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Tie me up with the golden lasso and make me tell the truth!!!

If you are unable to answer the phone or have someone do it for you, updating your voicemail announcement would be great for you and the caller. Another nice touch could be to offer the callers an extra free time or something else if they book now for another (slower) day.

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You were listed as a beneficiary to the estate of my late client, contact [email protected], for more information.

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Colorlink, Inc. 55 Nakadahara, Joetsu-City, Niigata 943- 0882, Japan TEL : 81-25-524-2400, FAX : 81-25-524-1957 http://www.colorlink.co.jp Dear Representative, Do you have access to a computer ?Do you have up to three hours spare time per-week? you can get paid ! would you like to work part or full time online, and get paid weekly? If yes,then please read carefully. ABOUT US ColorLink Japan, Ltd. was established with paid in capital 140million as a joint venture company between Colorlink, Inc. and Arisawa Mfg.Co.,Ltd.Started ColorSelect® manufacturing at Arisawa Nakadahara Factory.We are one of the world's leading suppliers of photonics-based solutions to a broad range of commercial and scientific research customers. We design, manufacture and market lasers, laser-based systems, precision optics and related accessories for a diverse group of customers.Since our beginning in 1966, we have expanded our business through a combination of internal growth and the strategic acquisition of companies with related technologies. JOB POSITION We are currently seeking part time employees for our ever-growing Accounts Receivable Department. Through extensive demographic research, we have discovered a wealth of untapped human resources that, for one reason or another, need the freedom to work from home.If this sounds like you,consider becoming part of our company family .As part of our ongoing Multi Level Marketing Network,we seek capable individuals to work for us as our representative.You can easily make $700-$2000 or more in a week by working for us as Sub-contractor in your geographical location, you will be in charge of collecting payment on behalf of our affiliates and Small business organizations that are registered under us.Note that no form of investment is needed from you and this job will take only 1-3 hours of your time per week. JOB RESPONSIBILITY 1. Receive payment from Clients/ Donors 2. Cash Payments at your Bank 3. Deduct 10%, which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed/Received 4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices you will be contacted to send payment to/ or any of our clients overseas. HOW MUCH WILL YOU EARN? 10% from each operation! For instance: you receive 7000 USD via checks on our behalf. You will cash the money and keep 700 USD(10% from 7000 USD) for yourself. Initially, your commission will be 10%, but will be reviewed with time to 15%. ADVANTAGES You do not have to go out as you will work as an independent contractor right from your home office. Your job is absolutely legal. You can earn up to 3000-4000 USD monthly depending on time you will spend for this job. You do not need any capital to start. You can do the Work easily without leaving or affecting your present Job.The only thing here is that we need you to assure us that you are reliable and trustworthy. MAIN REQUIREMENTS 18 years or older legally capable Responsible ready to work 3-4 hours per week. With PC knowledge e-mail and Internet experience (minimal)And please know that everything is absolutely legal. If you are interested in our offer, please respond with the following details in order for us to reach you: FULL NAME: PHYSICAL ADDRESS: CITY: STATE: ZIP CODE: COUNTRY: PHONE NUMBER OCCUPATION AGE: EMAIL: Let us know if you are interested in working for us by forwarding to us your contact information as soon as possible, as this is a very limited offer and a lot of applications are coming in daily. as soon as we receive your information,we will fax it to our customers and you will begin making extra income. Hope to read back from you soonest. We appreciate your interest in Colorlink, Inc. James Lin Senior manager. Colorlink, Inc. 55 Nakadahara, Joetsu-City, Niigata 943- 0882, Japan TEL : 81-25-524-2400, FAX : 81-25-524-1957 http://www.colorlink.co.jp

Attn, I am pleased to solicit your sincere and urgent assistance over this matter, My name is (Sir Terry Leahy). I am seeking for your co-operation and devotion in building a company or Real Estate in your country, I planned to invest with your 100% assistance. However, I do not know any investor in your country who I may trust to handle the business for me as I am a foreigner and will likely travel back to my country as soon as formal agreement is signed and the funds invested in a viable business of your choice.I apologize for any inconveniences if this is not your field of profession. How ever, I need an experienced personnel to assist me to set up this project successfully. I estimated a huge sum of money for this project, which I will transfer as soon as possible immediately our discussion is positive and sealed. On the resumption of this project, you will be a member of the governing board as Director of works and project Management.I am prepared to give you 10% of the total sum before investment and 30% of the profit realized for 5 years. I will inform my attorney to prepare a memorandum of understanding which we should sign on my arrival. Your immediate reply will be highly appreciated and I shall give you more detailed information concerning this project. Please if you have any interest for this project,correspond through my private email address: [email protected] for us to discuss further. Respectfully, Sir, Terry Leahy

Other than the ladies mentioned, these can't be CERB ladies that you are talking about!

He was probably in protective custody during his stay, because if he was in with the general pupulation... well from what I understand they don't cotten well to his sort of schnanigans.

