Gentleman11

You know the imperial measurement system better than the metric system. You remember milk trucks, what stacks of "girlie" magazines look like and laugh your ass off at Gary Larson's Far Side.

Although we have not yet met Soleil, I too want to say that you're in my thoughts. Remember the sage words referring to when doors are closed behind you windows are opened in front of you, and that good things happen to good people. Take care, G11

During my extended career which has involved a lot of international and domestic travel over the years, I have found that tip recipients always prefer cash. For that reason I will pay the bill with a credit card and the tip in cash. One might say well how do I expense it when entertaining on an expense account. The answer is there are many ways of compensating yourself on an expense account. Some companies will accept cash tips as a line item (bell hops, maitre d's, caddies), most accept parking meters, and then if you have a real tight ass Controller / CFO there is always taxi fares. The key is just be fair to both yourself and your employer. The waiters and waitresses (primarily Canadian) I've talked to really appreciate cash tips for not only the obvious cash, but also the fact that it muddies the CCRA waters when calculating the overall amount of tipping in the economy. If your tip is being paid out of your own pocket then there is no issue. The next subthread on this might be calculating the tip, before tax or after tax? (not trying to hijack the thread here), more rhetorical remark than anything else. Good thread by the way! Tips, tips, tips .....that reminds me, off to the Fripples thread! G11

There is a great contributor on this site that has a sign off defining "nymphomaniac" as being a woman who thinks about sex about as much as the average guy. Please identify yourself and thank the credit, thanks. G11

Musings from a guy having way too much fun, I've only been hobbying for about for about 7 months now after becoming single again and have been a bit overwhelmed if you will, by the incredible erotic experiences, fun, conversation, humour and warmth to date here on the site. My naive initial game plan joining CERB "was" to listen, learn and then to have different experiences and then to focus on the ones that worked best, after all, am not getting any younger and want to put off using the "little blue pill" as long as possible (lol). The dilemma is that there are so many "fantabulous" ladies and other fine characters on this site that I feel a bit like a the kid in a candy store that doesn't know which way to turn. With all of your collective guidance I'm sure that the path will unfold naturally.... Thank you ladies, other fellow CERBites that I've met and those I've yet to have had the pleasure. G11

You add much "Sense & Sensibility" to CERB and in real life. Many thanks for your contributtions Katherine.

Thus thread is a bit personal and to be honest, for a guy at a later stage in life somewhat embarassing. Until joining CERB some 9 months ago I had no idea what squirting was. Suffice it to say having the knowledge of what squirting is all about much earlier (i.e. a joyeous sexual experience), would have been a "relationship saver", but alas, we all learn through differing venues. I'm a slow learner but a patient one....

Heath Ledger does it as well as anyone ever has in my view. Additional Comments: Just had to add this one for our feline fans

Careful OD, I'm lookin for those neckties, and looking and looking and looking. I know you're not a hijacker so I'm Looking and looking and looking..................

As a guy who finds the librarian look incredilby hot, glasses can be a definite turn on. I know this thread has been up for a while and forgive me if this has been covered before, but conservative glasses on a lovely naked lady is hot, hot, hot - skip the designer ones with your initials on the sides.....YMMV

Great thread idea! I'm a big Ellen fan and this post just hit things right. Now as far as the fat tie or narrow tie and length thereof, am looking forward to the thoughts and visual feedback!

1. Chewing with mouths open. 2. When your dog eats grandmother's chocolat Exlax 3. "Thrifty" clients that given the opportunity to pay a nickel to use a washroom (sanitized version) would throw up instead 4. People that open mouth before engaging brain 5. Smokers who don't don't take appropriate breath control measures, especially in a business meeting environment

I enjoy seeing things as they come in to focus for the first time. The shape & height from a distance; the walk, the confidence as she draws closer; the clothes, the face, smile, hair, eyes (if you both dare) and smell (love perfume worn well); the hair as you walk by; the legs, rear end as you rubber neck doing the rear view stare and then stars and blackout as you walk right into that lamp pole and fall flat on your ass....

A lot of folks here know that, in hobbying as in life: - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure - the "greater good" argument (needs of the many outweigh those of the few) comes in to play big time - just as in the famous Buckley's cough syrup ad (referring the the preventative aspect) "it tastes awful but it works" - just as we've all been given two ears and one mouth, we should converse accordingly and what the ladies need is critical to all of our hobbying successes. Enough pontificating, back to the fripple and boobies threads.

Have to agree with Butterfly on this one. If it works for the lady it will work for me.

These bouncing boobies clips are so hot they deserve their own sub thread. Keep them coming, thanks to those "uncover" them.

Incredibly beautiful , sensual, thank you, thank you and oh, did I say thx G11

Question is: What do you remember it was like when you became a new member on cerb? It was like being born again, and sweet Katherine of Halifax was first to take my hand and show me the meaning of bliss and set me on my journey complete with a road map of ladies to visit and rest my weary head in this quest for erotic adventure in the new world. My god, that's it, I feel like Marco Polo setting out to visit this beautiful new world. No more choking the chicken, Hand to gland combat, Flogging the bishop, the safe new world is out there. Thank you CERB.

Its a wonderful feeling for me logging on to CERB, looking forward to sharing with friends on line, some already met in person, others yet-to-be. The overall feel for the site shows by and large and large degree of intellect, informed opinion, fun seekers and those (like me) aspiring to doing all of the foregoing. I took a break from CERB for a couple of months this summer, partially because of a snit I had with MOD and mostly because the summer season is a busy period in my business life. Thank you friends and look forward to seeing many of you at the social. Don't forget Nicki loves Cosmos and Old Dog will drink anything..... G11

Questions for the ladies mainly but obersevations from the gents are most welcome. Is your involvement in the industry mainly full time or part time or does it fluctuate? Obviously there are a myriad of reasons for all of us being interested in the hobby, but am curious as to the extent of reliance on the industry by the ladies. Probably more importantly is the question are you able to maintain a good life style balance between your professional and personal lives and if so how do you do it? For me I see hobbying as an invaluable and necessary part of our lives - some make take issue with this, but I think it is simply a part of life and a very necessary part. At this later stage in my life I see hobbying as a very real and meaningful part of life. It adds a dimension for me that is truly wonderful. Just as importantly I suppose is the question do you feel you are being adequately compensated (overall) for your professional services and life style accomodations? Gentleman11

This is a truly nice-to-have feature - not critical, but it is sorely missed already. If nothing else it, keeps us in touch with who is touching our spaces. G11

Nicki, your WOW factor keeps growing and growing, thanks so much for you contributions, intelligence, humour and informed opinions. Keep them coming for thousands more. Best, G11

It didn't start out so well when I was awakened by the south end of a cat farting in my face while I was facing north but got incredibly better shortly later while reading my first KOBO ebook in the jet tub for 2 hours. G11

This thread should be mandatory reading for all new Cerbites and a wonderul comfort zone when one needs a little pick me up! As a guy with more than a few grey hairs it sure highlights reinforces the old "you can never stop learning" adage. G11