jafo105

E is for Enthusiasm

That was before. I was diagnosed with Asperger's which was about 4 years ago. My response was, "So that is my major dysfunction". (Rye grin) Then anger. For not being aware of what my problem was for the last 42 years of my life... Then the doctors in their infamous wisdom decided to put me on early retirement. I felt ashamed, worthless. I gave up on dating since I had a dry spell for about 10 years. Out of desperation for affection I turned to escorts. I had a regular escort for three years, until last spring. when she retired.

I have tried dating web sites to try and meet women. As well as church groups for singles. Sex is the farthest thing from my mind when I am trying to get to know a woman. But if I have not gotten a hug and a kiss by the fifth date. I assume that she is not really interested. With the asperger's, I am oblivious to any body language cues she may be sending out.

Thank you for your responses Emily and Cristy. Always welcomed and appreciated. Yes, thank heavens for Cerb ladies. If it was not for them, my chances of getting laid or experiences the pleasure of a woman's company. Would be zero. The only girlfriends I have had in life have been women who approached me. That has been very few and far between. Those relationships never lasted more than a few months. I do not believe I was a douche-bag (or other derogatory term). As the ladies and I remained good friends for many years after. I have Adult Asperger's. This is an Autism spectrum disorder. (No not like the rain man.) I look and act like everyone else. But I have trouble navigating social situations and making and keeping friends. Over the years I have trained myself to "fit in". But it is very draining emotionally and psychologically. Which often leads to major depression. I just realized that I have hijacked my own post/thread. So I will stop here.

If women are just as horny as men, Why is it so hard to get laid? :hump:

D is for Duo - Something I would like to try

A couple bottles of Pinot Grigio wine.

The box says it all.... lol

R.E.D. = Retired Extremely Dangerous

X is for XoXo (hugs & kisses)

My appologies if I missed some of the ladies. It appears I have missed about eight of them.

Gilmore Girls

Breaking Bad

Underworld: Evolution

U is for Up-skirt

S is for Safe-word

Sleeping with the Enemy

Quest For Fire

guarantied steamy hot

Zombieland - 1997

P is for Pederasty: insertion of the penis into the anus

N is for Nooner: a sex session in the afternoon

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome