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Spent most of the day in bed sick. Fever, stuffed up, sneezing, coughing, burning up one minute and chills the next, nausea vomiting, aches.... My cat is so sweet he snuggles up to me in bed...

A nicely trimmed beaver is always a wonderful surprise now a days. I hope it makes a comeback soon.

I H-A-T-E shopping in stores. I tend to buy most things online including groceries. I am usually able to find a better price online and free shipping. I get all my personal care, home care, and groceries from http://fillmyfridge.ca/ (Ottawa) They also have the biggest selection of soft and hard alcohol: beer, wine, spirits. They also have condoms, lubes and lotions. The only thing they don't seem to have are roses... ;)

Finding out that I am overdrawn at the bank. Learning that someone else screwed up and took two payments out of my account instead of one. I have to pay the penalty fees. Since I can not cover the funds before the 27th. Why is it my fault that someone else made the mistake? Why is it impossible to reverse the charges/payment when the mistake is clearly someone elses? They say they can fix the problem so it does not happen next month. BUT the financial penalties ($146+++) incurred now are my problem!!! WTF!!! The bank tells me I do not qualify for overdraft protection. WTF!!!

Congratulations RG on reaching earning so many rep points. Cheers, :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug:

Do you have any sexy things you would like to do (or try) before you die. It does not have to be 69 things it can be any number. I just threw that in there because "69" always puts a smile on my face. :) Some sexy things I would like to try are: Topless swimming pool party with lots of women Attend a party where the waitresses are all dressed up like playboy bunnies Be a fly on the wall at a ladies (only) "toy party" or "lingerie party" Dance naked in the rain with a woman Skinny dipping with one or two sexy ladies Have a slumber party with several sexy ladies where I am the only man Host a private party where there is a secret password for the ladies to get in (they have to show their breasts at the door) I look forward to reading your lists and responses.

Patch Adams

ZZ Top - Legs

Grey... to match the weather outside....

Elysium is a 2013 American dystopian science fiction action thriller film written, directed, and co-produced by Neill Blomkamp, and starring Matt Damon and Jodie Foster.

There is an old saying, "Ignorance is 9/10ths of the law".

That is a tough one... I am going to go with a three day long Get a Way Play Date. How do you spend those three days: Indoors for the whole three days or Mix of indoors and outdoors?

Here are my top ten favorite positions. Sorry for all the pictures but I am not very good with names.

I have always start off with tea and cookies for outcalls like Suite Escapes suggests. The donation envelope is always on the hall table by the front door. So there is no visible transaction. We socialise over tea/coffee and a lite snack. Some casual conversation and never about sex. Although there can be some lite flirting... Who knows what that will lead to... ;)

Funny you should be asking about nude yoga. I was just watching it on Playboy TV. I have been know to do yoga from time to time. I do not think I would be comfortable with nude yoga though. Unless of course I knew the ladies very well. The ladies would definitely have to outnumber the guys at least two to one. I have given it some thought actually and I think it would be interesting to visit a (Canadian) nudist resort. Are there any nudist groups in Ottawa? Are there women there and do they allow single men?

I am going to try and connect with a lady in my neighborhood and see her once or twice a year. More often if finances permit. I would see her with the intentions of just social dates and anything more would be between two consenting adults -- in the privacy of my home. The challenge is finding a (non-smoking) lady in my neighborhood who is willing to see me. Nudge... Nudge... Wink... Wink...

I have been debating about ordering a porn TV channel for a while now. I am not a big fan of hard core porn so I have gone with the Playboy Channel. This is s-o-o-o much better than internet porn. Right now there are four 20 something women playing together in an oversized round bathtub. :) The downside now is that I am getting excited and no one to play with. lol

Woke Up at 8:30 this morning to a big red x on my Fibe TV screen. :( I called Bell Fibe TV to resolve the problem but they were also having technical trouble with their diagnostic computer systems. So they were not able to help me. Finally got my Fibe TV back up and running at 2:30 pm. :) That was my first real major problem with Fibe TV in about 12 months.

You might still be able to. You might be able to advertise on dating websites. They have an Intimate Encounters section. With some creativity and finesse you might be able to come up with an ad. It will take some time and a few emails with potential suitors before you reveal the fact that you are an ASP. Just an idea.

It is not law yet people! It is still just a Bill. It still has to be scrutinized by the Senate and three other readings. When it is in the hands of the Senate they should have their lawyers and constitutional experts critique it. The problem is that it is June. The Government will be shutting down in a few weeks for the summer. so all this (should / will) delay its passing until mid to late fall. Ugh.... But then again it is the Harper Government. They tend to do things their way -- Then get their knuckles rapped after the fact.