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Yes, Emily J has some extra length to her labia. But Malika, who sometimes returns to Ottawa, has some really nice dangling labes.

Just curious, then, is it less suspicious if the amount listed is not a round number? Say, $197.99 or $203.17, etc.?

Sometimes, to me, when it's a young hottie stripper-turned-escort it's more like "Princess Syndrome Experience". As a result, I prefer the sensual GFE approach.

Is this the same Maria who used to do indy at "Pinecrest Massage" and worked before that at Michelle's off Donald?

Anybody know if Carli still works at Taboo? Daytime mostly. She looked a bit like the actress Clea Duvall, medium build, tooth gap. I had fun with her in the CR.

I think a SC-brothel hybrid will get a lot of press, maybe too much. And might cause the powers-that-be to zone it out of the M/market, if they allow it at all (morality crusaders, etc.), regardless of legality.

Videos that show the women's faces animated would be great. But I'd also like (as Vitto alludes to -- actually she didn't but most of her ALO colleagues avoid facial pics so she'd back this up -- privacy might deter some from facial exposure) to see many of the women walking, hips sashaying as they go. It's one of those (not so?) subtle sexy signals a woman can emit. And some women may prefer showing off dancing skills if many of the men they see really like that skill. And I think most of us are suckers for gymnastic/contortionist abilities, so let's see that, too!!!!

If you're looking for the tiny spinner variety, then I'd say PK's Paige is a good bet.

Adding my vote for ALO's Jessie. Nice 5'1" frame, dirty blonde, perfect waist-hip ratio, man-mades that look good on her. And, yes, she's sexy sensual. And, on top of that, she's fun with a great sense of humour.

I adore Jessie. She's a lot of fun to be with and she's my go-to ALO MA. And I'll hopefully see her tonight.

Ya, I have no problems with the ladies using it, either, because it helps specify. For those who thought I was critizing the ladies for using it, I wasn't, I just don't think it's fair that the "originals" (as opposed to the "aboriginals") should have to apply a modifier to themselves. And, like a recent Internet/Facebook meme said, "Organic Food" shouldn't be burdened with an extra adjective, it should just be called "food" whereas the non-organic food should have to say that. And I know there's other forms of hockey, and they should add the adjective. Get it? Not really a rant, more of a pet peeve type thing.

Saying "East Indian" bugs me like saying "Ice Hockey" as opposed to just "Hockey". Yes, I know "Indian" has a different context in North America but that's not India's fault. LOL. I'm done my mini-rant.

I've seen Angel here quite a few times. Very pretty and she likes to give deep tissue but also provides sensual massage with a happy ending. Her English is pretty poor (Chinese) but she's nice and I really like her physical attributes (about 5'0", nice figure)

Now that she's a member of CERB I'll repeat this recommendation, now tieing it to her username ............................... If you're looking for a nice deep tissue massage from a small pretty Asian woman (about 25y) I think you'd be happy with Angel. She's about 5'0" and slim with natural B/C cups and nice hips. Her hands are deceptively strong for such a tiny woman. She switches well between gentle and strong kneading. I believe she's Taiwanese. Her English is not very good but her smile speaks well.

If you're looking for a nice deep tissue massage from a small pretty Asian woman I think you'd be happy with Angel. She's about 5'0" and slim with natural B/C cups and nice hips. Her hands are deceptively strong for such a tiny woman. She switches well between gentle and strong kneading. I believe she's Taiwanese. Her English is not very good but her smile speaks well. $40/hh

If you "know" it you can "show" it. Otherwise you're just being a shit disturber.

When I go to the strip clubs I obviously can't see every woman there so I choose the ones I like, often not the "hot" ones, either, just the ones that "click". But when any approach me I make sure to say something nice to them, regardless, and let them know I still think they're very attractive. Between the dancers, massage, and escorts I try to make a point of thanking them, when I see them, for making themselves available for a schlub like me.

People who are outside get hit by lightning 1,399,982,432x more than people who stay inside so don't go outside, right?

I've seen Loraine about once every 3 weeks or so over the past year. I agree with most things posted above. I find many things to like about my time with her. She has a classically beautiful face, I think, like someone out of the 1930s or 1940s. Her body is so demure with a nicely subtle shape, looks like a woman in her 20s. And, if you're lucky you'll be able to invoke and experience her third stiff nipple (not really, you'll need to find out)!!! Her massage is very nice, one of the reasons being that she cares about what she's doing. And she's easy to talk to and I like to make her laugh.

She's a very friendly and nice woman. Accent is heavy but she's trying, definitely. The location may not be ideal but I do find her interior setup is well done/laid out. It looks to me like she's given this whole massage thing a lot of thought and I think that's good for us and service. I've repeated many times with her.

Thanks to my previous PK excursions and the totally-unselfish recommendation by Emily, I decided to experience Rain. This is one of the most personable women I have ever met, period. If I could afford it and I could handle the inevitable distraction I'd see the two of them together (notwithstanding Emily's indy status). And to her credit, Rain has also recommended other PK girls for me to see. But I like to build a rapport and so seeing too many women would kinda make me scatterbrained, from a hobbying sense. Rain's pics can be seen on the PK site and they are 100% accurate. She is not a 20-year-old Barbie Doll but she is just as beautiful. Rain is 5'8" and I joked that she's kinda Amazonian but that was only when she had her heels on. With her height, she has nice legs. Her boobs are very nice handfuls and are neither too soft nor too firm (natural). I took my time to look at her tush for a while this time (my 3rd time seeing her) and it's a very nice shape. Her vee is succulent and tasty with lips that are nice and soft. Deep French Kissing is, for sure, a service feature of hers (or perhaps my experience is limited). Digits are fine (within reason). But, for me, her best feature is her smile. The still pictures don't capture the full animated effect of her face. Grin of a Cheshire Cat? That's close but it's more of a wide smile. She makes me feel very welcome, and comfortable, in her presence. Conversation? Hah! We have certain things in common with both our past and present that allow us to joke with each other. A LOT! I plan to repeat with her (and Emily) as regularly as I possibly can.

Converting to VB.Net is likely the easiest path, in some ways, if you have a lot of code-behind-the-forms written in VBA. However, the thing that I've always really liked about Access is the ease with which you can develop parent-child subforms and have everything VERY easily tied to your underlying data. That can take a lot more work to translate into non-Access solutions in comparison. The runtime is definitely the way to go, I think, because you really wouldn't have to change anything. You just need to find somebody who has "Visual Studio Tools for Office 2003" which has the "Access 2003 Developer Extensions" which allow you to create the runtime version of the MDB. I use Access 2003 everyday at work and have programmed in VB3 thru VB.Net. Unfortunately we've never had a need to create a runtime version of our databases so I don't have those tools or I'd simply get you to send me your MDB with dummy data and send it back to you, converted. That would likely take just a day. But as far as enhancements go, you'd be best to build that in now and then the translation would include it. Or ... you might want to buy a newer version of Access (2010) and convert your MDB to the newer accdb format. After it's converted and working you can then Create an "accde" file which is supposed to incorporate the runtime technology. Access 2010 costs around $160. In short, if you can find someone with the tools, they can solve this issue fairly quickly and it would all work the way it does now ... sort of.

Lola CocaCola? Lola Brigida? Lola GoForASoda? Lola InAToga? Lola Pinata? (I was thinking Pina Colada here) Are you a bit of a ham? How about Lola Capicola? I'm spent.

Eyes are a bit tired, I thought that last word was "tasted". That reminds me, I need to go see EmJay.

Quoting The Stooges: W-w-w-wiseguy!!!