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Patch Adams

ZZ Top - Legs

Grey... to match the weather outside....

Elysium is a 2013 American dystopian science fiction action thriller film written, directed, and co-produced by Neill Blomkamp, and starring Matt Damon and Jodie Foster.

There is an old saying, "Ignorance is 9/10ths of the law".

That is a tough one... I am going to go with a three day long Get a Way Play Date. How do you spend those three days: Indoors for the whole three days or Mix of indoors and outdoors?

Here are my top ten favorite positions. Sorry for all the pictures but I am not very good with names.

I have always start off with tea and cookies for outcalls like Suite Escapes suggests. The donation envelope is always on the hall table by the front door. So there is no visible transaction. We socialise over tea/coffee and a lite snack. Some casual conversation and never about sex. Although there can be some lite flirting... Who knows what that will lead to... ;)

Funny you should be asking about nude yoga. I was just watching it on Playboy TV. I have been know to do yoga from time to time. I do not think I would be comfortable with nude yoga though. Unless of course I knew the ladies very well. The ladies would definitely have to outnumber the guys at least two to one. I have given it some thought actually and I think it would be interesting to visit a (Canadian) nudist resort. Are there any nudist groups in Ottawa? Are there women there and do they allow single men?

I am going to try and connect with a lady in my neighborhood and see her once or twice a year. More often if finances permit. I would see her with the intentions of just social dates and anything more would be between two consenting adults -- in the privacy of my home. The challenge is finding a (non-smoking) lady in my neighborhood who is willing to see me. Nudge... Nudge... Wink... Wink...

I have been debating about ordering a porn TV channel for a while now. I am not a big fan of hard core porn so I have gone with the Playboy Channel. This is s-o-o-o much better than internet porn. Right now there are four 20 something women playing together in an oversized round bathtub. :) The downside now is that I am getting excited and no one to play with. lol

Woke Up at 8:30 this morning to a big red x on my Fibe TV screen. :( I called Bell Fibe TV to resolve the problem but they were also having technical trouble with their diagnostic computer systems. So they were not able to help me. Finally got my Fibe TV back up and running at 2:30 pm. :) That was my first real major problem with Fibe TV in about 12 months.

You might still be able to. You might be able to advertise on dating websites. They have an Intimate Encounters section. With some creativity and finesse you might be able to come up with an ad. It will take some time and a few emails with potential suitors before you reveal the fact that you are an ASP. Just an idea.

It is not law yet people! It is still just a Bill. It still has to be scrutinized by the Senate and three other readings. When it is in the hands of the Senate they should have their lawyers and constitutional experts critique it. The problem is that it is June. The Government will be shutting down in a few weeks for the summer. so all this (should / will) delay its passing until mid to late fall. Ugh.... But then again it is the Harper Government. They tend to do things their way -- Then get their knuckles rapped after the fact.

I have no problem seeing your profile and pictures. I like your new pictures :)

What I really like about women's nipples is "fripples". To see a woman's erect nipples trying to poke through her blouse or t-shirt. I think this is especially hot if she is aroused or she is a little chilled or cold. Then trying to get a good look without getting caught. Fantasy - With a feather light touch with the tip of a finger. To stroke the top of the nipple trying to poke through the woman's shirt. Just to see if I can make it bigger.

I am originally from Kitchener - Waterloo. I have not been back there in 15 years. The Eaton's Centre there was huge. It was part of the Kitchener Farmer's Market (King St. & Frederick St.). What used to be the Eaton's Centre is now "the Record" (local news paper). Revisiting my old neighborhoods and hangouts. One way I try to keep up with the changes is to use Google Maps. You can zoom in to street level and see what changes have occurred since the last time you were there. You can even look into the store front windows. OK, yes, the data is not up to date. A couple of years out of date in fact. But it is good enough for a walk down memory lane.

The fastest way to my heart is through my stomach. She loves to cook and bake and knows her way around a kitchen and grocery store and farmers market. She does not have to be a gourmet chef - just really good at the basics. That is the best way to seduce me.

Living without friends, love, and companionship is not easy. It is (can be) an emotional rollercoaster at times. IMHO.

Breakfast this morning at Fil's Diner Cat food and cat treats for my little budy

Cooking up some cheese burgers.

My birthday is coming up in a few weeks. I have been saving up for a while now. I was looking forward to having a lovely extended date with one of the Cerb ladies. Unfortunately, Revenue Canada decided bleed me dry. They took every sent I had saved up and then some. :icon_mad:

I agree with what most have said about pet names. Especially on the first few dates. Major turn off. After we have gotten to know each other after two or three dates then I do not mind the occasional "dear" or "sweetie". Smokers - One thing in particular that will definitely end our date is if she is a smoker. I make it quite clear in my profile and in our initial contact that I am a non-smoker. Some ladies think that if they do not smoke during the date that that is acceptable. -- IT IS NOT!!! The smell is in your hair, skin and clothes. You may not notice it but non-smokers sure do. Clothing Requests - If the lady takes clothing requests please, please, please, try your best to accommodate. I think my requests are reasonable. Modest - conservative clothing, light perfume, little or no makeup, matching bra and panties - preferably white, lace, or floral. I have had ladies show up with the weirdest lingerie ever. Or they were mismatched - well worn and full of holes. What is with those boy-short panties. Ugh... Potty Mouth - This is a major turn off for me - swearing. Very seldom if ever will you hear me use curse words. Now, there is an exception - the heat of passion. There is nothing sweeter than the sound of a woman getting off. ;) Communication - I really appreciate it when a lady tells me what she wants and likes in the bedroom. Especially if she is close to Cumming. Hands please - If we are naked together please try to keep one hand on my penis. Unless of course we are engaged in some other activity. ;) Don't worry about getting me off to soon. I will not cum before you. ;) All in all, I must say that I have not met a Cerb lady that I was disappointed with. You are all very wonderful girlfriends.