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You are to reconfirm to our attorney Barrister Ray Foster the following details of yours as listed below: Full Name: Current/Valid Residential Address: Nominated Delivery Address: Age: Sex: Occupation: Country: Home Cell Number: Direct Mobile Number: Scan Copy of your Identification You are also to indicate the means of delivery you want between the two listed above. Note: It is important that you attach scan copy of your identification card as it will be used as basis of identification by the delivery company on getting to your nominated delivery address before releasing your parcel. As soon as you establish contact with him, he will give you the details which you will use to effect the payment of either $220.00USD or $155.00USD as the case may be. Also note that either $220.00USD or $155.00USD is what it will cost to get your parcel to your nominated delivery address and that is the only fee you will ever have to pay. You can email our attorney at: Name: Barr Ray Foster (Esq.) Email: [email protected] Tel: +234 808 348 3105 Make sure that you call him immediately on the number above to notify him that you got the email and have responded to the email to enable him check his email and get back to you immediately so that you can conclude the delivery process within the one week mapped out for this issue. Please request for a scan copy either the ATM card or the Certified Bank Draft and your shipment details which will include your tracking number from the Attorney immediately he has received your payment and shipped your parcel. Congratulations. Yours faithfully, Ms. Ailsa Beaton, Director of Information, Metropolitan Police, Scotland Yard. Warning: This is only meant for beneficiaries whose names are listed as second batch receivers in this payment schedule, we will not entertain another person coming forward for claim of the fund meant for another in this payment schedule unless there is a valid power of attorney presented, You are also advised not to reply to this email if you have received your funds in the past as this email is specifically meant for those who have not yet gotten their prize funds within the past 5-7 years. You will be prosecuted and made to face the wrath of law if it is discovered that you have submitted any false information in this course.

METROPOLITAN POLICE HEADQUATERS Scotland Yard 8-10 Broadway, London SW1H 0BG, United Kingdom. www.met.police.uk Thro: Ms. Ailsa Beaton, Position: Director of Information, Metropolitan Police, Scotland Yard. Email:[email protected] http://www.met.police.uk/about/beaton.htm Date: 28th of April, 2011. SECOND BATCH PAYMENT SCHEDULE We are pleased to inform you that the Second Batch Payment Schedule Approval Committee recently inaugurated by the International Banks for reconciliation and development (World Bank) and the International Monetary Fund (IMF) based on series of petitions received from International bodies such as cooperate bodies and Non Governmental Organization (NGO) on the inability of most Government of different Countries in the world, Commercial Banks, Probate Offices and World Lottery Organization to settle their Clients Contract Debt, Inheritance and Winning Prize Fund. After an extensive close door meeting between the boards of directors, it was resolved and agreed upon, that this body; the Second Batch Payment Schedule Approval Committee, comprised of selected intelligence officers from the Metropolitan Police, EFCC and FBI will work extensively to ensure that your Unclaimed Funds will be paid to you without any hitch and delay through the World Bank and IMF Insurance Body as agreed. The total sum of $585,000.00 (Five Hundred and Eighty-Five Thousand US Dollars) as initial payment has been endorsed and approved for payment to you. Being the second batch of payment issued to various individuals, Companies, and Organizations, we will delight in following the procedures in the course of payment for our first batch receivers. To safe-guard enlisted/qualified Clients/Beneficiaries from further extortion of unnecessary payments of any kind whatsoever, we have appointed, accredited and endorsed an attorney to work under our care in this regards, he is a well known activist, a human rights lawyer and knowledgeable in various fields. Be informed that your payment will come in either of the forms below: CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT This payment order will be in a Certified Bank Draft in that amount and can be repurchased from any bank in the world. This means is advised for those who can handle and manage such huge sums of money. ATM VISA/MASTER CARD This payment order will be in an ATM Visa or Master Card in that amount programmed to dispense a maximum of $6000.00USD for each use and can be used for a maximum of 4 times in a day after each 6 hours hence it can dispense a total of $24,000.00USD in a day. Instructions have been given to the endorsed paying bank in Nigeria to issue either a Certified Bank Draft or an ATM Visa/Master Card in that amount in your favour upon your receipt of your option. The reason why we have used Nigeria as the claims center is because of the reduced tendency and involvement of the Nigerian Government in the sponsorship of terrorism related activities and the stability of the Country despite the fact that there are some bad eggs which are also seen in other countries in the World. We advice that you establish contact with our attorney, a human rights lawyer who will render free legal services to all beneficiaries who have been listed on our second batch payment schedule. In other words, the body will take care of his flight fees, service charges and other contingencies throughout his one week stay in Nigeria until we confirm that you have received and confirmed your payments, Hence he requires no fee or charges from you the beneficiary to ensure that you are on the right track to receive your funds without being misled apart from the official delivery charges which is to be paid to the delivery company for the delivery of your parcel. He is very much conversant with the delivery and all international law and will perfectly guide you through under our supervision. DHL DELIVERY RATE By Speed Post - $220.00USD Estimated Time of Arrival (ETI) = Maximum of 48 hours after shipment By Normal Delivery - $155.00USD Estimated Time of Arrival (ETI) = between 5 - 7days after shipment. The only fee you will have to pay is either $220.00USD (For Speed Post) or $155.00USD (For Normal Delivery). You are to reconfirm to our attorney Barrister Ray Foster the following details of yours as listed below: Full Name: Current/Valid Residential Address: Nominated Delivery Address: Age: Sex: Occupation: Country: Home Cell Number: Direct Mobile Number: Scan Copy of your Identification

