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Ladies, I like to think I'm back in school with you being the teacher - tell me what I'm doing wrong and make me do it over and over again until I get it right.

Talk about truth in advertising!

I think it's like pizza, even bad pizza is still pizza!

Dear Sir/Madam, I am Richard Hughes, and the sales Manager of Sihuan Electric Co., Ltd. Our company is into electrical device manufacture. It is a large-scale comprehensive multinational corporation which does research and development along with the manufacturing and sales of various products including Televisions, Air-conditioners , PTV, LCD, disc player, plasma Televisions, Audio-visual , Networks Batteries, Commercial Electronic System Components and so on. We have limited countries where our products are been exported. Due to the quality of our products we have some successfully few customers in America and Canada Countries. And due to the high demand for our products in America, Canada and Europe, we have decided to move our products fully into Europe. we are searching for reliable persons And companies who can act as a receiving agent for us, as the person in position will act as medium between our customers and us in their established area. Most of our clients will be making payments to you through you to us in the form of personal cheques / cashier's cheque, wire transfers and bank to bank transfers. But which ever option that our customers opt for, you would be entitled to 10% agent commission. If you are interested in working with us, we will be very glad to have you as our company representative. you are therefore advised to forward to us the following information so as to enable our company put you on our agents list. 1. Full Names 2. Contact Address 3. Contact Mobile Phone Number 4. Working Status 5. AGE All of these informations will be needed by our head of human resources before any payments can be allocated to you by our customers. Yours Sincerely Mr. Richard Hughes Air Conditioner Marketing Company Overseas Sihuan Electric Electric Co.,Ltd. Add:1,North Xingye Road, Nantou, Zhongshan, China 518920.

A cat was happy to bark like a dog until he notices people. He then quickly switches to meows. http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/06/22/exp.am.barking.cat.busted.cnn?hpt=hp_c2

Prezado Cliente Leia com Atenção. Prezado Cliente, como você já deve ter percebido em seus acessos, o Banco Santander mudou sua forma de efetuar transações para dar mais segurança a você nosso cliente, instauramos o processo de cadastramento de computadores tendo em vista o sigílo dos seus dados, esse Módulo de Proteção da acesso ao seu cadastramento,efetuando todos os passos deste módulo seu computador será cadastrado automaticamente no nosso sistema, sendo um cadastro único, e suas operações só poderam ser liberadas atráves deste computador. Os clientes que já cadastraram seus devidos computadores deveram refazer o processo através deste módulo.Este módulo é único. Ativar Atualização do Módulo de Proteção 3.0

You are right, you can't go directly from XP to 7. But you can go from XP to Vista, then Vista to 7 and retain everything. Backing up before starting is always a good idea.

Some of us are old enough to remember the 1978 Disney movie "The Cat from Outer Space" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077305/): Watch the movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trXSWE6x3pM

They can change the rules, but we all adapt and the game goes on. I'd hire a lady to clean my place, and if something else happens after or during her "work", well that's just a happy coincidence!

I like Tony Roma's out that way, with ribs you can get dirty before you get dirty.

Microsoft rings alarm bell on fake Windows support calls Microsoft Corp. (NASDAQ: MSFT) is warning that scammers have taken to the phone lines to dupe Windows users into putting malware on their machines or paying for worthless help. The ploy isn't new -- security experts have seen it in circulation for at least a year -- but Microsoft was the first to quantify the problem. According to Microsoft, which sponsored surveys in the U.S., the U.K., Ireland and Canada, 15 per cent of the people polled said they had received unsolicited calls from fraudsters posing as computer support technicians who claimed they were offering PC security checks. The scammers try to trick users into believing that their computer is infected -- often by having them look at a Windows log that typically shows scores of harmless or low-level errors -- then convince them to download software or let the "technician" remotely access the PC. The con artists charge for their "help" and often get people to pay for worthless software. In actuality, the software is malware that steals online account information and passwords. "They're taking advantage of ignorance," said Sean Richmond, a senior technology consultant for Sophos, in a podcast. In many cases, the scammer asks the user to open Windows' events log, which records significant events on the PC, including program errors. Richmond noted that the log typically contains scores of such errors, which may look alarming to many users. Of the people who received such calls, 22 per cent fell for the scam, Microsoft said. Most who were duped suffered some kind of post-call financial loss, which Microsoft claimed averaged $875 per victim. Among the losses, people cited compromised passwords, balky computers, identity fraud and cash pilfered from their bank accounts. "Criminals have proved once again that their ability to innovate new scams is matched by their ruthless pursuit of our money," said Richard Saunders, the director of one of Microsoft's public relations teams, in a Thursday statement. Although the scam currently targets Windows users -- and for now is limited to English-speaking countries -- there's nothing to stop criminals from expanding their scheme. "Presumably, when these guys smarten up a little bit ... they could pull exactly the same trick [on Mac users]," said Paul Ducklin, Sophos' head of technology for its Asian and Pacific division.

