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I keep two books with me just in case I'm ever stranded on a desert island: - How to build a raft - Knot tying The knot tying book is so I can securely tie up Gilligan so he doesn't mess up my rescue plans by helping.

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Someone, somewhere, finds that very hot. I'm not that guy. Very wise decision!

You simply forgot to wear these:

I can't say that I've read them all, but I've enjoyed all that I've read.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/13/california.penis.knifing/index.html (CNN) -- A Southern California woman was in jail Wednesday after allegedly drugging her husband, cutting off his penis, throwing it into the garbage disposal and turning it on, Orange County police said. Catherine Kieu Becker put a drug or poison in her husband's dinner Monday evening to make him sleepy, according to the initial police investigation. "The victim went to lie down and he woke up tied to the bed with his wife tugging his clothes off," police said. "The suspect grabbed the victim's penis and cut it off." Becker told police he "deserved it" when they arrived at the scene after she called 911, the police report said. The couple is going through a divorce. Becker, 48, was arrested for aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning, and spousal abuse. She was booked into the Orange County Jail. The 51-year-old victim, who hasn't been identified because he is an alleged victim of spousal abuse, underwent emergency surgery at the UCI Medical Center, police said.

"Sherwood Schwartz, the prolific television writer and producer best known as the creator of the iconic sitcoms "Gilligan's Island" and "The Brady Bunch," died Tuesday morning in Los Angeles. He was 94." http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/07/12/obit.sherwood.schwartz/index.html What was your favourite Gilliagan's Island or Brady Bunch episode or moment?

Some things can be a bit too big: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2011/07/09/dnt.tx.16lb.baby.kltv.kltv?hpt=hp_c2

I have seen a professional soccer match. I have never been on a cruise.

I like how Notch tells it like it is.

"The cure for the compulsive helper": http://www.cnn.com/2011/LIVING/07/12/compulsive.helper.o/index.html

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Worked like a charm! This sort of thing would be a great addition to print ads of all types.

That will clean right up with some club soda.

Thanks! I've put a "If found please call..." sticker in the battery compartment just in case.

Where can I get a bird?

Congrats, keep the posts cumming!

Congratulations! I love (.)(.) boobies too!

I'm going to get my car washed.

Thanks everyone! I can't wait to try the Cerb executive washroom. Does it have fountains and such?

Is she available for tutoring?

That was Vaginal! Amazing eyes are a close second in my book:

Not all web crawlers look at or care about the robots.txt file. Instead of a full face photo, how about a nice silhouette shot:

I'm a bit confused, isn't YouTube's sole purpose to host uploaded videos?

Be specific about what you are looking for when you call, just in case: