Befuzzled

If you willing to give up the petite aspect of your wish list, I believe that Dark Tantra with Btpage/Didi/Bella Fontaine ticks all your boxes quite well.

I keep reading this thread title as "Ladies who love boners". Nothing more to add, carry on!

I am almost certain that Miss Didi (btpage) has offered this service in the past as well. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=47665

In addition to MP's on Bank Street, there is a relatively new spa about half a block away from the Lord Elgin. No personal experience but there is info in this thread: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=140202

Blow jobs. :icon_lol:

Here is one to file under "Unusual Situations". When approaching an incall location at your appointed time and a police cruiser is parked two doors away facing the entrance of said incall location, what is the proper course of action? A) Knock on the police officers window and ask them how long they will be B) Confidently approach the incall entrance, carefully remove your pants and knock loudly C) Scream, turn and run D) Discreetly call 911 and report a stabbing a few blocks away as a diversion tactic Okay, I don't actually know the answer but I do not believe that it is listed above. When faced with this scenario I chose to walk straight past the location, return to my car and wait a few minutes before deciding what to do. My choices seemed to be either go to the location or call and explain why I was either not there yet or not coming at all. It was extremely likely the police officer was simply taking a break and grabbing a bite on a side street in their cruiser but there was no way I had the guts to test that theory, so I phoned explained and apologized profusely. The provider seemed very understanding, I rebooked a later date, added an extra pile to the donation and have yet to be arrested. Incidentally, actually knowing all of the legalities would have really helped in this situation as the provider claimed to be fully licensed for massage services and did not feel there was anything to worry about (but was still very understanding should I still be worried, which I was). I should probably go read the legal section now...

I added a vote to the "don't care" pile. For me, a bbbj is absolutely the best feeling in the world. My fear of unwanted consequences and overly complicated explanations overrides the desire to achieve that feeling in this realm however. It would definitely be a deal breaker in my day to day life with personal relationships but not something I am entirely comfortable seeking in a hobbiest sense. As a result I tend to stick to massage experiences but in choosing a service provider I would not shy away from one who offers bbbj as long as she is okay with cbj as well.

+1 Miss Didi, Kelly, Bethany +11111111eleventy1111!!!1 Pauline

Yes! I have always assumed that the effect was related to the warming weather reducing the amount of clothing required by women, as others in this thread have alluded to. Spring is always the most dangerous time of year for me to be behind the wheel of a car - swivel neck causes problems.

Kraft dinner and Scotch! I think I am doing this thread all wrong. :icon_redface:

+2 to Peachy and Cleo as very newb friendly tattoo godesses. Add Cat to the list of very newb friendly godesses lacking in the tattoo department.

I am curious to know if these recommendations change at all if CBJ is a specified preference?

The original post led me to believe that this information was obtained in a manner which circumvents what I would consider to be a normal duty of care in this regard. Probably best dealt with in another thread but this leaves me wondering what precautions can be taken to avoid this situation. I use a single-purpose separate email address, delete all messages and keep no contact lists but I am inferring from the initial post that targeted email communications can somehow be intercepted. Am I misunderstanding?

check out btpage/miss didi http://www.cerb.ca/miissdidi/

This might have to be my wish list for 2013, 14 and 15. Mainly an MA guy and JessicaMassage, Michaella Carress, Katrine Cannon top my wish list. Should I embark a little further I am very curious about Taylor Monroe, Emily J, SaraMQ, Megforfun, Nicolette Vaughn, Gabriella Laurence, Nathalie Lefebvre, Georgiana Sweet and Berlin. Long list, jeez. MA's I hope to revisit are Bethany, Didi and Pauline. SP/MA's I hope to revisit are Cat, Peachy and Cleo. It will clearly be most efficient to handle this wish list in duo's. :icon_razz:

Love him or hate him, Dan's ability to weasel his way off the block this week was pretty impressive. Pure entertainment and hard to believe everyone fell for it so hard. Thanks for the heads up on the goings on a few days ago Daniel17!

Agree re Dan. Much to my surprise I really found myself liking Boogie this season and was sorry to see him go. I do hope Frank finds a way to hang on - I am always a sucker for routing for the underdog. Britney is entertaining, hope to see her go far still as well.

Shameless is the only show I can add not already mentioned. Severely messed up but entirely enjoyable. +1 to: Breaking Bad!!! Game of Thrones Firefly Battlestar Galactica Lost Californication

I was with a woman for some time years ago who showed me exactly how she liked to be pleasured by demonstrating the touch that worked best for her by simulating oral on my nipples. This turned out to be extremely helpful for both her and I, not to mention hot as hell.

This. There are several SP's around who have also been MA's at some point which is likely a good starting point. I believe that Cleo Catra, Peachy/Val, TaylorMonroe and Tiffany Amber fall into this category and are all very well reviewed. I am sure I am missing many others as well.

Great post WIT. I would hazard a guess that there quite a number of accounts created by people who have not nor may ever participate in the hobby as well.

Delete GPS history, have a reason to be where ever your travels take you, private browser, separate email, hobby phone or delete phone history, unscented products, have a valid reason for shower at home afterwards if needed, no marks, leave minimal electronic footprint of any kind. And, don't ever pass out drunk on your couch while up late logged into cerb....all hypothetically speaking of course.

Love both but butts gets the edge for me. Legs, eyes, lips, tummies, shoulders, arms, ankles, feet, necks, smiles, wrists, toes, ears, hips are all delicious as well. The whole package is what wins with attitude and personality trumping all for me.

I heard that Cleo was cute, hot, awesome, sexy, soft, sensual, funny and smart. I strongly suspect those are not unsubstantiated rumours.

Different strokes and all that I guess. Anything under an hour seems awfully short to me but whatever works...