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Amsterdam: Sphinx observatory, Jungfraujoch, Switzerland: Hide & seek:

Release the Kraken!!

Happy birthday Peachka - have an amazing one!

No matter what we do and how good our intentions are, there are many times that we can't win. 1. You hold the door for a lady, you are taking away her independence You don't hold the door, you are a cad. 2. You say "good morning" to a lady as you pass her, you are coming on to her. You say nothing, you have no manners. 3. Your SO has a heated argument on the phone with her mother, slams the phone down and begins to complain about her to you -- You say something benign like "You know how she is" and you are attacking her mother. You try and take the safe way out and say nothing, you aren't listening. Can you think of any more

I can't blame the parents too much. Justin is an adult - my parents could do little to influence and nothing to control me at his age.

Stay strong! Any day you can look down at the grass instead of up at it is a good one.

Letting a fart out that I've been holding way too long after I'm well out of sight, sound and smell of any ladies.

Happy Birthday - have a fantastic day!

This movie wasn't what I expected: it turns out it's about vampires or some crap like that :(

Happy birthday Meg - make it a great one!

Happy birthday - have a great one!

No, that's on this side of the rainbow. Maybe Easter eggs.

So some guy has posted 2,000+ posts - all I have to say about that is congrats someguy!

35. Remember, there are two ladies so you need a bigger stove to give them the Aunt Jemima treatment:

Lake Ontario is frozen over from the shore to the Toronto islands - when I go by there it is depressing to look at. I keep going by there hoping to see the bikini ice fishing team:

Some background for squares like me that didn't understand the problem: http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_24889289/colorado-hopes-mile-419-99-sign-interstate-70

I've started using a new technique. I grab this hammer and beat the stress away:

I'm looking forward to the next 1000!

I have one of these: I write the ladies names in each segment and then give the wheel a spin! Actually, for someone new it's a matter of who I think I'll click with.

Happy birthday older dog!