April Dawn

I had an ex boyfriend who loved the angle we could hit in his car. I loved it being parked in his garage! The only reasons I can see for someone wanting a car date is A) don't understand that its illegal B) you only offer outcalls and they dont have a location C) wanting a cheaper rate I'd just nicely explain the legal aspects. Posted via Mobile Device

Do you remember the way back? Posted via Mobile Device

Where are we? Posted via Mobile Device

I put my real age on my profiles. I have spent 23 years trying to be taken seriously! Every year older I get the happier I am because for some reason people have issues with age! Posted via Mobile Device

Woo Hoo!!!! This is the first year that more then I voted out of my circle of friends!! Also when I voted they said they had already had more the total amount of votes last go around by 2!! I am very excited to see what happens! Posted via Mobile Device

does anyone remember? Posted via Mobile Device

Did it take this long to come up with new ideas? Posted via Mobile Device

When I saw this I thought of SMQ the sexual superhero! Posted via Mobile Device

Happy Birthday Angel !!!! I hope you get to do something truly awesome! Posted via Mobile Device

If you are very fair I would recommend a no burn HP bed. They are a little more pricey then a normal stand up or lie down but totally worth it. By a little I mean usually double. When it comes to tanning beds more expensive is definetly better. Go shopping around and find a salon with intelligent staff who know their job. In the hands of a person who knows and understands skin types and their beds and products you can't go wrong. I tan a lot off and on and get regular spray tans I love the color I turn and I hate tan lines! Seriously though find a good salon and they can do wonders! Posted via Mobile Device

Wowza! Happy Birthday Beautiful Lady!!!! Posted via Mobile Device

Oh em ghee I do the same thing but I always keep my phone in my bra so it just looks like I am groping myself Posted via Mobile Device

I don't like being alone. Ever. I need to have someone (2 or 4 legged) around at all times. Growing up I always had family and cousins around. My mom was the only productive member of her family and as such ended up taking in her brothers, their kids and other random relatives. Now I have a zillion room mates and pets. I like going out to the family farm though and relaxing sans cell phone (not by choice stupid bad rogers reception) I have made a effort to turn off the cell when I am with friends and have noticed how conversation can seem almost painful with people now... That said I sleep with my phone in my right hand holding it over my heart and I may treat it like a invisibility cloak when I am feeling akward, nervous or shy Posted via Mobile Device

lol I wish!!!! but then I'd be all streaky.. But I'm sure I'd look great with stripes. Posted via Mobile Device

gah speaking of itching my entire body is itchy and I can't have a shower for like 8 more hours cause I got a spray tan. I want to roll around naked in pine needles for relief. I forgot how awful having your body covered in basically sugar can be. Uuuuugh... Posted via Mobile Device

This isn't the funniest but I am kind of a walking disaster gongshow and its the most recent. A few days ago I was walking the puppy in the park and Wascana is very high and comes over the sidewalk in some places. I saw a very classically attractive man jogging with his beautiful Australian Shepard and had a bit of a creepy stare/ check out going on. I tripped over Luna then my own feet and ended up tangled in her flexi leash on the ground laughing ,manically covered in gross Wascana water. On the plus side gorgeous jogging man stopped mid stride came to my rescue helping me up and I have a puppy playdate! Whoo hoo for dog owners and their love for adorable puppies. Posted via Mobile Device

Its funny because I LOVE bacon, almost in a horrible crippling addiction way and I had a conversation with a friend at the bar about nude bacon cooking. He showed me scars from grease splatters all over his chest. I guess he didn't learn that the first time! Posted via Mobile Device

When I am really nervous I clean my glasses compulsively I like eating frozen fruit and veggies because I am allergic to the protein in milk and milk products.. Its like ghetto ice cream I sleep with my phone in my right hand over my heart I talk to innaminate objects when I'm pretty sure no one is around (I do get caught sometimes) I say hi to every person I pass walking down the street Posted via Mobile Device

I am quite interested in seeing how the next generation of the playbook will be. I played with one yesterday for awhile and liked it but I wouldn't run out and buy one even if I am a huge RIM/BB supporter. Posted via Mobile Device

Honestly I'd love to sleep with Jack Layton. I've had a crush on him forever. I love his eyes! Posted via Mobile Device

Well I am glad for this post and for the mention of BPD. I have felt very alone in dealing with my situation. Its a good thing CERB is such an open, honest, friendly, helpful and empathetic community that we can freely discuss any topic and help eachother. Posted via Mobile Device

Every couple months I take a 3 or 4 day break from the internet and emails. I try and ignore texts as much as possible over this time as well. It keeps me sane as I am on my phone probably 20 hours a day (I usually don't have a solid sleep and creep on the interwebs at all hours of the night ) Posted via Mobile Device

I love sleepovers. I do need actual sleep during them though haha! I think I could do a sleepover with a first time client if we had a good connection over CERB first though pm's and knowing a bit about them through posts otherwise it would definetly be a repeat client only thing. Posted via Mobile Device

Ugh that really sucks. The guy I am "trying" to date now has Borderline Personality Disorder. We go through so many ups and downs. I can really empathize with your situation. Currently he has decided that we aren't actually dating and I spent 2 hours crying only to get a phone call from him while he is at work asking me over for lunch tommorrow. With mental illness in someone we love things never quite end up the way we wanted, planned or ever considered. All I can say is keep your stick on the ice and the farther removed you are from the situation the easier it gets. Posted via Mobile Device

Mm my favorite inexpensive gifts have been : sugar free red bull, mix cds, colorful socks (I have a thing for socks) and unscented lubes (allergies) Posted via Mobile Device