Gabriella Laurence

Haha lol What a classic!... Hummm, me thinks NOT! How about: - "We've been seeing each other for the last few months and I only see you, Gabby. You know I'm clean. Can I just slip it in for for a little while without a condom on? It would feel sooooo good. Plus, I had a vasectomy years ago so I can't get you pregnant..." It only happened to me a few times and let me tell you that I didn't have time to turn into the Sahara before they were shown the door. :) Some boundaries are not meant to be crossed, ever!

Oh no! I am so sorry to hear that :( OD, please get well soon. Wishing you a speedy recovery (please leave the nurses alone so they can take care of you in a medical sense lol) and sending you lots of giant hugs and kisses! Gabby xox

As an edacious (voracious and devouring) franion (a pleasure seeker) blessed with oxyesthesia (being extremely sensitive to touch), I sometimes go through phases of intense clinomania (an excessive desire to remain in bed) with my temporary lovers; it leads us to a saturnalian (wild and unrestrained, usually referring to a riotous party) intimate-naked-fun time! Haha! That was fun!

I am at lost for words... After trying the above, running Avast and Search & Destroy and having a qualified person check out my LP, I am still stuck with this awful malware that is making my LP behave in erratic ways! :( Any more suggestions besides throwing my LP out the window? Additional Comments: I should add that I've looked into my ad-ons in both IE and Firefox and only the basic ad-ons are running. The spam links also only seem to show up in IE.

"I'm interested in a 30 minute outcall, bj only option but I can't see it on your website. How much?" Hummm, maybe there's a reason why it's not on my site and why my outcall options start at 2 hours minimum? On the other hand, I am grateful he has taken the time to consult my site :) Another famous one: "How do I contact you? It seems I can only contact you through your contact form on your website or by email." I always thought it was self-explanatory? Maybe not...

Happy Birthday, Touch!! :) xox

Happy Birthday, Nicolette :) Hope you had a great one! xox

I went to play mini putt this weekend and got a hole in one... on the green next to where I was playing! Does that count? lol

Here's for my friend, Cato: ecdysiophile: a person who likes to visit strip joints or watch people strip ;)

I wouldn't be surprised if the numbers were higher for declined dates based on 'no daty' then 'no bbbj'/cbj only. I could be wrong but I highly doubt it.

They keep popping up out of the blue so you will never run out ;)

I am glad to say that I have had the opportunity to fulfill many of my fantasies! There is one in particular, one simple one, that I have contemplated for a long time but for some reason, never acted on it; spending an entire evening with a professional male companion. One day...

I haven't subscribed to cable or satellite in about 7-8 years and I also don't miss it. I watch/read the news online and any other show that might interest me. I also rent dvd TV series so I don't have to put up with commercials or wait for the next episodes. Works for me! :)

Redmana2 was saying that it is a turn off for him and almost a deal breaker if the lady provides BBBJ (anything unsafe). He was not questioning the risk tolerance of an SP that provides BBBJ... He's only saying that she has a much higher risk tolerance then he does. ;)

I had to gas-up in Montreal yesterday at $1.46... I'm happy to fill up whenever I am in Ontario!

Emily, I haven't had time to look into it much but this might be of interest: http://www.copyscape.com/about.php

I would be curious to find out if this is a common occurrence... Sacofricosis: the practice of surreptitiously or absentmindedly fiddling with your genitalia through your pants pockets. If so, does it have a tendency to occur more often if mammaquatia (the bobbing or jiggling of a woman's breasts when she walks, dances, or exercises) is in the works and your pants and zipper have to stay up? ;)

I think I am suffering from gynonudomania right now (the urge to rip off a woman's clothing)

Ximelolagnia is defined as "the urge to stare at women who are sitting with crossed legs."

I would be most interested in understanding the reasoning behind the above... Woud you care to explain? Thank you :)

Miss_GabriellaL

Don't we all love to do the following... oculoplania- Letting one's eyes wander while assessing someone's charm.

Ahhhh, silly me! I didn't even think about malware or running a virus scan. Thank you for the replies! :)

Cerbies, I am quite confused by something I noticed today while going through some of my old ads; there are links in several of my ads that I never put in! For example: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=94259 "My donation for social dates will vary depending on how much time we will plan on spending together that day (3 hours minimum) and if we also desire to spend intimate moments together before or after our social time." If I click on 'social' or 'intimate', the links take me to match.com . How do I stop it from happening again? Your help and suggestions will be much apprecated! Thank you :) Gabby xox

I am sorry you have to deal with this, Emily. I know just how frustrating and time consuming it can be to deal with plagiarism and copycats. Unfortunately, there is not much we can do to prevent it (even if we copyright everything) but there are steps you can take to prove that your website text and ads are yours... Once my ordeal was over with my last Cerb copycat, I hired a paid professional to do a few things for me; I first start out by writing everything I want to publish online in a word doc then I send him the documents and the links to all my ads (not just the Cerb ones). He converts them into PDFs files, 'time stamps' them and takes screenshots of my ads. Once everything is complete and put together, he sends it to my lawyer for safe keeping. Screenshots of my entire website are also taken on a weekly basis and also sent to my lawyer. This way, I can at least prove that my work is mine and mine only and that plagiarism was used by someone else to advertise. (A few more things get done but I won't discuss it publicly- PM for details). So, basically, after the first and only request to take down my text, the copycat has three choices: pay me for my work, remove my text, or get ready to go down by K.O. in the first round :) This could be with or without the help of my lawyer depending on the circumstances. I wish I could give you better advice or more ideas, Emily but unfortunately, I don't have anything more to offer... At least, not publicly ;) Trust me when I say it is not! ;)