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One of my favorite comedy routines is in Robin Williams' Live in Sanfrancisco" show many years ago where he makes reference to "his heat seeking moiture missle"; his "python of love"; and his continued reference to "Mr. Happy" which always brought Johnny Carson to tears when he went into one of his routines.

Although we haven't yet met Christy, from what I've seen of your lovely profile and heard of your great reputation, you could offer your services as a "personal trainer in another genre of physical activity".........

Great idea Miss S, this sounds like a wonderful and fun challenge, I'm in and can't wait to hear the results.

How about the straight forward approach "just a regular woman", its hot for regular & mature guys like me............

Good observation C65, I'd never thought of that before.

My mother still keeps asking me what I want to be when I grow up..........

Our thoughts are with you RG, your extended faily here at CeERB feels you pain.

My condolences as well NJ. You've got an extended family of sorts here and we all feel for you during this time of loss.

Cash is king for me. As a business owner, the POS charges (3-5%) are a killer. I'm sure the ladies would soon find how quickly those charges accumulate. For the record, Canada has the highest credit charge charge rates in the world (my rave for the day). As some one else mentioned previously, credit/debit cards would take away from the moment IMHO as well.

Sandra Bullock turns my crank Richard Simmons' voice has the effect of nails sliding down a chaulkboard

We all seem to learn life's lessons in different ways. I think it was Einstein who once said something to the effect "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results" The long and short of it is stick to the ladies of CERB and you minimize the chances of bad experiences.

You might want to warm up with a vacuum cleaner first................

Many years ago I read an article in Play Boy (so you know it has to be true) about a bad "Oh Shit Day". The gentleman involved was naked and about to pour a bath. He reached down to put the plug in. Unbeknownst to him his cat was behind him and chose this particular moment to take a playful swipe at his dangling scrotum with his claws extended. Upon impact the gentleman threw his head back hitting the fawcet and incurred a nasty gash, slipped and fell back breaking his leg.....

Fast and Furious [Anal] The 40 Year Old [Anal} Virgin [Anal] Star Wars and everyone's favorite cartoon dinasaur - Barney [Anal], that may be too much information, I better leave............

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This issue is one of the several reasons I like the CERB community and experience. I'm sure there are the odd exceptions, but by and large this community respects each other to the point that these questions likely don't come up very often - at least in my experience. I've never had an SP try to bait-and-switch to more expensive services, or try to insinuate that a tip "would be nice" etc. The SP's I've met have always, without exception, been professional in appeartance and demeanor, honest and very forthcoming. In short, as a hobbyist, I know I'm paying a premium for the premium service this community provides. I'm very happy to continue to do so. It cut through the BS and I hope the SP's feel that hobbyists on this site are by and large respectful as well.

I agree Notch, she is just as lovely and creative in person as she is on film!

This comment refers to the "age" heading in the thread and not the "looks" question. My daughter reminds me from time to time (especially if she wants something) of a bumper sticker we saw a while ago. It read "remember to be kind to your kids, they will be choosing your nursing home"....

Girl 2 works for me! It was a tough decision though.

Yes by all means tip tip the pizza delivery person. I had an interesting conversation with a young delivery person recently. His unfortuante story of his employer is worth sharing. This pizza place he works for charges the driver 50% of the tips received. I now make a point to always tip the delivery person in cash and pay for the order by debit or credit card. Tipping is a bit of an art as well, in general terms I tip fairly generously where warranted. I say that because some dining establishments in North America automatically include a service charge, especially when groups dine together. I believe tips should be a percentage on the pre tax total of the bill. When travelling internationally, tipping is something that I found should be researched first. Some countries automatically include a tip (Norway) in the bill and 15-20% is not the norm in others.

On a lighter note, It always breaks me up whenever I see/hear an elderly person accidentally fart in public (i.e. in the grocery store and pretend it never happened it. The louder the flatulence the more I laugh (silently only though, no embarassing anyone).

For someone just getting back in to the reading things the choices are endless. As a voracious reader myself, I would suggest you start with selections on the New York Times Best Seller list (google it) and take a look at the fiction and non fiction selections. Its just a starting point to let your imagination grow to the myriad of other great suggestions on this thread. Good luck and happy reading.

I remember from way back something to the efffect that "the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat". It may not be relevant but was fun to remember....