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I'm amused when I see the word "fake" as part of the file name (e.g. "Fake_Mary_sexxy1.jpg". That falls under the category "Lie to me once and I don't know what I'll be able to believe".

A bit off topic, but no SP ever overcharges - she asks for what she feels is fair, and if you agree than it is fair. Additional Comments: Notch, these are for you:

What Angela said. How about just changing your avitar to a gun slinin' cowbow?

Don't let her catch you staring!

Yes, there is a (typically extra cost) service offered by most carriers (both land line and cell) that do this, but with questionable accuracy depending on the speaker and the ambient noise. It could be used to get the jist of a message, but the real recording normally has to be listed to anyway. For land lines, it would be sent via e-mail.

If you have a landline, this tool won't be able to help. If you like the concept, but prefer speaking on a land line because of the higher call quality, you could get a cell phone (your new published number) and call forward it to your landline and get the best of both worlds. On the other hand, for others that may have a cell phone and just prefer not to receive texts, this may be a viable solution.

It could also have been a vacation photo taken by a friend else and e-mailed to her later. Better safe than sorry!

Some newer cameras have this GPS feature as well and some newer cell phone cameras are excellent. Keeping your pictures on encrypted media off your computers is always a good idea. Just to recap fopr everyone, however the photos are taken (camera, phone, etc.), and wherever there stored (on computer, SD card, encrypted flash drive, bank vault, etc.), make sure that the file names don't contain anything private before uploading them and that the location (GPS) information has been removed.

There's more infor about that in this thread: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=57685

If your ever in Turks & Caicos, try "Turks Light" and "Turks Dark". Light in this case is colour, not alc. content. Now, here is a real beer drinker:

How about fishing? Now the fishing pole in RG's picture makes perfect sense!

Jaime Rascone, Professional Prostitute-Tester, Has a Better Job Than You Jaime Rascone is no different than the rest of us in that the erstwhile DJ needs to grab the occasional odd job to make ends meet. But the Chilean lothario has all of us beat by holding the type of fantasy job that just sounds too good to be true: Quality Control in a brothel. Rascone, an occasional male model and DJ, first happened upon Fiorella Companions in Santiago, Chile while working on a story about the country's sexual revolution. He was offered the gig by Madam Fiorella, who needed somebody to provide that final "interview" in her hiring process. It goes like this: girls who are interested in working as VIP escorts for Fiorella have to undergo interviews, psychological testing, and a photo session. The applicants are whittled down to a final six, who are then fucked one after the other in a single day by Jaime. He takes diligent notes on, say, how they moved their hips and whether their groans were adequate, and makes recommendations to the madam. There is paperwork involved, which we find hysterical. The article describing Jaime's profession really needs to be seen to be believed, as it describes the yawning coffee-slurping Director of Quality Control starting out his day on "Mariana the stewardess" after making a phone call to a nightclub he manages. His day continues in this fashion as each candidate, all in their early 20's, make their way into his "office" (which is equipped, of course, with a stripper pole and a suitcase full of condoms.) Each one is dutifully fucked, evaluated, showered off, and then the Prostitute Conveyor Belt gets fired up again. The strain of the job is actually such that he can only do it once a month, testing around seventy girls or so a year. And, in fact, the article closes with a kind of haunting image of the guy getting dressed after a hard day's work with huge dark bags under his eyes. Of course, that comes after an intense description of a volcanic threesome that ended the day so, y'know. We want to believe that this, like any other job, just eventually gets really boring and tedious, inevitably draining you of your soul and will to live. And, like all jobs in the sex industry, that it eventually gets drained of any sort of visceral joy after a while and burns the "lucky" recipient out. The article seems to head fake in that direction. But the adolescent parts of our brains don't buy it. As we all said simultaneously, "Un Buen Trabajo, indeed." Click on the pic below to check out Jaime Rascone on the clock.

As long as she has that new car smell :)

It did ask and I answered, but I was really hoping to see what Mohamad looked like.

I tried again and was thinking of Mohammad, hoping to see his picture, but after 60 questions the genie couldn't determine the correct answer.

Hello, This message may be coming to you as a surprise but I need your help.Few days back we made an unannounced vacation trip to London,UK .Everything was going fine until last night when we were mugged on our way back to the hotel.They Stole all our cash,credit cards and cellphone but thank God we still have our lives and passport. Another shocking is that the hotel manager has been unhelpful to us for reasons i don't know. I'm writing you from a local library cybercafe..I've reported to the police and after writing down some statements that's the last i had from them.i contacted the consulate and all i keep hearing is they will get back to me. i need your help ..i need you to help me out with a loan to settle my bills here so we can get back home tomorrow. I'll refund the money as soon as i get back.All i need is $1,650..Let me know if you can get me the money then I tell you how to get it to me. Thanks Brian

Sorry, after answering 8 questions I broke it! "500 Internal Server Error"

Just like school - your supposed to give the answer they want, which is not necessarily the correct answer. Love that song!

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I know, mine has the same damn problem! They've got to fix that "flaw".

Funny and not too far from the turth!

It's a design flaw of most Mercedes that needs to be addressed somehow - I'm waiting for a recall notice.

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK' Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down. What can I say to make you sleep with me? First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score? That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more? Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them? Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them? Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand. Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood. Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited! I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup? Do you wanna see why my nickname is 'tri-pod'? I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay. This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex. I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together? I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

I'm just over 40, so I only got 14 right. But I still don't know where my glasses are!

The latter! And change that to a 2L bottle too! Add to the list: -Change for the payphone when there's no signal or your battery dies.