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jafo105

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  1. Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013 Film) Definitely having nightmares tonight!!! :(
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    Maggie Grace Julianne Hough Pippa Middleton
  3. These women appear to have figured out a trick in catching amazing fish. I wonder what it could be? I look forward to "viewing" your fishing stories.
  4. CAA pushes city (Winnipeg) for pothole fixing plan http://globalnews.ca/news/1198742/caa-pushes-city-for-pothole-fixing-plan/ Cold winter means worst yet to come for pothole season (Kitchener) http://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/cold-winter-means-worst-yet-to-come-for-pothole-season-1.1724645 How to report potholes - CAA South Central Ontario http://www.caasco.com/Community-Action/Worst-Roads/Reporting-Potholes.aspx
  5. I remember watching this movie as a er um young adult. It was on the Late Late Show on TV. This has to be my all time favorite coming of age movie. If you have the time, try to watch the whole movie from start to finish. Private Lessons (1981) Full Adult Movie +18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5QM90-nmWU
  6. Hummingbird (2013) starring Jason Statham Released as Redemption in the U.S. and Crazy Joe in France.
  7. Here are some gifts that you won't want to give your partner because you'll be left alone, crying, and using the tears to masturbate with. And that hurts. Everywhere. Nothing says, "I have a strong passion for you," like asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to get their privates smelling like hot, sweaty meat. Because being constrained in a t-shirt is the PERFECT way to make love! This gift is basically saying, "Hey, your balls smell terrible." And your response can be, "Well, you shouldn't have bought me those beef jerky underwear." This pie, made with bull testicles, is suppose to be a male aphrodisiac. But here's a clue, ladies. You know what makes men aroused? Boobs. Butts. A female's presence. A female walking. A female sleeping. A female on a phone. ANYTHING ELSE BUT BULL BALLS. http://www.break.com/article/13-valentines-gifts-that-lead-to-you-sleeping-alone-2415759
  8. Haven't you heard of a microwave to reheat the coffee the next day? You would be surprised about how many people do this at home. Good to the last drop!
  9. Here are the ones I remember hearing as a kid. Two bricks short of a load. Not the sharpest tack in the box. A few screws short of a hardware store. A few cards short of a deck. Only has one oar in the water. Dumber than a bag of rocks. The light's on but no one's home. A shining example of why you should avoid inbreeding. Would argue with a signpost. Has a mind like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 8 provinces. Doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. Couldn't find their way out of a wet paper bag. Can't find their butt with two hands and a road map. An open book but the pages are blank.
  10. Here is some information you may find interesting about road and pothole research being done here in Canada. The road to better roads http://www.stalbertgazette.com/article/20130824/SAG0801/308249992/0/SAG Pothole Free Roads? http://globalnews.ca/video/1101082/pothole-free-roads Can soybeans be the solution to potholes? http://www.foodandfarmingcanada.com/2009/12/08/can-soybeans-be-the-solution-to-potholes/
  11. It's Time For Everyone's Favorite Spring Time Game. Guess How Deep That Pothole Really is? I know that there is nothing funny about potholes. They cause serious damage to vehicles every year. Please share your Canadian pothole finds or comments here.
  12. Tonight it is roast beef, broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots. Probably wash it down with a large glass of milk. Then for desert I will have a cup of Earl Grey tea with some cookies.
  13. Well, the first guy is Woody Allen - so maybe he is allowed. He is after all the "World's Foremost Leading Expert" when it comes to breasts. He even made a movie about it. (See link above) But these other (famous) guys should have known better, especially with the media and cameras around.
  14. I am having a late lunch. Ham and cheese sandwich with a large coffee. As well as, watching "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" (2012), and checking out Cerb of course. Emma Watson is HOT!
  15. I think I have been with every major bank out there at one time or another. (RBC; CIBC; TD; BMO; Scotiabank). Some were just OK, some were really bad. Do your homework - Check to see what the stores and restaurants (you frequent) use for their debit machines. That might save you on some banking fees depending on the bank you choose. Then choose a bank that is convenient for both work, play and home.
  16. With Pero Canada you can just buy a new SIM Card ($15) from them. The monthly plans range from $20/month up to $45/month. I also have a Nokia C3. Great reliable phone. OK.... I'll shut up now. ;)
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