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Hello, This message may be coming to you as a surprise but I need your help.Few days back we made an unannounced vacation trip to London,UK .Everything was going fine until last night when we were mugged on our way back to the hotel.They Stole all our cash,credit cards and cellphone but thank God we still have our lives and passport. Another shocking is that the hotel manager has been unhelpful to us for reasons i don't know. I'm writing you from a local library cybercafe..I've reported to the police and after writing down some statements that's the last i had from them.i contacted the consulate and all i keep hearing is they will get back to me. i need your help ..i need you to help me out with a loan to settle my bills here so we can get back home tomorrow. I'll refund the money as soon as i get back.All i need is $1,650..Let me know if you can get me the money then I tell you how to get it to me. Thanks Brian

Sorry, after answering 8 questions I broke it! "500 Internal Server Error"

Just like school - your supposed to give the answer they want, which is not necessarily the correct answer. Love that song!

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I know, mine has the same damn problem! They've got to fix that "flaw".

Funny and not too far from the turth!

It's a design flaw of most Mercedes that needs to be addressed somehow - I'm waiting for a recall notice.

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK' Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down. What can I say to make you sleep with me? First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score? That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more? Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them? Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them? Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand. Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood. Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited! I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup? Do you wanna see why my nickname is 'tri-pod'? I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay. This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex. I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together? I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

I'm just over 40, so I only got 14 right. But I still don't know where my glasses are!

The latter! And change that to a 2L bottle too! Add to the list: -Change for the payphone when there's no signal or your battery dies.

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Delayed ejaculation, a condition that affects one man in 10. "Delayed ejaculation is a medical condition in which a male is unable to ejaculate, either during intercourse or with manual stimulation in the presence of a partner. Ejaculation is the action in which semen is release from the penis." More here: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002678/

What turns me on, well this morning, reading this thread!

You can get one from Virgin mobile for about $10 a month ($113 a year including HST).

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Married guys - don't forget about detailed billing! Here is a reminder: http://toronto.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20100517/affair-sues-rogers-100517/20100517/?hub=TorontoNewHome

I'm another single guy that always deletes the call history. Could a plausible cover for the ladies be something like "This is a horoscope line lady, do you want today's horoscope or not"

[FONT=Calibri]Statistics donâ??t lie, but liars use statistics.[/FONT]

It looks like it could be used as a helmet. I was told as a wee lad to always wear a helmet when I'm with a lady.

Very educational, thanks!

The cheque is in the mail I won't cum in your mouth You won't get pregnent

It's sad that the services that were designed to protect our kids are actually causing some of them harm in the long run.

I'm having ribs. Same rule applies, even bad ribs are still ribs!

I delete the numbers in case I lend my phone to someone to make a call and they accdentially hit redial. Ok, it was me who accidentially hit redial, I don't like to waste ladies time so I made another appointment.

If elected prime minister, I will enact a solution to the scumbag pimp problem. I'll round them up and stick them into a woodchipper, feet first. Once they are out of the picture, everything else should take care of itself. Sorry to be so gruesom but I'm not awake enough yet to word this better.