The underlying link URLs (not the one displayed but the one that is really used when you click on a link and is displayed on the status bar when you hover your mouse over it) in this e-mail go to a website that attempts to download a virus/trojan. Those links have been removed for you and only the displayed link is included. Dear Customer, We attempted to deliver your item at 9:46 am on May 16, 2011. The delivery attempt failed because nobody was present at your ( the shipping ) address, so this notification has been automatically sent. You may arrange redelivery by visiting the link below or pick up the item at the Canada Post Office indicated on the receipt. If the package is not scheduled for redelivery or picked up within 48 hours it will be returned to the sender. Label/Receipt Number: RT094810142HK Expected Delivery Date: May 16, 2011 Class: Package Services Service(s): Delivery Confirmation Status: eNotification sent To check on the delivery status of your mailing or arrange redelivery please visit the following URL: http://www.canadapost.ca/cpotools/apps/track/personal/findByTrackNumber?execution=e3s1 Please make sure to print out your shipping receipt in order to collect your package at our Post Office: http://www.canadapost.ca/cpotools/apps/track/personal/findInvoiceByTrackingNumber?track=RT0940142HK Thank you, © 2011 Canada Post Corporation *** This is an automatically generated email, please do not reply ***

Attention, After proper and several investigations and research at Western Union and MoneyGram Office, we found your name in Western Union database amongst those that have sent money through Western Union to Nigeria and this proves that you have truly been swindled by those unscrupulous persons by sending money to them through Western Union/MoneyGram in the course of getting one fund or the other that is not real, right now we are working hand in hand with Western Union to track every fraudsters down, do not respond to their e-mails, letters and phone calls any longer as they are scammers and you should be very careful to avoid being a victim to fraudsters any longer because they have nothing to offer you but to rip-off what you have worked earnestly hard to earn. In this regard a meeting was held between the Board of Directors of The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) alongside with the Ministry of Finance - Nigeria and as a consequence of our investigations it was agreed that the sum of sixty thousand US Dollars (US$60,000.00) should be transferred to you out of the funds that Federal Government of Nigeria has set aside as a compensation to everyone who have by one way or the other sent money to fraudsters in Nigeria. ***Please note that we will no longer be liable for any loss, cost or expense whatsoever, suffered or incurred by You in connection with the fraudsters. Be warned! We have deposited your fund at Western Union Money Transfer agent location EMS Post office Lagos, Nigeria. We have submitted your details to them so that your fund can be transferred to you. We have paid the Registration and Transfer fees and for security reasons we have also insured your fund to avoid misappropriation. Contact the Western Union agent office through any of the email addresses stated below; Contact Person: Carson Green Contact Email : [email protected] Contact Phone : +234-709-447-7929 Yours sincerely, James Dobson, Investigation Officer. ****************************************************************************************************************** Please note that e-mails, letters and phone calls are currently been made to unsuspecting persons by fraudsters claiming to have access to their funds. Everyday, people throughout the world are falling victim to scams of one way or the other. It could be an unexpected prize draw or lottery win, or a chance to invest in an exciting new money-making or investment programme . In the circumstance, we unreservedly advice you to dissociate yourself from all correspondence and transactions entered into based on evidently fraudulent and fictitious claims.