I found this informative video while looking for bunny photos: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2470288/Playboy-bunny-reveals-how-to-spot-fake-boobs-Breast-advice-on-spooting-implants.html Kind of makes me want to see a bunch of CERB ladies to put my new training to the test.

We are accepting applications for qualified individuals to become mystery shoppers. It's fun and rewarding.There is no charge to become a shopper and you do not need previous experience and you would be paid $200 for every duty you carryout, JOB DESCRIPTION: 1. You will receive funding for the assignment. 2. You will receive the Instruction for your assignment via email on the location and details of the assignment. 3. You are to complete the assignment as fast and discreetly as possible. 4. You will be asked to visit a business location to conduct business be it a restaurant, shopping store etc. PAYMENT TERMS: You will receive a flat sum of $200 per assignment. The company will furnish you with all expenses needed for the assignment and any other expenses incurred during the course of executing your assignment. Note: You are to follow all instructions given to you to the fullest. KINDLY SEND YOUR INFORMATION BELOW TO PROCEED ON FIRST ASSIGNMENT TO ([email protected]) Your Full Name: Your Address (NOT P.O Box): City, State, Zip: Occupation: Phone Number(s): AGE: Regards, Mrs Mary Clarkson [email protected] Secret Shopper® http://www.mysteryshop.org/

I'm kind of busy and have more money than I know what to do with, so if anyone would like to contact Veronica on my behalf I'd appreciate it. Thanks. My name is Mrs. Veronica Champalimaud, I am from Portugal. Daughter of late Antonio de Sommer Champalimaud my father was the rich man in Portugal. http://www.wsws.org/articles/2004/may2004/port-m27.shtml I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived. I got your contact from my personal search into the Internet and was inspired to seek your co-operation; I want you to help me clear this Consignment (funds) that is already in an Asset Management Company Abroad, which was shipped through a courier agent. The content of the package is $80,000,000.00 all in $100 bills but the courier company does not know that it is money that I have in the consignment. All I want you to do for me now is to act as my Nominated Beneficiary (NEXT OF KIN) that will make the claim of the consignment on my behalf. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them any more, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of eighty Million United States Dollars ($80, 000, 000, 00) all in $100 bills that I have with an Asset Management Company Abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations. l will give you more details when I get your reply to this mail. NB: Please send your reply to < [email protected] > for security reasons. Thanks Veronica Champalimaud

I think of CERB as "fine dining" as opposed to the others that are more on the level of a "drive through".

I think just to be safe I should get checked out at least once a week by a CERB lady.

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My thoughts exactly!

I'm single so I don't have a problem leaving a voice mail, but isn't that how Tiger Woods got caught with no plausable deniability?

Help CERB get a return on it's investment - click on the sponsor's ads - CERB get paid for clicks.

Pretty much the same way! I do like the "husband" idea too, that has real merit!

What's your price: http://www.whatsyourprice.com "The new website, coyly titled What's Your Price, allows "generous" bidders to pony up for dates with "beautiful, gorgeous or sexy people," though it would appear that someone both beautiful and sexy is out of the question. Or maybe you're an attractive, sexy single who could use some extra cash! (Of course you are.) The website states, "If you're beautiful, we are the only dating site that guarantees you will get paid to spend time meeting fun and generous people." After an initial haggling process, a conversation becomes unlocked between potential suitors, allowing them to arrange a date themselves." Read more: http://techland.time.com/2011/04/12/a-new-dating-site-lets-you-bid-on-attractive-people

Subject: Desperate Need For An Urgent Assistance Dear Friend, How are you and your family, i sincerely hope all is well? My name is staff sergeant Oscar David Brown; i am an American soldier serving in the US military formerly in Iraq with the army's 3rd infantry division but now on a back up mission to Afghanistan, with a desperate need for an Urgent assistance which gave me the courage to contact you. I honestly want this deal to be resolved immediately,so,please,contact me as soon as possible through my private and confidential email address: [email protected] Thanks and best regards. Sgt Oscar Brown. [email protected] ################################################################ Here's a warning from the good guys: Dear Registrant, The Canadian Internet Registration Authority (CIRA) has received reports of a phishing scam, using images from the CIRA website, which is designed to collect personal information, including credit card numbers. This is a targeted phishing attack. CIRA wishes to advise you that CIRA does not ask for credit card information, as all registrations are performed through .CA certified Registrars. If you have provided your credit card information to this site, we strongly advise that you contact your credit card company or bank immediately. Should you have any questions, please feel free to contact Registration Support at [email protected] or by telephone at1-877-860-1411. Sincerely, Registration Support Canadian Internet Registration Authority (CIRA) What is Phishing? Phishing is a practice of luring unsuspecting Internet users to a fake website by using an authentic looking e-mail in an attempt to steal passwords, account information or other sensitive data. About CIRA The Canadian Internet Registration Authority is the member-driven organization that manages Canada's .CA domain name registry, develops and implements policies that support Canada's Internet community, and represents the .CA registry internationally.

I'm a doner, everyone should be!

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