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If you are not sure who they are -- think "Scooby Doo"

I trust the ladies on Cerb to see their family doctor, clinic doctor and OB GYN. In order to play safe and stay healthy in this life style. I think women are more intune to their bodies than we are. So they are good at staying on top of these things. I see my family doctor once a month for other health problems not related to the hobby. (High blood pressure). I have an excellent rapport with my doctor and can talk to him about anything. I share with the ladies that I have Pearly Penile Papules. This is NOT a STD/STI. It is just how some of us are made differently than others. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis

I's just having a wee bit of fun ;)

In the spirit of good relations I have updated my profile picture. I am wearing regimental dress. I have also updated my signature. Please let me know via PM if you find either offensive. If there are no complaints then I will also update my avatar. Cheers,

I would think it was propaganda for a new movie.

So that is why women like to read so much.... ;)

I sent a happy mother's day message to my half-sister who lives in BC.

It seems I can not catch a break. I have my taxes done professionally every year. They quote me a refund of a few hundred dollars. RCA turns around and tells me there is no refund. This year I got someone else to do my taxes and again RCA tells me there is no refund. But I owe them money. I am on a CPP disability pension. I pay everything out of pocket because they claim I do not qualify for the provincial drug plan. I wish I never took that quossy government job 15 years ago. I just keep getting screwed for it -- And not in a good way. :( On a brighter note. I lost two inches in my waste since March.

I just attempted to brush my cat's teeth. That did not go very well but much better than expected. there was no growling and all my fingers are intact. lol He seemed to like the taste of the tooth paste but not the brushing part.

To all the ladies of Cerb. I will probably spend part of the day in remembrance as my mother just passed away on January 3rd, 2014. She saved every Mother's Day card and letter I ever gave her. & I thought we were not that close. :(

Being an unattractive, unskilled, hermit, I should probably start tipping every time. :icon_confused: I tend to only tip / gift for special occasions, birthdays (hers or mine), Christmas, other holidays, social events, dinner dates, etc. .... On a side note: For a cash tip is that 15% or 20%? Or is it something entirely different?

Finally dug out my shorts. Sooo good not to have to wear long pants. :) But a kilt would be better ;)

Thong Thursday -- What! Wait - today is Thursday!!! Topless at the beach or Topless on a boat?

I am enjoying my morning coffee and watching CTV Morning Live Ottawa, and enjoying this sunny day. It is currently 8 celsius and it is expected to reach a high of 20 celsius.

Keyboard -- I am old school... I also hate a screen covered in finger prints and smudges. Mac OR Windows OR Linux?

I thought it would only be fare to have some sexy men for the ladies to enjoy looking at.

I have also seen ASP = Adult Service Provider. An ASP is also the brand name for a Police Officer's expandable baton.

Hard to believe that such a young person can have so much old sole.