April Dawn

whoa! That's super weird! My roomie and I were talking about how we both wished we knew how to juggle today! So definetly juggling is a skill I wish I had and the ability to do designs on nails. Posted via Mobile Device

Scaring people at my 9 to 5 job, for some reason everytime I came out of the stairwell someone was there. I love being sneaky!!!! Posted via Mobile Device

Breaking your fan while you are washing your roomies dishes Taking out the garbage and getting chased by wasps Cleaning the bathroom and finding fake nails that obviously came off of someone and sure as Heck not me... Realizing the entire time you have lived with above mentioned roomie they haven't done dishes, taken out the garbage, cleaned anything or made me supper. Realizing you are a 50's housewife without the sex and having to work a full time job. Knowing you will go to jail for murder :p Posted via Mobile Device

today did not start out as a good day. Then I heard a knock at my apartment door and it was my next door neighbor with fresh homemade rye bread with sunflower seeds in it! Mmm I adore fresh bread and awesome neighbors. Posted via Mobile Device

haha good job! I had no idea you were so prolific :p !!!! Posted via Mobile Device

There is a group for ladies who see couples also Posted via Mobile Device

I don't think so at all. Its a request asking for help finding something slightly uncommon and usually not advertised. A bit blunt? Possibly but I wouldn't say vulgar or out of line. Posted via Mobile Device

Mmmmm anything other then european, or canadian :p I melt for really good vietnamese or Indian food! Posted via Mobile Device

I like SNMD because he has excellent taste in booze :p he always gives me his honest opinion and I always enjoy talking to him! Posted via Mobile Device

I use Just sayin seriously? Four five six! Posted via Mobile Device

This morning I was listening to the radio and heard they are making a movie about the boardgame Battleship. Have we completely ran out of movie ideas? What's next Candy Land? This got me thinking about all the movies that could be remade and I would much rather see brokeback mountain remade with Michael Cera and Jonah Hill. What movie would you like to see remade and with who? Posted via Mobile Device

satan's love pillows is pure gold Posted via Mobile Device

stay quiet its the best option if you in anyway care about her . Its not your business anymore, she's a big girl and will just resent anything you have to say. Posted via Mobile Device

whoa. I'm not trying to be insulting to the tons of wonderful clients on this board but just because somebody is on CERB doesn't make them trustworthy. Also as cell phones dont have breathalizers how would you know if someone is drunk or high when they are texting you? Posted via Mobile Device

when CERB is your home page on your phone and it has a quick link on the home screen too When you wake up in the morning and wonder what your CERB buddies are up to Posted via Mobile Device

Happy Birthday!! Posted via Mobile Device

I like LeeRichards because his posts always have a ring of sincerity and politeness to them. A real gentlemen! Posted via Mobile Device

I always thought when the guys hi fived over her back that was called an eiffel tower :p oh the things I learn on here Posted via Mobile Device

Awwe I'm sorry :p Posted via Mobile Device

mine is a wooden tv tray and it has so much stuff on it A tea container from china filled with pens A pot I made filled with incense A prada glasses case filled with condoms A empty Quintessential Gin bottle from my 19th birthday signed with birthday wishes from my family and friends which is filled with change A old metal smoke case with different types of rocks in it A small mason jar with hair clips and bobby pins in it A large rock from a gold mine with a small gold vein in it A Harry and the Hendersons plastic figurine A white, green and pink pug lawn ornament Random jewelry 3 mac lipsticks Its weird how I didn't notice most things on my table have other things in them. I guess its making the most use of space so I can put more junk on it :p Posted via Mobile Device

I like Shortcake because I know I can always come to her with questions and she will take the time to honestly and sweetly answer me! A wonderful mentor!!!! Someday we should go fishing!!!! Posted via Mobile Device

Honestly as long as you choose a dog with the same energy level as you any breed of dog will be perfect. I've had everything from tea cup poodles to great dane mixes. I'm a pound puppy lover and have a soft spot in my heart for older dogs that I know are less likely to be adopted... Probably why I usually have between 6 and 8 dogs.. Eeep! Posted via Mobile Device

I've been every color under the sun as I started going grey at 17, I have about 30% grey coveage and haven't really wanted to let it show when I'm only 23. The sad thing is I love my grey hair I think it looks really cool and reminds me of Storm from X men. I've found I do get a lot more attention as a blonde though. . Posted via Mobile Device

I check my twitter probably every 30 minutes.. Eep! My Facebook about 3 times a day.... Its gone down from every 15 minutes or so... And CERB usually 2 times a day. I'm trying to cut down with my social networking time even though I just set up a google + account. I'm in process of deleting my FB and I actually want to get rid of my cell and just have a landline. I spend way too much time on the internet! Posted via Mobile Device

I love my skin, its ridiculously soft and any scars I've gotten have disappeared pretty quick. Posted via Mobile Device