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These women appear to have figured out a trick in catching amazing fish. I wonder what it could be? I look forward to "viewing" your fishing stories.

CAA pushes city (Winnipeg) for pothole fixing plan http://globalnews.ca/news/1198742/caa-pushes-city-for-pothole-fixing-plan/ Cold winter means worst yet to come for pothole season (Kitchener) http://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/cold-winter-means-worst-yet-to-come-for-pothole-season-1.1724645 How to report potholes - CAA South Central Ontario http://www.caasco.com/Community-Action/Worst-Roads/Reporting-Potholes.aspx

I remember watching this movie as a er um young adult. It was on the Late Late Show on TV. This has to be my all time favorite coming of age movie. If you have the time, try to watch the whole movie from start to finish. Private Lessons (1981) Full Adult Movie +18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5QM90-nmWU

Hummingbird (2013) starring Jason Statham Released as Redemption in the U.S. and Crazy Joe in France.

Here are some gifts that you won't want to give your partner because you'll be left alone, crying, and using the tears to masturbate with. And that hurts. Everywhere. Nothing says, "I have a strong passion for you," like asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to get their privates smelling like hot, sweaty meat. Because being constrained in a t-shirt is the PERFECT way to make love! This gift is basically saying, "Hey, your balls smell terrible." And your response can be, "Well, you shouldn't have bought me those beef jerky underwear." This pie, made with bull testicles, is suppose to be a male aphrodisiac. But here's a clue, ladies. You know what makes men aroused? Boobs. Butts. A female's presence. A female walking. A female sleeping. A female on a phone. ANYTHING ELSE BUT BULL BALLS. http://www.break.com/article/13-valentines-gifts-that-lead-to-you-sleeping-alone-2415759

Haven't you heard of a microwave to reheat the coffee the next day? You would be surprised about how many people do this at home. Good to the last drop!

Here are the ones I remember hearing as a kid. Two bricks short of a load. Not the sharpest tack in the box. A few screws short of a hardware store. A few cards short of a deck. Only has one oar in the water. Dumber than a bag of rocks. The light's on but no one's home. A shining example of why you should avoid inbreeding. Would argue with a signpost. Has a mind like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 8 provinces. Doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. Couldn't find their way out of a wet paper bag. Can't find their butt with two hands and a road map. An open book but the pages are blank.

Here is some information you may find interesting about road and pothole research being done here in Canada. The road to better roads http://www.stalbertgazette.com/article/20130824/SAG0801/308249992/0/SAG Pothole Free Roads? http://globalnews.ca/video/1101082/pothole-free-roads Can soybeans be the solution to potholes? http://www.foodandfarmingcanada.com/2009/12/08/can-soybeans-be-the-solution-to-potholes/

It's Time For Everyone's Favorite Spring Time Game. Guess How Deep That Pothole Really is? I know that there is nothing funny about potholes. They cause serious damage to vehicles every year. Please share your Canadian pothole finds or comments here.

Tonight it is roast beef, broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots. Probably wash it down with a large glass of milk. Then for desert I will have a cup of Earl Grey tea with some cookies.

Well, the first guy is Woody Allen - so maybe he is allowed. He is after all the "World's Foremost Leading Expert" when it comes to breasts. He even made a movie about it. (See link above) But these other (famous) guys should have known better, especially with the media and cameras around.

I am having a late lunch. Ham and cheese sandwich with a large coffee. As well as, watching "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" (2012), and checking out Cerb of course. Emma Watson is HOT!

I think I have been with every major bank out there at one time or another. (RBC; CIBC; TD; BMO; Scotiabank). Some were just OK, some were really bad. Do your homework - Check to see what the stores and restaurants (you frequent) use for their debit machines. That might save you on some banking fees depending on the bank you choose. Then choose a bank that is convenient for both work, play and home.

Travolta, John

With Pero Canada you can just buy a new SIM Card ($15) from them. The monthly plans range from $20/month up to $45/month. I also have a Nokia C3. Great reliable phone. OK.... I'll shut up now. ;)

Pork chop California mixed veggies Potato Large mug of milk Cup of Earl Grey tea, hot Big bowl of popcorn for movie watching later Large glass of water

Like Toine, I also use a Petro Canada cell phone. I have an Anytime Plan which includes Incoming Texts Unlimited. I am a very light user so this plan works best for me. (Works out to about $100 +/- per year) Local Calling Rate 25¢ per min. Outgoing text messages are 10¢ within Canada Outgoint text messages are 15¢ to the US and 35¢ anywhere else in the world Picture messaging is 50¢ per message 100MB of data for 30 days for $10 Data overages are charged at 10¢ per additional 1MB You can either order the phone on-line or (what I did) drop by a Petro Canada gas station and pick up a phone. They have a very limited selection of (3) phones so the choice is easy. Topping up your time is easy. You can do it on-line or (what I do) drop into a Petro Canada gas station and make a payment. The cashier will give you a receipt with a pin number on it. (Don't lose it.) You just call a special phone number and enter the pin number from the receipt and in a few minutes your account is topped up. Very easy and hassle free. https://www.pcmobilitysite.com I have probably given you too much information. So I will stop now. ;)

I almost always do out-calls to my home. So I always ask if the lady is fine with me having a cat. One SP did not respond to my warning about having a cat and came anyway. She later told me that she does not like ANY house pets, but that she really wanted to meet me. Fortunately my little guy only came out long enough to say hello and then retreated to the other room. In this day and age I have gotten away from wearing cologne and aftershave. [socially unacceptable.] I used to wear English Leather all the time. Strange, back then I got a lot more dates than I do now. :( I really miss all the hugs and comments about how nice I smelled. :( I have an allergy to some perfumes. I usually just get a really bad headache but some make it really hard to breath. Which is a real bummer. To avoid this I will usually ask her to wear something that is light and smells sweet or flowery, or like vanilla, or something by Oscar de la Renta. (Same with Impulse Body Spray). Those are the safest for me. Anything musky or strong scented is a definite no no. Some fragrances are so hypnotizing and intoxicating that they drive me wild with lust. Not wearing perfume is like a woman sending out a subliminal message saying, "You are not getting any tonight", "So don't even try". I am also allergic to cigarette smoke. So that is why I will only see SP's who are non smokers. Not smoking during the date does not take the smell out of you hair, breath or clothes. Sorry ladies. :( I have never asked a SP what she prefers. But I do keep a variety of (women's) Dove products on hand. As well as, other products. (See image below).

I was usually the but of the pranks and jokes in school. I remember a time in grade 5 (mid 70's) the school bullies started a rumor that I had head lice. This rumor got around and eventually to the other student's parents. The parents demanded that the Principal do something about ME. The Principal ordered that ALL students had to be inspected for head lice. So the School Nurse and local Health Department Nurse were called in. After a week long inspection it was determined that I did not have lice. I just had a really bad case of dandruff. The ONLY students found to have head lice were the two school bullies who started the nasty rumor. They were suspended from school for two weeks while they received treatment for the head lice. When they returned to school the Principal made them publicly apologize to me at the next general assembly. Safe to say they never picked on me again. Note: It was also determined that the bullies parent's and sibling's ALL had a bad case of head lice.

I am having several mugs of coffee and trying to wake up. Then I am meeting a colleague at 9 am for even more coffee.

I just watched White House Down (2013)

Kidnapped: (1938, 1995 TV & 1971)