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So lyla moved from cerb.ca to lyla.com in order to avoid C-36 problems.... might this mean there is room for a POSITIVE space like lyla in the states? While I don't wish any hardship for sex workers who rely on backpage (specifically in the states) maybe there are or could be alternatives. If I never see another lyla post with 'Any info?', 'Has anyone seen this lovely girl?' (with the fake pics), 'Anyone seen her?', it will be too soon. I know, I should just ignore them, and I do once I've opened them. Admittedly these are often posted by folks with only 3 inane posts all on the same day, newbies and occasionally those who should know better. TinEye, google image search and The Cowboy's Diary are each our friend. Do your homework and due diligence... Good god gentlemen we're on lyla for good reason - we need to invite reputable ladies to join us. OK, Rant over. Back to the thread. As Phaedrus pointed out above this backpage situation may be a challenge and required quick adaptation for workers in the states. Additional Comments: I typed c e r b . c a above but it was automatically changed to lyla.com in case my initial statement made no sense.... which, as posted, it didn't! lol

@footjob I recommend you contact Meg O'Ryan. She has lots of lovely foot pics in her albums. I'm not particularly into foot fetish but I've had a lovely meeting with Meg and there are many excellent reasons she has 9 pages of reco's. If you spent as much time as I do perving various ladies' albums you'ld likely find lots of foot pics.

Simply ask her. I've never seen her but I did have a good phone conversation with her a number of years ago but unfortunately never managed to get a booking (my crazy schedule). She was very helpful and clear on how she wished to 'handle' things. I always find that asking the lady is the simplest approach.

Sometimes a great notion Paul Newman........ and yes, another intentional bump ahead. I never did get this ABC thing nor anything based on it.....

OK, fair enough, I'm sure you understand why I didn't pm you.... possibly many others have... Given this is in the MA section..... I would guess it doesn't help the ladies establish their boundaries. b b b j is something I would anticipate in a rendezvous with an SP. I admit it has happened with MA's but is not expected.... I'm clearly not respecting GoodTree's request to disregard this thread but my work here is done.

Murphy's War

@theYuri-nator: So after GoodTree asks us to disregard this thread you feel compelled to promote BP/craigslist posts. We're all on lyla for a reason! ���� is truly not that unusual a service.

I had a lovely re-connection with the ever so gracious and beautiful Bridgette a few days ago. I'm an infrequent attendee at Barb's and hadn't seen her in well over a year but I got a first class reminder of what I'd been missing. Bridgette is the epitome of class and sensuality and I thoroughly enjoyed every second I spent with her from chatting at the bar to the sexy dances in the CR. Another thing I Love about her is that she contributes here on cerb/lyla: I wish more of the dancers could recognize the benefit of posting their schedule in their profile. Bridgette always discretely and generously provides info on other non-member dancers. She is a total class act, and did I mention sexy? She is in at Barb's tomorrow afternoon and if you manage to have some dances with her you'll be a very fortunate man.

Ditch C-36. Maintain the existing laws (and enforce them) that protect against under-age, trafficking and abuse. Give ladies the freedom to run their business as they see fit without regulation. Just prior to these wishes being granted I hope that Peter MacKay and Steven Harper get convicted for a bill C-36 criminal offence. It would also be a nice touch if the ladies who have been put at risk and negatively impacted by C-36 could provide victim impact statements at MacKay's and Harper's sentencing hearings. OK, I'll settle for my first two wishes...... just sayin'

Ladies this sounds so wonderful..... yet another lovely preparation you amazing women make.... I truly should start to pay more attention but I find you (each and every one) so distracting. What is a man to do?

Well, as John Prine said,: "A question ain't really a question if you know the answer too."

Breast wishes for a Happy Birthday NJ! You're one of the members whose posts I always read..... oh, alright, they often feature images of gorgeous women but I appreciate them and all your contributions very much. You are one of the members who make cerb/lyla a great community. Keep up the excellent work and know you're greatly appreciated. Cheers and enjoy your kids and grandchild this holiday season.

