some of the components. Rice as you mentioned can be used as a hygroscopic (desiccant) material, but it can only absorb water that has already been evaporated. Rubbing alcohol can also be used to flush out water hidden under components and evaporates quickly with no residue. Rubber keypads should be removed and they and the circuit board underneath cleaned with rubbing alcohol no matter which drying method is used. -
Happy National Nude Day
qwertyaccount replied to Mikeyboy's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Everyday can be naked day! -
internet scams
qwertyaccount replied to Emma Alexandra's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
hi straenger i was lookin for people in my area to hang out with, im 22 year old female my msn is [email protected] im online now, you should hit me up!! I think your pics were cute(the oes on that site) -
Angela has an amazing photo album!
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First timers questions
qwertyaccount replied to dirtybobbie's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Welcome! 1. They provide them. If you have special needs, it's best to make arrangements in advance with the lady so that she can accommodate you. 2. Depends, everyone is different, ask ahead. She may have one that she prefers. Answers to so many, many more questions can be founds in the "New to this forum: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=207 Escpecially the article "How To Have Sex With Escorts: A Primer": http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=38622 -
I've been to a church on a Sunday. Never have I ever sunbathed naked on a beach.
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Happy National Nude Day
qwertyaccount replied to Mikeyboy's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I'm no expert, but wouldn't a blowfish potentially be worse? -
Woman jailed after cutting off husband's penis
qwertyaccount replied to qwertyaccount's topic in In the news
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/14/california.penis.knifing/index.html Read more about this story from CNN affiliate KTLA. (CNN) -- Covering her face with her long dark hair to avoid television cameras, a Southern California woman accused of cutting off her husband's penis and throwing it into a garbage disposal appeared in an Orange County courtroom Wednesday. In her first court appearance, Catherine Kieu Becker mumbled her response to the judge when asked if she understood she was due back in court for arraignment on July 22. An initial police investigation alleges that Becker put a drug or poison in her husband's dinner Monday evening to make him sleepy. "The victim went to lie down and he woke up tied to the bed with his wife tugging his clothes off," police said. "The suspect grabbed the victim's penis and cut it off." Becker, 48, is charged with felony counts of torture and aggravated mayhem in the attack. "The charges we have filed are some the most serious charges we could file short of someone being dead," said Susan Kang Schroeder with the Orange County District Attorney's Office. Becker also could face additional charges. "We're looking at toxicology reports," Schroeder told CNN affiliate KTLA. "They have not come in yet and we don't have the evidence at this point to charge her with the poisoning." Becker is being held in the Orange County Jail. Becker told police he "deserved it" when they arrived at the scene after she called 911, the police report said. The couple is going through a divorce. Her husband underwent emergency surgery at the UCI Medical Center, police said. -
Thought Of Cleo When I Saw This
qwertyaccount replied to roamingguy's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Sure they look innocent now, but after midnight those are attack apples! -
Pooning kit
qwertyaccount replied to qwertyaccount's topic in New to this? Things you should know...
The "Fishin' kit" list is intended to be comprehensive; adjustments should be made depending on if it's an outcall, incall at her place, incall at a hotel, or a "civilian". As a bonus, the kit makes you appear to all hotel staff, guests, etc. as someone there on business. You blend in. SPs do provide most items and have a preference for their own - it's standard practice. Don't take offense if they don't want to use anything you bring and don't try to push the issue. Basic Fishin' kit: Laptop bag or briefcase Cell phone Quarters for the payphone in case of no cell signal or dead battery Emergency stash of cash to pay for extensions and other incidentals Towel Rubber dental dams (DATY) Condoms (ladies will insist on their own for the act, these can be used for toys and DATY). Scissors to cut condom in half for DATY Lube (not oil based or containing the ingredients glycerin, parabens or nonoxyl-9) Moist toweletts / wipes Hand sanitizer Comb (optional for bald guys) Hair gel soap, shampoo Tooth brush and toothpaste (for use after the encounter only, never before) Mouthwash Breath mints Power bar Gatorade (1 or 2L) Pen & paper Other nice items: Dark chocolate Flowers and/or other gifts Wine and corkscrew Any toys that she's already agreed to Optional: Fishing pole Bait bucket / helmet Bait -
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2011/07/14/wa.accused.rapist.watch.porn.komo CNN video: A strange quirk in the law is allowing a rape suspect to watch child pornography inside jail.
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Lost cell phones
qwertyaccount replied to qwertyaccount's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
It's great that you were able to save all of your data! Anytime an electronic device gets wet, immedialy take out the battery and/or unplug it - it's actually the electricity flowing through the water that causes most of the damage and not the water itself. Once the battery has been removed, take it apart if you can, and dry it out with a hair dryer. Then let it sit for a day or two to let any residual water evaporate. -
I need an accent like that so I can sound inteligent when I say stupid things, which is quite often. Maybe adding {said with British accent} in posts will help.
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I like how Meg cares about the people here.