April Dawn

Positive thoughts coming for you Posted via Mobile Device

I come here for answers to my dumb questions, a feeling of comradarie, acceptance and of course to advertise. That's pretty much the least important though. Even when there are blips on the radar this place is still a very warm, loving community. *big hugs* I love cerb!!! Posted via Mobile Device

Getting woken up by my roomie jumping on my bed excitedly yelling "are you gonna teach me how to make stuffing and a chicken today!" then trying a new stuffing recipie with oatmeal, apples, mountain bread and cranberries and making the best stuffing ever!!! And having an early loners Christmas. Posted via Mobile Device

BDSM, where to start. I LOVE it. I identify as a sub in my personal life. I don't think I could ever offer sub sessions because it takes alot of trust but I was actually in a very long term Master\slave relationship. I am definetly more of a life style kinda gal then just for play times. I find such release and freedom in gifting someone with my submission. Mmm.... *looks around awkwardly* also if I ever have bruises I just say they were from a new aerobics class. Posted via Mobile Device

Happy Birthday!! Posted via Mobile Device

Wow! Congrats on keeping it classy Goddess Posted via Mobile Device

The expendables 2!!!!!! I am so excited for it, I have the biggest crush ever on Jet Li. Seriously i could watch him do dishes and still be obsessed. Posted via Mobile Device

It's their belief. I am definetly not Mormon but they should be free to believe and do whatever they want to without ridicule. I enjoy the freedom to be Wiccan and worship whatever, whoever, whenever I want to. Posted via Mobile Device

OMG don't be embarrassed! I am a gleek! I have all the cds and anything else I could download! Posted via Mobile Device

I also answer blocked calls and my number one pet peeve is they guys who go straight into asking questions without giving me a name or handle. How am I supposed to remember your voice? Posted via Mobile Device

Perfect answer. Far too many Ladies have disappeared. Posted via Mobile Device

My Cell! I sleep with it in my right hand over my heart. Short shorts! I wear them all year long... Just not outside in some seasons. Cerb! I spend way way way too much time on here. Almond milk! To steal a catchphrase from another product, I put that shit on everything. Astroglide! Not gross or slimey and thankfully I am not allergic to it. Posted via Mobile Device

Everyone has different opinions and everyone is guilty of trying to enforce what they feel is right or wrong to discuss. Everyone has been rude at some point in Time and everyone has been guilty of not following the Cerb mantra. Let's just all grow up read that article on effective discussio and double or triple think before we post. Posted via Mobile Device

Cancellation fees, hmm. I think they are a great idea. I take few clients and a few of them I utilize this. They pay it the next time and if somebody cancels on me the first time its very rare I will see them again unless they offer to pay a fee. I don't advertise it or ask but won't see someone again unless they offer. Each lady has their own business model and if you don't like the way someone runs their business don't see them. Pretty simple. Posted via Mobile Device

Couldn't have said it better myself! Posted via Mobile Device

*sad face* I will really miss your posts and presence. Good luck! Posted via Mobile Device

Well I have internet at home... But I lent my sister my laptop like a year ago so I only use my work computer for some stuff and my phone for everything else. The less random crap that I have ie cable, internet the more I find I go out, do things and spend way less time holed up in my lair holding my phone over my heart :p Posted via Mobile Device

I would like to get my license, I don't even have a learners license. Posted via Mobile Device

Thanks! I picked one up haha it looks kinda funny but should hopefully do the trick. Posted via Mobile Device

Well I met a new client today (not a CERB member) and I always ask if they have any health related concerns before our session. He brought up the fact that he was "above" average in the downstairs and I kind of sloughed it off as I'd had some experience in that area. Well pants off time and OMG I was honestly scared, like no way tab A is gonna fit in slot B. We took it slow, used a lot of lube but it was still extremely painful in almost all positions, except for missionary when I could tip myself in a certain way. He says this has been an issue with him his whole life and I felt really bad that he couldn't get all the way sheathed. Does or has anyone had this type of situation and know any positions that are easier for a situation like this? Posted via Mobile Device

Very true. Posted via Mobile Device

This whole thread is kind of a trainwreck and I was going to respond last night but I was lazy and I am still getting this new keypad on my phone. While I am in no way saying its right to compare clients packages... Wasn't there a thread that had "recosfrom, the SP's perspective not too terribly long ago that didn't ruffled as many feathers? Maybe it was the wording of the original post? Posted via Mobile Device

Having an ex call and show up at your house so many times you have to report him to the police and get them to give him a talking to AFTER you get your mom to talk to him telling him that he needs to stop being a crazy stalker. Posted via Mobile Device

I just use roamingguy for all my passwords :p Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: *oh oops was that my outside voice* Posted via Mobile Device

I would say there is no polite way to ask somebody how many clients they see and I don't think a high or low volume provider is any more or less sexually safe. Posted via Mobile Device