Date: 05th of May 2011. UPS Customer Service! This mail is to remind you of your registered package. CONTENT: Bank Draft of $800,000.00 USD officially registered by an Official of the United Nation Lottery Board. For your information the VAT and COD have Date: 20TH of APR 2011. This parcel have been in our custody for too long and we are about returning it to the sender if you do not come up and claim your parcel immediately. For your information the VAT and COD have been paid. Please Contact UPS Delivery Department Mr. John Williams for shipment details and requirements. Email: [email protected] It is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone number: Full Name: Address: City: Postal Address: Phone: Country: Yours Faithfully, Mrs. Gloria Lambert

Parcel Post Depot, Unit 3 Prospect House, Lancaster Road, Cressex Industrial Estate, High Wycombe, Bucks, HP12 3NN. UK Parcel Post is committed to customer satisfaction and quality service, and now the online booking system has been specifically designed to provide and promote a customer-orientated experience that demonstrates true dedication to cost-effectiveness and competitive pricing for document and parcel delivery in the UK and abroad. A saving of over half the original price, combined with a renowned reputation for prompt, efficient and effective service, means that Parcel Post customers can rest assured that their documents and parcels really are in the safest of hands, and at a cost that is market-beating and genuinely affordable. Dear Customer, Parcel Registration No: 1184988 This is to alert you of abandoned Parcel Registration No: 1184988 which belong to you unfortunately we could not deliver the postal package sent 04 March. 2011, as the recipients address does not exist, after making stringent verifications, this parcel is from Virtual World Direct, PLC Award-Winning Grants, this parcel contains a Check of ($550,900.00) Five Hundred and Fifty Thousand, Nine Hundred US Dollars and other documents. All Virtual World Direct, Plc prizes are paid out as cash or pay cheque, according to Virtual World Direct, Plc is confirmed that you have been earlier notified in writing to your address in regards to this Parcel Registration No: 1184988. Note: Virtual World Direct, Plc do not deduct any taxes or handling fees from all specific Donations/ Grants, the total fund is therefore not deductible or subtract able by any authority until the beneficiary receives the Certified Cheque designated to your address Virtual World Direct, Plc respect the wishes of our clients and will not publicise the names or photographs of winners without their express written permission also The UK Financial Service Authority have issued a formal request to British National Lottery Association Board requesting urgent action to amend its Late results of Lottery Draws held in UK and discriminatory rules currently allowing foreign lottery winniners to be taxed of 15% from the total prize money all winners. Parcel Post Depot Ltd recently received a certified delivery instruction from your Agent Mr. Joseph Aymond of Super Lotto Plus from the California Lottery (USA) that the parcel should be sent to this address: 5021 Laguna Blvd, Elk Grove, CA 95758. USA. Please we need further clarifications, did you give such instruction to your Agent Mr. Joseph Aymond. Parcel Post Depot Ltd decline reverse payment for these charges, stating that it is against our professional policy towards ensuring the safe delivery o f the parcel to you. Please note you have to pay your return S/H fee and our re-shipping fee. We do not make any refund or reimburse S/H fee charges. Only replacement would be made, no matter what the reasons of your return parcel, you have to be responsible for the re-shipping fee and return S/H fee. Please pay the fee to us before returning your parcel. Note: Make sure you UNDERSTAND and ACCEPT the above terms and conditions. Please provide contact details:- 1. Full Name: 2. Address: 3. Phone Number (Mobile and Home) 4. Email: 5. Other additional information: Passport or Divers License Copy We are glad to be of service to you. For additional information, find below the contact details of inquiries at Parcel Post Depot Ltd best assisting you ensuring your comfort, call Mr. Alex Dean/Director of the Freight Services Division/ Parcel Post Depot Ltd Reply via E-mail: [email protected] Yours Sincerely, Mrs. Elizabeth Henderson Asst. Director of the Freight Services Division/ Parcel Post Depot Ltd

