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How does one get to be on that distinguished list? :)

I'm reminded of the "hair gel" secene from the movie "There's Something About Mary":

I wasn't kissing her, she was kissing me (only remotely believable in high school)

I don't even like to get water in my eyes! I found a sexier pair:

Would swim goggles help? :)

Finally I get permission!

I tried to go to my sisters to pick up her kids and take them to the water part, I stood there for hours and nothing happend - it must be broken:

It's a hot day, I'm going to grab my sister's kids and go to the water park:

CNN: Phone hacking can extend beyond voice mail http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/mobile/07/08/phone.hacking/index.html

Here's some liars I just can't stop staring at: http://www.videobash.com/video_show/chinese-wonderbra-15824

We're doing this in the name of public safety, not to make money from fines.

Keri Byron look alike:

Here are two of the reasons I like Mythbusters:

"I can make a firm pledge. Under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes." "As president, Barack Obama will close the detention facility at Guantanamo." "I will not sign any non-emergency bill without giving the American public an opportunity to review and comment on the White House website for five days." It's not fair using lies from politicians, after all it's their job to lie to get elected.

I know where I'm going, I do not need to ask someone for directions.

Two returns counter at Walmart stories, one funny, one off putting. While I was in line, a lady and a filthy nasty car battery in her shopping cart to return. She didn't have a receipt, the battery was clearly years old, and to top it off Walmart never ever sold Canadian Tire MotoMaster batteries. She left in a huff after the clerk and her manager refused to give her a "refund". After she left, I asked them if this happens often and do they at least get a laugh out og it. Aparently it happens all the time, and they aren't allowed to laugh until after the customer has left. The off putting return is I saw someone return a package of ground beef and some icecream. The returns were tossed into the assorted carts for reshelving. I can only hope that the department manager disposed of the items instead.

Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries:

Maybe it's like the boom boxes from the 80's - some guys just need to be walking around with the biggest one even if it sounds like crap.