Surf_Nazis_Must_Die

As far as being single/alone goes, I love the fact that as long as I show up to work and my rent's paid on time I don't have to answer to a god damn soul! And yeah, some quiet alone time, no cell phone, internet, etc. is sweet as well. It seems like humans have an almost pathological need to stay connected to everything nowadays. I don't get it.

No Use For A Name - Justified Black Eye If I remember Correctly, Dave Nassie from this band went on to join Bleeding Through. Weird

Personally, I like the term Companion in the lady's case. For me, it conjures images of somebody who's classy and knows how to entertain and make others feel at ease. As for referring to the men. I'm rather partial to gentleman, mostly because there's no way in hell I would ever be referred to as such in any other aspect of my life! I just don't look the part ;) But as well, the term makes me think of somebody who is polite, well mannered and respectful and i'd like to think that describes most of the gentlemen here on CERB :)

Well this may sound f'd up and i'm sorry for letting you folks in on a secret, but as a cook, I don't take sick days. We (cooks) have such a bizarre pride/honor system in place and it makes absolutely ZERO sense. Unless we've lost a limb in a bizarre accident or we're on our deathbeds, we drag our sorry butts into work. Rain or shine, hangover or flu, we stumble in and do our thing, day in and day out. That being said, on the brief occasions in my life where I haven't been a cook for a living (and therefore had some semblance of sanity) I managed to cobble together this handy little timetable of sickness: Early Morning: Realize your entire day is a write off, hack up something awful, search for the phone Minutes Later: Call in sick because you're not a cook, and therefore, an intelligent, functioning member of society Some more minutes later: Hang up phone, curse loudly, realize your blankets are still warm, roll back over and go to sleep Early afternoon: wake up, realize your day still sucks. Pop a shitload of nyquil liquid capsules, pray you'll be comatose for the remainder of the day Early Evening: wake up, search for kleenex, meds and sympathy from a loved one/pet. Realize a day without food is a terrible idea Minutes later: Try to bribe loved one into making you something edible, realize they suck and are no help, have fleeting thoughts of jetting off somewhere exotic with someone who's much more attractive Some more minutes later: Give up on food from loved ones and order something in thats PACKED with garlic and spicyness. You're too sick to taste anything anyways and this will help clear your sinuses. Wash down Crazy food with a shitload more nyquil and liquor. Late evening: If you're still up after all that food, medication and booze, you're screwed ;)

For a second there, I thought I was gonna get Rick Roll'd again ;)

This is one of the few places on the internet where a free exchange of ideas can happen with a distinct lack of trolls and idiots. There just seems to be a level of respect and open mindedness (not sure if that's actually a word, but screw it, i'm pretending it is) that is hard to find either online or in day to day life. I'm not sure what exactly makes this site work, Aside from the all the hard work MOD puts in of course, but damn it's nice to log onto a place where I don't have to sift through an ocean of childish remarks and homophobic/racist insults!

It's awesome to see other fans of Thrash (i'm looking at you Phaedrus and Pakarm) on this board! Motorhead - Sacrifice

SO GOOD Testament - Raging Waters

Best of luck! Here's hoping you kick cancer's ass!

D.R.I. - You Say I'm Scum http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TITpo-SonnA

The great lakes create all sorts of humidity and pressure, which can cause all sorts of frustration and discomfort for those with allergies/sensitive skin. Unfortunately I have no suggestions that don't involve moving to the prairies. Sorry. But really, the prairies can honestly be pretty great! I can provide arguments if need be :)

Sepultura - Troops Of Doom

Halford Supergroup - We Three Kings (live) Taken from his heavy metal Christmas album (i'm not making this up!)

EXCEL - Social Security http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ye8-z1alc&feature=fvsr

Don't even get me started on my omelets and eggs benedict! ;) Sorry, back to the thread...

Oh you poor, Misguided soul ;)

Knowing my luck, i'd lose the damn ticket! But otherwise, I would definitely be grateful and either give the gifter a portion of the winnings or buy them something nice

Well crap, Those 2 videos game me my first genuine smile of the day! Thanks for that!

Nuclear Assault - Critical Mass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO1ETA6J2_U

It blows my mind that some men who are in relationships are careless enough to get caught! If you're gonna stray, make damn sure you're discreet about it. From the sounds of it, getting caught is a headache/hassle for everybody involved. Probably the best course of action to take (and the one I personally go with when I'm in a relationship) is just don't cheat! With any luck, this situation does not go beyond a phone call which is easily ignored and not worth losing sleep over. And perhaps you could advise clients with SO's to be just a wee bit more careful in the future ;)

Good choices Pakarm! Morbid Angel and Megadeth RULE! Anthrax - Indians

So far i've noticed people have shortened my long ass name to SNMD or just Surf. I'm fine with pretty much anything really. As far as my real name, I hate being called by my full name and will correct people when they call me by it. Except family, they call me whatever they want no matter how I feel about it... Jerks :p

Alestorm - Captain Morgan's Revenge http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL65oumesqE&feature=related AAARRRRRRGHHH! :D

The Tragically Hip - Wheat Kings