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Check out the new recco I just put up there. She's the real deal!!! G11

Tracie is relatively new to CERB but definitely not new to MP ......... Her in call location was easy to find, safe and has lots of parking available. She is very warm and welcoming MP, with a positive outlook and classic rubenesque figure. I started out going for an initial hour but soon extended the session due to the wonderful way things were unfolding. Tracie uses a massage bar (instead of lotions or creams) which is new to me and definitely the way to go for future sessions. She is a very ....... person and incredibly ...... in her massage delivery technique. Her strong hands, soft touches and "exploratory nature" made this a most memorable session. Without going in to details, suffice it to say the "happy ending" took up at least half the session and included a couple of firsts for me!. I will definitely be repeating. Thanks again Tracie.

Short of a real date, there is nothing quite ike a great date with the palm sisters. Count me in!!

Welcome Shirley, am looking forward to your album!

I just wanted to start the year off on a fun note starting with my friends in the CERB community. This time of year is relatively slow for me workwise and allows for time to reflect on the lighter side of life. Like most of us I love to laugh and enjoy humour in many ways. I was wondering if other Cerbites can identify (1) where their sense of humour were formed and (2) some examples of your favorite people / situations. Perhaps there will be some common threads here. My somewhat dry sense of humour largely comes from my long deceased father and was the bane of my mother's prim and proper existence. Some examples include: Actor / Comedians - Rowan Atkinson (Mr Bean), only the TV shows not the movies - John Cleese - all his stuff - Rick Mercer - the best on Canadian TV - "Ted" (from the new movie of the same name) - Robin Williams (his adult stuff) Authors - Gary Larson ("Far Side" - I wish he would come out of retirement) - Bruce Makinnon - National cartoonist Other - The Canadian series "Just for Laughs Gags" - Several Bristish TV shows (i.e. Keeping Up Appearances, Waiting for God). What are your thoughts?

There are many different places and venues for skating in the the Halifax area. For the outdoor enthusiasts you can skate on the commons oval as has been previously pointed out, or, there are fantastic out door skating opportunites on many of the scenic and protected lakes across the bridges in Dartmouth. As with most cities in Canada there is a huge number of indoor rinks rinks to choose from as well, everything from single rinks to huge modern four plexes. You can PM me for specifics if you have dates and locations in mind. Have fun, Halifax is a great place!

Love the inference going "greek" is going with the flow (lol), thanks for sharing Mr Nice

A freind of mine and I have pranked back and forth for many years always trying to be harmless yet creative. One year when it was my turn, I placed an ad in the classified section of the paper shortly after Boxing day with the headline 'WANTED TO PURCHASE - USED XMAS TREES" followed by free pick up and his phone number. Suffice it to say his phone rang a lot.

Simply wonderful news and I just want to wish you and your special little one all the best in life and special blessings at this time of year.

Thanks to all for the input - very insightful! It seems some of the recurring trains of thought lend themselves to photos that are well thought out, focussed, themed and of better quality. Merry Christmas to one and all!

The question is open to both hobbyists and the ladies alike. I like many others spend a lot of time on CERB looking at photo albums, icons, attachements links, etc. For the purpose of this thread I would like to focus on the on photo albums posted by the ladies. Each one of us likely has many things they look for in these great albums and enjoy either for brousing, determining which lady they might like to visit or a myriad of other reasons. Please share three things you look for in an album and perhaps why. They don't have to be in any order of priority, just relevant - for me, they include: 1. Physical presence - I love the confident look of a lady who takes care of herself, presents herself well and it shows. 2. Smiles - I may be in a minority here but I really like seeing the ladies smile whether by upturns at the corners of the mouth, smiling eyes or photo accents, props, etc. 3. Quality of the photos - I really enjoy photos that show that some thought has been put in to the individual shots and the theme of the overall album. They don't have to be professionally done, but I enjoy nice clear shots, well lit, focussed and inviting. What are some of your thoughts?

I'm certainly no prude and generally don't swear alot but have a rough rule-of-thumb that seems to work for me at least. The language that takes place behind the bedroom door is fair game as long as it is for mutual enjoyment.

Wishing I could have a heated stick shift to go along with the heated seats and stearing whell in my car

Apologies, wrong thread posting and can't figure out how to delete posting

Ran out of my favorite shiraz last night during the game and had to settle for the cabernet savignon......

My participation in CERB has ebbed and flowed since joining early last year for a few reasons. But all-in-all, CERB is a comfort zone for me, a place where I can let the hair down and simply enjoy the many fine folks and personalities on the site. I've met several ladies and can honestly say the CERB ladies are simply wonderfully warm, honest and really do care. I check in on the site almost daily, sometimes lurking sometimes posting but mostly to enjoy. Thank you one and all.

All these beautiful faces on this thread and then there"s me......

If you don't count the paper boy, car washing, snow shovelling or lawn cutting thing as a youngster; it was making and installing concrete septic tanks and believe it or not it was fun - getting paid by cheque! They were a great crew to work with and the days flew by and man were you tired at the end of the day after making all that concrete.

A ban on Christmas music in the stores and malls till the 1st of December.....

First off I want to say thanks and well done to Ulysse77 for starting the thread and Mod for hammering it home right off the bat. The biggest misconception in my humble view is the grouping together of everyone involved in hobbying / escorting / massage industry or whatever you want to call it and painting them with one stereotypical label. As in any profession there are good and bad apples and some just plain rotten ones. I have had most of my experiences with the best varieties, the "honey crisps" or the best of the fruit and thoroughly enjoy it! I know many people who are involved in other less-than-favorably-perceived professions (i.e. politicians, real estate agents, used car salespersons) who constantly have to fight being grouped together with all the bad apples in their repective professions. I just wish more of Canadian society could be more understanding, empathetic and appreciative of the contributions our industry makes to our society. Musings from a guys who appreciates CERB and our industry.

"Barney - "I love You, You Love Me" It wasn't too bad the first 3 or 4 thousand times when the kids were younger, but............

Have to mostly agree with Boomer on the cold turkey method. I've stopped several times, the longest being 4 years. The current period is just over 2 years. The biggest take away I can offer is that smokers never quit, they are just between smokes. The key to it is to extend the "between period as long as possible. My two cents worth anyways, good luck!

I finished the trilogy a couple of months ago and really enjoyed it. It was particularly notable that this was the author's first book.

My all time "WTF" moments use the same back drop - Bad BO and flatulations in an elevator

Have to agree with Meg, at least we have football till Feb and I love the QMJHL as well. On another note...... Its hard to feel anything for Millionaires fighting Billionaires for the average Joe's pay check. Its all about the money and spin doctoring by both sides. I would love to propose a cap. Only this one involves rolling back NHL gasme ticket prices by 40%, capping the prices for 10 years, then the players and league split the revenue and TV goldmine at 50/50. On a brighter note, maybe hobbying may become even more popular.....