Not another word for money - but it can earn it: I borrowed this from Manluvsex' post on the Silly Lady Parts Slang thread: Mermaid's Purse It appeals to me! and I don't suggest anything 'fishy' in this.....

My mother related this anecdote to me. I'll suggest attribution to my great, great aunt, whomever...., Back in the days when a hot bath was a bit of a luxury my relatives used to, during a limited season, wash up in a shallow lake north of Kingston. My GG aunt is purported to have described the 'lake' bath as "washing up as far as possible, washing down as far as possible and then washing possible" I assume this applies to both genders, but anything is possible!

@shizzy: You and I think alike..... along with many others! Every day is customer appreciation day at Barb's but Kilt Boy plans to 'celebrate' this on Fri. Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I'll join the celebration.

If you're interested in seeing an independent Asian Masseuse (among the best in the city if not the country where the massage is concerned - and other options are also excellent) check out the reco thread for Gina. I just added to it. She's off for a two week break at the end of the week so take this into consideration. You'll find her ads on BP.

When mmad and slurp suggest Gina is a wonderful masseuse they are not misleading you! After too many hours behind the snowblower on Sat. I gave Gina a call and booked a massage and some fun. She gives a wonderful, strong, thorough massage that was exactly what I needed. The teasing and fun afterwards were spectacular as well. If you need to relieve some of the pre-holiday stresses go see her! She is taking a break from the 24th to Jan. 8th. Her new (haven't seen her in a year) condo location is super easy to get to and has plenty of parking. Highly recommended, I know I'll be back soon. p.s. It was a snow b l o w e r that I was behind, lol.

News flash my friend: To the ladies YOU are the Christmas Party - all you have to do is show up! But is you hear of one scheduled or are going to create one post here so the rest of us have a chance to join in.

@ Prufrock Cummings I actually saw 10 random ads provided by BP now that the ad is gone... Your not understanding how BP works is actually a compliment to you. I hate these inane threads on lyla seeking info on random, often fake, BP ads. Perhaps I need to train myself to simply ignore them. I have been looking at them on the off-chance I can share intel on a lovely lyla woman.

My next purchase will be from: https://www.reallyhorrible.ca/rhe-shop/ Likely it will be some Whisky Pucks in the Maple packaging. The Proprietor of this horrible company is a frequent contributor here on Lyla and his products are absolutely horrible.... I'll be purchasing many more of them! lol

It seems to me that manluvsex has already provided the info. I'm a lyla member so I don't need to bother with backpage. The only women from backpage I would visit are lyla members.... I recommend that you can quench your curiosity by simply going to visit the lady in question and then post a helpful reco on lyla or go and whine on one of the 'erb sites.

Cato I recommend that you convince Ariel to dye her hair red, put on a pair of skimpy cut-offs and travel with you to Russia to visit Anastasia..... I mean.... why not? I can't think of any reason.

So I stumbled across Alia's profile and pics on the CMJ site a few weeks ago and promptly made a booking. She is a small spinner type and an ethnic background that I find so very attractive. She is not on the schedule very frequently (other things going on in her life) but I see she is on schedule twice this week, once in the east and once in the west so I feel compelled to share! http://clubcmj.com/2016/07/alia/ Alia is petite, sexy and oh so attentive. She was a little shy at first but it is amazing what respect and a gentle approach can bring to a session. The body slides were to die for and everything was within MA guidelines but absolutely enticing. Great shower fun shared at both ends of the session - I will definitely be returning to see her as soon as I can make our schedules mesh. http://clubcmj.com/2016/07/alia/ Simply reviewing her pics to write this reco has my woody working! Treat her with discretion and respect and get the same in return.

Feel free. I don't find 'ruined women ruined'. I appreciate a woman with stamina and it sounds like Ariel has that..... as well as the looks to go with it!

Get the east end MA's busier and more will move there. We don't appear to have too many in central/west Ottawa as they're not leaving. Besides, if there's a deficit of MA's in the east end that doesn't necessarily mean there are too many in the west! Location doesn't really matter to me (though rush hour timing does....) by the time I've driven to Kanata I'll gladly continue on to downtown or the east end.