April Dawn

I'd love to get a massage from a man, I will admit my special treat for myself is going to a rub n tug or I guess in my case a rub and rub :p Posted via Mobile Device

Doctors who breaks their wrists and send you to a weird random doctor for parts of your physical. Posted via Mobile Device

Happy birthday gorgeous!!!! I hope you are having a great day!! Posted via Mobile Device

For light fun dates I like my men to be around 6'5 so then I can wear 5 inch heels and I don't feel like a crazy amazon lady. In general I seem to find myself attracted to men who are shorter then me (I'm 5'9) and women who are taller then me. Oh those long legs! Posted via Mobile Device

I just exfoliate every second day, and use Bert's Bees shower gel, lotions ect. I try really hard not to use anything that has mineral oil on my skin but I am pretty lucky to have really smooth, soft, blemish free skin in general. Haha one of my closest friends is an estetician and she is always jealous of how I can barely take care of my skin and its still much softer and retains a tan for much much longer then hers. Posted via Mobile Device

70 percent off sale at my favorite store(which is a great thing). Spending my entire paycheque? Not so great. --sigh-- Posted via Mobile Device

Happy birthday!!!! Posted via Mobile Device

Get well soon! We need more old dogism's here! Posted via Mobile Device

I want to start lifting weights, I've always had a dream about being a hardbody instead of skinny. Posted via Mobile Device

This is going to sound so dumb but it was 20x the points day at shoppers drug mart. I always keep a list of random non essential stuff and whenever 20x the points day comes around I let myself splurge. Highlights of the shopping trip were a LED eyelash curler(I have a thing for stuff that lights up) and Chanel's No. 5 Eau Première. Posted via Mobile Device

I always keep a pair or two of medium rise, dark wash guess jeans as my go to comfy pants. Super soft denim and fit so perfect. Posted via Mobile Device

I would think there are more then a few women out there who would like being told they have a "big ass" since the invention of butt implants :p seriously has anyone seen pics of female rapper niki minaji or however you spell it? That ass has its own gravitational force! Posted via Mobile Device

Going grocery shopping with rollers in my hair and seeing a 70 plus lady doing the same. She gave me a wink and said "guess you have a hot date tonight too!" definetly have a perma grin for the rest of the week. Posted via Mobile Device

Oooo, I forgot about this show but I just re-watched the series because I missed a ton of them due to what they showed in re-runs. The twilight zone. So so so awesome! Posted via Mobile Device

Its always sunny in philadephia Posted via Mobile Device

For some reason I am attracted to guys with broad noses and without fail call them all "pretty kitties" and love to make them purr ;) Posted via Mobile Device

I'm pretty sure "piggybacking" is illegal. (total thread jack) I recall taking a class that went into stuff like that. --- http://www.cfra.com/headlines/index.asp?cat=1&nid=37275 Cops Urge Computer Users to Protect Wireless Lap Tops Josh Pringle Tuesday, March 07, 2006 9:38 PM Ontario Provincial Police charged a 25-year-old man last week under Section 326 of the Criminal Code - "Theft of Communications." The OPP allege the man was using his lap top computer to steal a wireless Internet connection in Morrisburg. Ottawa Police Hi-Tech Crimes Detective Marty DomPierre says "war driving" is becoming popular. He says computer enthusiasts drive around in their car with a computer open trying to locate an unprotected wireless network to use. DomPierre says if you are using a wireless network computer, you should install a protection system on the network. --- http://newsfeed.recorder.ca/cgi-bin/LiveIQue.acgi$rec=17124 Telecommunications theft charge laid MORRISBURG -- A 25-year-old Barrie man faces a charge of theft of telecommunications after a dark-coloured vehicle was reported parked on the residential streets in the village of Morrisburg Thursday evening. The occupant was operating a laptop computer. The man will appear in Morrisburg provincial court on May 2. Posted via Mobile Device

Slap that bad boy on same time as a normal condom, don't use your mouth lol. I've used both on an old flame and they are ok. I've also used them with a few clients and the build up in their minds is usually a bit more then what actually happens. Posted via Mobile Device

Getting back spasms at work and now I had to get lifted into the tub and dreading getting lifted out of the tub. Uuuuuuuughhhhhh. Thank god tommorrow is my one day off a week. Posted via Mobile Device

Happy belated birthday! Posted via Mobile Device

Happy birthday! Posted via Mobile Device

Lullabies for little criminals is such a good book! Posted via Mobile Device

I would say about 50 percent comes from cerb and 50 percent comes from referals. It always seems kind of surprising when a client of mine asks if he can pass my name along to one of his friends. Takes a lot of courage to talk about this life style with your friends. Posted via Mobile Device Oops didn't see this was Ottawa discussion, I'm from Sask.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahha! Omg! I would seriously be mortified if I was a guy and somebody did that to me unless they were laughing at the same time. I will admit I've done some "weird" things to a penis in my day but always with someone I was in a relationship with and not a client. Posted via Mobile Device

Sorry kind of buzzed through but to whomever is going to try sugaring instead of waxing the pain is exactly the same and its much, much more difficult to sugar balls as there is so much excess skin down there. I actually took a sugaring course a couple years ago and we were told never to sugar balls or a neck because the skin is so sensetive there (and neck hair grows in so many different directions) Posted via Mobile Device