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Did you try out any scothish fellows while in Scotland Malika and if so how do they rank in making love??:hump: Details if possible!!lol

the Goth look!!!

when she says "stick it in" and you answer "it's already in"...that's a date breaker!!lol

Bonne fête ma belle Malika!!! I hope you will get some lovely presents today!!!!

Like my boss used to say "you can't get there from here" Forget it dude, too risky!!

Basketball Jones is also very good, the one by Cheech & Chong!!! Try that one Malika and you will definitely get an orgasm!! lol

the best one I have seen was in Quebec City and she was dancing to " Nina Simone, Felix Da Housecat - Sinnerman - DJ Mix " It was awesome!!

The `Safe Only`encounter can be summed up like this; the guy looks at the naked lady (SP) in bed in front of him, rubs the top of his head while licking his chops, then leaves! lol

you know you're old when you start dating woman younger than your kids!! heehee!!

You are one strong dude; most of us would have folded and gone to Starbuck's...and would have lived to regret it. Men are so weak when a female approaches them because we are simply not used to that, usually it's the other way around. You are one lucky dude as this was a close call; you avoided a lot of heartache my friend!!

I can assure you that none of the above could possibly be directed at you Carley Chase!!! lol

I don't know about this shower thing; who would go out on a date without first taking a shower anyway, whether with an SP or GF??? It's not like SP's are dating street people, we all have access to a shower!!

When the SP chooses the sexuaL positon(s), as opposed to what the client wants/prefers.....total trun off!!

I have a roman nose and roman hands

It's all a question of focus; focus on giving her a good effort and making her happy, that way the focus is not on you and therefore could turn this around. While we may not be as good at a certain age as we once were, we are still as good once as we ever were!!

Good one Sara!!!8-)

hey man!! shake it off; you joined I'm sure like the rest of us because of the beautiful women on here, NOT THE MOD!! Stay for the girls!!!

These are the best!! Miss Ashley

How/when will you know your horse is hungry if you can't hear?? Pretty lame hey?? lol

HOWEVER, this is only effective if you LOOK the part. If you're out on a dinner date with a provider who "looks like a provider", it'll be difficult to convince otherwise. I found that last sentence so cute!!lol I can only imagine the potential here as some guys simply wouldn't fit the part....lol.....some would have it written on heir foreheads for other patrons to see....I'm not that lucky...or...amazing what money can buy hey?? The lady would have to look the part too....she can't have on her forehead.....I'm dying here......or.....someone please end this!! lol