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Damn right we can just be friends! I've met some of my closest lady friends because they either dated or married guy friends of mine. Not once during a debate with Sue* about sports, a lengthy discussion about books with Emily* or having drinks at a concert with Rebecca* has the thought of seeing them naked entered my head. These are people with whom I have a genuine connection that has nothing to do with sex, nor would I want it that way. To insinuate otherwise is frankly insulting to all the parties in question! That's not to say I haven't been stuck in the dreaded "friend zone" once or twice before! ;) *The names of the women mentioned above have obviously been changed :P

I would have to say suddenly losing my hearing. I mean no offense to deaf people, It's just that losing the ability to hear and enjoy music is a terrifying thought for me.

Learning that after a 14 year hiatus, Swedish modern hardcore pioneers Refused are reuniting to play the Coachella festival with a possibility of more shows to follow! I am SO pining for a tour that brings them even remotely close to Winnipeg!!!! SO STOKED!!! :D

Great job Lee! :D :D :D

I have recently decided that these next guys are pretty much the AC/DC of punk. They'll pretty much always deliver and there's no surprises, or new direction taking! Misfits - Fiend Without A Face

Kreator - Betrayer

My old co-workers. Our discussions during mindless morning prep shifts could get pretty hilarious. Inside jokes and crass humor abounded! Also, my sister's reactions while playing Mario Kart. Priceless!

Sadly enough, even with a diagram there will still be men out there who can't find it. :p

And yet another awesome lady joins the ranks of supreme beings! Nicely done Sara :D

Nerve Agents - The War's Not Over

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart. When the Boogie Man goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Just a head's up, It is against the rules to post a lady's rates. Additional Comments: oops, didn't see Spikee's comment. Carry on! ;)

Not sure if this is awesome, ridiculous, or both...

Before he acted in Guy Ritchie flicks, Vinnie Jones was a football player. I hear tell he was quite the ball handler ;)

Awesome! I will gladly worship at the altar of goddess Isabella anytime!! Congrats :D

Holy crap! And the posts just keep on coming from my man RG! Are you, Old Dog and Cato embroiled in a posting competition lately or what?? ;)

Nicely done Berlin! keep on offering up those concise and funny, posts with no punches pulled :)

Well Played sir! Keep them posts a comin'! :D

Reel Big Fish - Beer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x06G-nQAqs

I always felt that Spawn sported a most epic cape!

How to spot a vampire: