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I have that problem too!
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Pooning kit
qwertyaccount replied to qwertyaccount's topic in New to this? Things you should know...
A "Fish and tackle box", does have the advantage of lots of nifty comparments for all the goodies: And it does give a new meaning to the "Gone fishing" sign you see in some store windows when they're closed. -
My printer needs toner.
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[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]From Jay Lenoâ??s â??Police blotterâ? â?? time at about 1:35: [url]http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/video/police-blotter-part-1-7-7-11/1339694[/url][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]A woman wearing only the briefest of panties accompanied two men who stole $60 worth of beer about 5:30 a.m. Sunday from the store on U.S. Highway 78.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]The woman walked around the store under the watchful eyes of the 49 year old clerk while the robbers hauled off four cases of beer, Summerville Police Detective Cpl. Al Lapolla said.[/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]The clerk told the police he thinks the men were white but canâ??t say for sure. He said the woman was white but was not sure about her height or hair color.[/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]â??The parts of her anatomy that he concentrated on, he was able to tell is a great deal about,â? Lapolla said.[/FONT][/SIZE]
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Do you remember the movie "The man with one red shoe"? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089543/
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internet scams
qwertyaccount replied to Emma Alexandra's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
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Obedient Wives Club
qwertyaccount replied to waterrat's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
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My friend had a TV repair shop; many remotes were put in the dishwasher by people to clean them. They did get clean, but...
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This thread has now been hijacked!
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It depends on the type of phone and the type of information they want. Simple voicemail hacking could be just dialing the retreival number and trying every possible 4 digit code until one works. This is something that isn't too difficult to automate. Enhance your security by using a 5 or 6 digit code, most systems permit this. Hacking the e-mail account on the phone, well that's been well covered in countless artiles. Enhance your security by using longer password with Mixed case, numbers and symbols, and change it from time to time. Getting access to the information on your phone may require physical access to the device, in which case, with enough resources, little can be done. Automatic locking with a passcode is a stopgap measure. If your device stores (backs up) it's information on a server someplace, someone could hack into it as they would an e-mail account. A long complex password is the best solution.
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Pooning kit
qwertyaccount replied to qwertyaccount's topic in New to this? Things you should know...
Add to the list: Plastic bag for wet towel. -
Things that turn you on
qwertyaccount replied to Malika Fantasy's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
A bit off topic, but no SP ever overcharges - she asks for what she feels is fair, and if you agree than it is fair. Additional Comments: Notch, these are for you: -
Yes, there is a (typically extra cost) service offered by most carriers (both land line and cell) that do this, but with questionable accuracy depending on the speaker and the ambient noise. It could be used to get the jist of a message, but the real recording normally has to be listed to anyway. For land lines, it would be sent via e-mail.
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If you have a landline, this tool won't be able to help. If you like the concept, but prefer speaking on a land line because of the higher call quality, you could get a cell phone (your new published number) and call forward it to your landline and get the best of both worlds. On the other hand, for others that may have a cell phone and just prefer not to receive texts, this may be a viable solution.
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Some newer cameras have this GPS feature as well and some newer cell phone cameras are excellent. Keeping your pictures on encrypted media off your computers is always a good idea. Just to recap fopr everyone, however the photos are taken (camera, phone, etc.), and wherever there stored (on computer, SD card, encrypted flash drive, bank vault, etc.), make sure that the file names don't contain anything private before uploading them and that the location (GPS) information has been removed.
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If your ever in Turks & Caicos, try "Turks Light" and "Turks Dark". Light in this case is colour, not alc. content. Now, here is a real beer drinker:
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Pooning kit
qwertyaccount replied to qwertyaccount's topic in New to this? Things you should know...
How about fishing? Now the fishing pole in RG's picture makes perfect sense! -
What would be your dream job?
qwertyaccount replied to Meg O'Ryan's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Jaime Rascone, Professional Prostitute-Tester, Has a Better Job Than You Jaime Rascone is no different than the rest of us in that the erstwhile DJ needs to grab the occasional odd job to make ends meet. But the Chilean lothario has all of us beat by holding the type of fantasy job that just sounds too good to be true: Quality Control in a brothel. Rascone, an occasional male model and DJ, first happened upon Fiorella Companions in Santiago, Chile while working on a story about the country's sexual revolution. He was offered the gig by Madam Fiorella, who needed somebody to provide that final "interview" in her hiring process. It goes like this: girls who are interested in working as VIP escorts for Fiorella have to undergo interviews, psychological testing, and a photo session. The applicants are whittled down to a final six, who are then fucked one after the other in a single day by Jaime. He takes diligent notes on, say, how they moved their hips and whether their groans were adequate, and makes recommendations to the madam. There is paperwork involved, which we find hysterical. The article describing Jaime's profession really needs to be seen to be believed, as it describes the yawning coffee-slurping Director of Quality Control starting out his day on "Mariana the stewardess" after making a phone call to a nightclub he manages. His day continues in this fashion as each candidate, all in their early 20's, make their way into his "office" (which is equipped, of course, with a stripper pole and a suitcase full of condoms.) Each one is dutifully fucked, evaluated, showered off, and then the Prostitute Conveyor Belt gets fired up again. The strain of the job is actually such that he can only do it once a month, testing around seventy girls or so a year. And, in fact, the article closes with a kind of haunting image of the guy getting dressed after a hard day's work with huge dark bags under his eyes. Of course, that comes after an intense description of a volcanic threesome that ended the day so, y'know. We want to believe that this, like any other job, just eventually gets really boring and tedious, inevitably draining you of your soul and will to live. And, like all jobs in the sex industry, that it eventually gets drained of any sort of visceral joy after a while and burns the "lucky" recipient out. The article seems to head fake in that direction. But the adolescent parts of our brains don't buy it. As we all said simultaneously, "Un Buen Trabajo, indeed." Click on the pic below to check out Jaime Rascone on the clock. -
As long as she has that new car smell :)
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For Another Change Of Pace-A Game
qwertyaccount replied to roamingguy's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
It did ask and I answered, but I was really hoping to see what Mohamad looked like. -
For Another Change Of Pace-A Game
qwertyaccount replied to roamingguy's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I tried again and was thinking of Mohammad, hoping to see his picture, but after 60 questions the genie couldn't determine the correct answer.