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You know you are old when you still have the first push button telephone from the 80's. And it still works like a charm. You know you are old when you come to attention for the national anthem on Canada Day and everyone else is sitting down. You know you are old when you can remember the union jack flag was the flag of Canada.

Thanks for reminding me why I don't like padded bras...

My favorite position is the "folded deckchair". It is a modified missionary position, the woman's legs are over the mans shoulders.

My favorite was English Leather... I had lots of luck with the ladies. I have not been able to find it in years...

It gives you a general idea of what to expect from the lady (education, smarts, wisdom, etc...). This can also be seen by her donation requirements. For me, it is like getting together with a friend for tea and to talk. Or, On occasion, a dinner date at a nice restaurant. For me it is all about the companionship - physical intimacy is an added bonus.

Here are some links to Wikipedia that may help: Courtesan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtisan Escort / Call-Girl: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_girl Girl Friend Experience (GFE): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend_experience

Opposites really do attract. Kitty and Bunny :lovers: http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-the-truth-about-cats-and-dogs-as-seen-through-adorbs-animal-love-videos/ Deer and Kitty :lovers: http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-the-truth-about-cats-and-dogs-as-seen-through-adorbs-animal-love-videos/P3/ Kitty and Baby Bunny :lovers: http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-the-truth-about-cats-and-dogs-as-seen-through-adorbs-animal-love-videos/P5/ Pip and Kate :lovers: http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-the-truth-about-cats-and-dogs-as-seen-through-adorbs-animal-love-videos/P6/ You can find love in the strangest of places...

Cat and Phaedrus, I wish to apologies for not responding to your comments sooner. Cat, I wish to offer you another apology, for my comments. I did not realize at the time this would be considered a "flame". I should have put more thought and better judgment into my remarks. Phaedrus, I try to avoid contacting SP's outside of my comfort age range. Which happens to be mid 30's to mid 40's. Again I wish to offer my apologies to both of you and to any Cerbites that also found my remarks out of line. I will make it a point to put more thought and better judgment into my posts.

For me I would think Friday evenings would be the busiest for SP's.

What is the best excuse you have used or heard of for being late for work. I heard some interesting ones today: "The dog ate my blackberry" "A SP stole my keys" Comment: This was on a CTV News broadcast story today. Comment: This appears to have been a bad post. I apologize for my lack of judgment.

I usually make the date at least a week in advance. (This is usually a 90 or 120 minute session). Two days before the date I make sure to have drinks (juice, white wine and tea) as well as snacks (veggies and dip) on hand. the day before the date I make sure the apartment is clean with fresh sheets on the bed. I also make sure to have supplies on hand (just in case she forgets - it has happened). The day of the date the lady usually calls about 4-6 hours before to confirm the date. I am nervous and excited from that point on. At least 2 hours before the lady arrives, I will shower, shave and brush teeth, pick out a nice outfit and put on clean underwear and socks :icon_wink:. I also give the bathroom a once over for cleanliness and to ensure there are clean towels and a full role of extra soft toilet paper :icon_wink:. Then I put on some classical music. Twenty minutes before the lady arrives I put out the snacks (veggie platter) and start making the tea. (Yes, tea, I do not drink alcohol as a rule). I also give my mouth a quick rinse with mouthwash. Then I dim the lights to set the mood. Now I pace the floor in anticipation for her arrival at 8 pm.

I am curious to know (by way of a poll) how many ladies are smooth, trimmed etc... This way no one has to disclose their identity since this is a very personal question for some women. Update: By the number of voters perhaps this poll was a bad idea.

I had another thought. For the SP's job description, where it says duties just put "Other duties as required". That way nothing is spelled out and no one is the wiser. This is done all the time with other trades. The SP could be a part-time employee and/or on-call. :icon_wink:

Why not just hire the SP to be your personal assistant, or better yet, your girl Friday. Just a thought.... Oops, I clicked on the wrong smiley... sorry...

As a male, I support the woman regardless of her choice. It is her choice (her body) after all. I just make sure she knows that I will be there for her (and the baby) no matter what her decision.

I agree with you that a pregnant woman is beautiful. It may be best to wait until marriage and experience such pleasures. lol :icon_wink:

Try clicking on "Tools" then click on "Options", a window will open. Along the top row are some icons, Click on "Privacy". I think this is what you are looking for...

There are actually some agencies out there that do this sort of thing. You select a woman from a catalog and she comes to you for several months or a year. She provides maid and cooking services with sexual benefits. This agency has been around for a few years and is based out of Austral PM me if you would like more info.

Have you tried looking on the Cerb "Members List". There are some American Hobbyists and Service Providers listed there. Just do an advanced search by city or country (US).

:work4sex: Sorry Kerine, I just couldn't resist...

I agree with you Megan. I would not wish to have that kind of attention. The only time I want an SP talking about me is if I have asked to use her as a reference. Even then, I would give her a heads up that another SP will be contacting her to inquire about me. I would appreciate that this information be handled discreetly via pm, e-mail or phone.

That is a sweet deal! Free breast enlargement for those we offended or put out of work with the new law. lol

I hear you SA. I have seen it myself. In my case I move on if the person is not comfortable sharing their age. It is just a number after all. Nothing to be afraid of. :icon_wink: