Surf_Nazis_Must_Die

W00t! Thanks for all the contributions!

Lol, knee jerk reaction here. You ended your post with the mention of bob dylan. My instant thought was bob dylan can fuck off. So, in honor of snotty, offensive jerks everywhere I must submit: Dayglo Abortions - Fuck My Shit Stinks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thKDe-0yhPM&feature=related With one post, I feel I have successfully dumbed down this entire message board :p

Seriously, i'm too dumb to catch all of his witty observations and nerdy humor, but nonetheless, I XKCD!!! :D

Had the first proper band practice in over a month, and then ran into an old friend (lost touch long ago) afterwards at a local concert. Not bad for a wednesday night! :D

the only thing that's more epic than your possible namesake's mustache is my hope that your barfday rocked all sorts of T&A ;)

Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, The Church (the band, not the dicks with funny stupid hats and altar boys), and LOLcats

Here comes a half-drunk, knee jerk reaction... Your buddy needs to mop up his fuckin' tears and get back to work (and imo, he needs to do that mopping off the clock, IE on his own time). As a welder, your buddy gets paid a pretty decent wage. In other words, the average wage for a welder is at least a few bucks over minimum, and anything over minimum is pretty decent in regards to Saskatchewan's overall cheap cost of living. If he happens to be paid hourly, instead of a salaried position, he should be happy his employers gave him the chance to earn his full eight hours on the clock instead of sending him home early. He gets paid the same amount to do braindead, menial tasks like wiping up a lunch area for the same amount he would have earned for doing a specialised, and educated task like welding. In the paid by the hour scenario, he just made easy money instead of being sent home early and making squat. Now lets say he is in a salaried position. This could go either way. If he and his co-workers have been working their butts off, and logging some serious unpaid OT (gotta love salary for that), and they happened to finish their latest project early, then hells yeah he should be insulted by what management proposed! But honestly, how often is that the case? If he and the rest of his coworkers are salaried and finished well below the regular forty hour work week, then management has every right to ask their employees to do a bit of side work. The employees are earning a guaranteed forty hour a week paycheck, regardless of the real amount of hours put in, of course the company wants to get their money's worth out of the salaried employees!

Not sure who said this one: "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on"

Well, I'm here to throw another log onto the "it's complicated" fire ;) As far as falling for someone goes, her line of work would be irrelevant. I fall in love with the woman, not the occupation. That being said, I don't think I would ever have the guts to act on my feelings, even if they were mutually shared between her and I. Mostly because i'm not polyamorous and I would never ask a sp to quit. I've got no right to meddle in someone else's livelihood. However, if a perfect situation arose where myself and a sp had mutually fallen for each other, and she was ready to leave the business, I wouldn't hesitate for a second! Her former profession would not bother me, and I would be honored to share a life, both private, and public with the women I had fallen for.

Keep comin' at us with more frivolity and silliness OD! :D

Hmm, I just took a liking to a viking. Feel free to pillage my village any time! ;) Anyway, I'm not sure what the heck i'm gonna do this year. It's either video games and handing out candy with my best bud out in suburbia at his place, or check out one of the halloween concerts at one of the local venues. Either way I have no idea what i'll go dressed as.

Meh, i'm sure there's folks out there who will be interested in seeing her Pictorial. But to each their own.

An old Dog like you should be more worried about menopause! P.S. Sorry OD, seems like I've tossed out multiple smartassed remarks in response to your posts tonight. I hope you know they're all meant to be in good fun and there's no malicious intent behind them!

Holy shit... This hit home pretty hard. Reinforces my personal definition of strength. Thanks for bringing this to our collective attention WIT

But how effective can Sperm Man be with such a short life span? And what happens if he finds himself fighting crime in a non-mucus environment? That shit could severely impede his mobility! ;)

I'm guessing you're familiar with the heartwarming tale of a boy and his zombie? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457572/

Glad to hear he seems to have got the message! However, if he bothers you again, I would gladly play the role of pissed off SO ;) Don't mess with an enraged metalhead in combat boots :p

Good luck Daniel! I hope you have a happy lasting relationship with this new lady :)

Beavis.. I guess :p Okay, Heavy metal goatees Scott Ian Or Dimebag Darrel

Soundgarden - Ty Cobb Is that Banjo I hear in parts of this? As well, at 1:49, sounds like when Metallica recorded Fuel, they were on the same chord progression wavelength as Soundgarden ;)

Is it just me, or does that infant look like Ben Stein? And in response to Castle: Hells yes more Pennywise! Where the hell do ya think this band got it's name?

Hmm, You bring up a good point. Gentleman11's post could very well be taken in a different light then how I interpreted it. G11, would you like a chance to clarify? :)