Attn Beneficiary, I am Mr. Paul McCulley, the personal secretary to the FBI Director; Robert S.Mueller III. After proper investigations, we discovered that your impending payment that have been withheld by imposters, claiming to be Mr. Mr. Lamido Sanusi (The New Governor of the Central bank of Nigeria), Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr. Frank Nweke, None existing officials of several banks in nigeria and also lottery winnings,among a list of others is now under our custody with the help of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and the Local Police Force. Investigations revealed that you have spent a lot on your personal earned money just to conclude the successful transfer of your funds to your nominated bank account by obtaining transfer documents as requested by the imposters, costing you a lot of money but all to no avail. The FBI had to send some financial crime investigators from our head quarters in Washington DC to Africa in other to carry out proper investigation, after receiving series of other reports similar to yours as you are not the only person awaiting the legal transfer of funds from Africa. The FBI has giving authority to the International Monetary Funds (IMF) to assist the Federal Ministry of Finance and all the organization involved; such as the Central Bank, Zenith Bank, and Legit lottery organizations to immediately commence with the compensation of all the beneficiaries awaiting the successful transfer of their funds. With the help of some of the best Internet investigators attached to the FBI. I am pleased to inform you that a meeting was held as regards the best way to carry out with the compensation exercise for transparency and most especially to avoid reoccurrence of the delay in transferring your funds and the high cost of procuring transfer documents and came to a final conclusion as all head of organizations involved was duly represented. It was approved to be issued to you as a valid international ATM card cashable at any ATM machine designation in the world. The ATM account has already being credited with Six million, five hundred thousand United States dollars. ($6,500,000.00USD), with a daily Limit of withdrawal of Ten thousand United States Dollars. ($10.000, 00USD).The ATM card has already being packaged and approved to be delivered to your door step via express courier delivery service. Contact Dr.Smith Douglas {Our FBI ATM Rep.} at the ATM PAYMENT CENTER and reconfirm your delivery information as stated below and your security code with five digit (24006) number has to be submitted alongside with your delivery information for security reasons. DELIVERY INFORMATION: FULL NAME: DELIVERY ADDRESS: CELL PHONE NUMBER: CURRENT OCCUPATION AGE: CONTACT INFORMATION: NAME: Dr.Smith Douglas EMAIL: [email protected] NOTE: Under normal circumstances you are suppose to come and collect your ATM CARD in person and sign some documents as proof of the collection of your ATM CARD but the IMF and the Finance Ministry insisted that you pay for the delivery charges of your ATM CARD via western union money transfer, which will cost you the delivery charges with options for you to choose from our nominated courier company that will carry out with the delivery to your door step to be documented in your file as proof of your collection. A receipt to this effect will be sent to you and a copy kept in your file for future documentation. We also advise that you stop further communications with these imposters and forward any correspondence proposal you receive from them to Mr. Richard Williams in other for the FBI to bring justice to does still at large. We hope that is very clear. Mr. Paul McCulley. For: Mr. Robert S.Mueller III FBI DIRECTOR ===================================================================== Dear Customer, We recently reviewed your account, and suspect that your CIBC Online Banking account might have been accessed by an unauthorized third party. Protecting the security of your account is our primary concern, therefore as a preventive measure, we have temporarily limited access to sensitive account features. To restore your account access, we need you to confirm your identity. Please follow the link below to proceed to confirming your account information: https://www.cibconline.cibc.com/olbtxn/authentication/PreSignOn.cibc? ver=1sessargs=8WiAT-tsM5PMXdHmkqZJJ. If you are concerned about the authenticity of this message, please click here or call the phone number on the back of your credit card. If you would like to learn more about e-mail security or want to report a suspicious e-mail, click here. © 1999 - 2011 Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce. All rights reserved. Equal Housing Lender

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Beloved in Christ, I am Mrs. Anita Laurette Scotfield a widow to late John Scotfield and a cancer patient.I have to sell all my properties left by my husband because the doctors say i have less than 2months to live. I have deposited the funds of $5 Million Dollars which i sold from my properties and deposit into a security company. I want you to help me use the funds to help the charity deaf and the motherless babies home before i die. If you are a good and honest Christian i shall give you the contact of the Bank and also the Deposit Certificate so as to claim my funds before my death. MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. KINDLY SEND YOUR INFORMATION FOR ASSESSMENT. Please get back to me on [email protected] Full Legal Name : Address : City : State : Zip code : Country : Nationality : Age. Home and Cell: Regard's Mrs. Anita Scotfield

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As part of our security measures, we regularly screen activity in the TD Canada Trust system. Recently contacted you after noticing an issue on your account. We requested information from you for the following reason: Our system detected unusual charges to a credit card linked to your account. Reference Number: PP-259-187-991 Canada Trust is constantly working to ensure security by regularly screening the accounts is our system. We recently reviewed your account, and we need more information to restore your account information access. ..Click Here login and complete the next step....... Completing all of the information's required will automatically restore your account access. You will be redirected to a secure, private TD Canada Trust server on a random port due security issues. ............................................................................................................................... TD Group Financial Services site - Copyright © TD (Server ID: cpsmw05_node : 1e437412-c07a-4f8e-8b7a-dc193593e272 )

Attention: I am Mrs. Celine Cooper ; I am a US citizen, 42 years Old. I reside . Altadena, CA 91001. My residential address is as follows 1700 Morada Place, Altadena, CA 91001, United States , am thinking of moving since I am now wealthy. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over $42,000 while in the US , trying to get my payment all to no avail. So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet Mr.Mitchel Ronald, who is the member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE and a Human Rights Activist (Lawyer), and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake. He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds amounting to $1.500,000.00 Moreover, Mr. Ben Wallace, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your email as one of the scam victims, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, They are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Mr. Ben Wallace. You have to contact him directly on this information below. COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE Name: Mr.Mitchel Ronald (Barrister) Email: [email protected] New Africa House(12th Floor), 31 Marina, Lagos Island, Lagos You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking Advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing. The only money I paid after I met Mr.Mitchel Ronald was just $410 for the paper works, take note of that. Thank You and Be Blessed. Mrs. Celine Cooper 1700 Morada Place, Altadena, CA 91001 United States.