Rooting is rarely required for Android phones to use with another carriers SIM card, just unlocking. Depending on the carrier, threy may unlock your phone for free or for a small charge. Some phones, like the Google Nexus, come unlocked right out of the box.

Here's a link to the Kelly Bundy nipple slip photo, the photo doesn't want to "stick" here - episode "Kelly Bounces Back," where she is fighting with Tia Carrere: http://img175.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=90004_aekMWC2_123_1196lo.jpg And here's a couple more:

The first link actually goes to http://trackups.org/easytrackn.php?tp=28273335ef522248b17 the second to: http://client.trackups.org/invoiceF548B4417.JPG.exe Actually I've changed them a bit, since they attempt to download malware. Dear client Your package has arrived. The tracking # is : 28273335EF548B17 and can be used at : http://www.ups.com/tracking/tracking.html The shipping invoice can be downloaded from : http://www.ups.com/tracking/invoices/download.aspx?invoice_id=28273335EF548B17 Thank you, United Parcel Service *** This is an automatically generated email, please do not reply ***

For Cato - a Kelly Bundy nipple slip - episode "Kelly Bounces Back," where she is fighting with Tia Carrere: For everyone else: Britney Spears: Married with Children - Amber (Marcy's niece):

There are software tools that you can use, like Microsoft Expression, that can get you off to a good start: http://www.microsoft.com/expression/#web There is a free trial download available for it. Any (well, almost any) website is better than none -- you can add to it and change it as inspiration hits and time allows.

Good morning to you, I know you must be highly surprise to receive this message from complete stranger you have never meet,I am using this as the only medium to communicate you at the moment in Brief. My name is Miss Helez Quenzie. I,m a single female medical. I come from Cuba Stingray City is located 25 minutes east of Havana. I want to relocate to your area.. MY DATA: MY NAME: MISS HELEZ QUENZIE MY BIRTH: 19/04/1987 MY OCCUPATION: STUDENT MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE NATIONALITY: CUBA MY FATHER'S DATA: HIS NAME: MR.ALBERTO QUENZIE OCCUPATION: EXPORTER OF GOLD AND DIAMOND INTO LIBYA AGE BEFORE HIS DEATH : 69 NATIONALITY: CUBA DESCRIPTION PRODUCT DEscriptION - Gold Dust, QUANTITY - 250 KILOGRAMS QUALITY - 22. CARATS + PURITY - 94.22% Am going to send you my complete details for you to know whom you are going to assist and a copy of the document for the gold and fund. Am entrusting you and please keep it highly to yourself as you know there is a lot of evil people in the world who can harm me because of my inheritance. so please confirm to me if you/your company can handle my late fathers company by viewing the type of Gold and other product he deals on and to see the place where the fund and Gold was lodged. Await your response Miss Helez NOTE: I NEED YOUR DIRECT PHONE AND DIRECT PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS TO ENABLE ME SEND YOU MY COMPLETE INFORMATION FOR UNDERSTANDING

Which two? Those are six of my favourite!

Visit other sites and make note of things you like, and things you don't. Some things, like music playing, seem like a good idea, but make the site undesireable to visit from work, etc. You don't need to eat the elephant all at once, you can change and add to the site as time goes on.

I've did an RV rental once when I was stuck for accomodation in a booked up town.

You should be able to reset it with a code sent to your cell phone. They've recently expanded the cell providers they support. Unless I'm mistaken, you should be able to log in to get your mail, you'll just be restricted from sending mail untill it's unlocked.

One day there will be a "SP guild", like the "Actors guild" that will control the use of "stage" names: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stage_name

Good Day, My name is Allen Graves, a (SGT) in the U.S Army attached to Nato presently in Libya as a combat instructor. During one of our duty assignment, we stumbled on a dump site where many arms and plenty cash in U.S. dollars and pounds where discovered in barrels at a farm house near one of Col Muammar Gaddafi old palace in Libya during a rescue operation. So I'm seeking your kind assistance to move this funds to you as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here (LIBYA).Please respond for further details. Sincerly, Allen Graves. (Sgt)