Surf_Nazis_Must_Die

Impressive!

Best wishes Samantha, enjoy your day :D

Assassin - Junk food Who says metal can't have a sense of humor?

Yep, definitely. In a heartbeat!

Stompin' Tom Connors - Sudbury Saturday Night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4qO-oTCuCw

Personally I prefer a longer visit. It helps to have a chance to get settled and relax before getting to business, or a bit of time to do some quick stretches if need be ;) Plus you might be pleasantly surprised if you give yourself a chance to sit down and talk to the lady. Usually some great conversation develops and even though you came with something else in mind, you wind up enjoying yourself in multiple ways.

BAHAHAHA! Poor dog. This made me tear up a little:

I agree Kubrickfan. The whole way the state went about this rubs me the wrong way! By agreeing to this bizarre form of pleading guilty so they could be set free, the WM3 lost the chance to sue the state over all of this mess. In the end this feels like a bastardization of justice. The state has managed to admit they were wrong without actually admitting any wrong doing and in such a way that they can never be brought to account for all of it. This sets a dangerous precedent :(

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/west-memphis-three-freed-18-years-190729722.html Thoughts?

Thank god somebody has it!

Hell no! I'm terrified of heights. Would you let 5 random people you've never met die if it would save someone you love?

Alecia's was a Winnipeg institution, amazing borscht! :(

When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Macguyver can make a time machine out of paper clips and duct tape, Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick him and take it. When it's tax season Chuck norris sends the IRS a photo of himself, crouched and ready to pounce. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man it's not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Additional Comments: Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris

Dead Kennedys - Police Truck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuZ_BKF-yVM

Wowie Zowie! Life is good! :D

Thank you kindly for the nominations! It just made my day :D Now onto nominations, I think pretty much everybody has mentioned folks I'd like to nominate, sorry for the repeats! As well, I'm going to try to keep my lists short, this doesn't mean I don't appreciate other people's contributions, these people are just the first that popped into my head Ladies Nominations: Alexandra Sky Cleo Catra Samantha Evans Soleil Malika Angela of Ottawa Gents: Phaedrus Roamingguy Castle Cato Old Dog Best of luck to everybody! Let's all keep making CERB a fun place to come together and share opinions, jokes, advice, etc :)

Elton John - Tiny Dancer

We've lost a great man, today is a sad day :(

As a professional cook and self professed music geek, I would have to say my eyes/sight are probably the most underused of my senses. That being said though, A woman's eyes can be intoxicating, exciting, terrifying, and comforting, preferably all at the same time if i'm really lucky!

Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/f-ck-her-gently-uncensored/52128 Sorry about the loud freakin' screams at the beginning of the video, I have no control over it!

Well, if a penis is nowhere to be found, you can always take a doctor-to-be's advice: ;)

Thirty heaven... Yup, the heaven part sounds right. I'm not so sure if the thirty part is quite accurate though, I wouldn't have guessed a day over twenty heaven ;) Either way, I hope your birthday is filled with happiness and loved ones!

Working all weekend, every weekend with a smile and no argument. Then getting screwed over and being scheduled to work a wednesday night. AFTER you and the boss already discussed how getting wednesday nights off wouldn't be a problem MONTHS AGO. REALLY?!?!?!

Screeching Weasel - Cool Kids

YES!! I'm glad i'm not the only one who does this :) Old , leftover pasta. I had some 2 hour old carbonara today that put a big smile on my face