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Its always work related when I'm in TO (I work there, ha ha). I always try to get in some "sight" seeing when I'm on a business trip (Australia was heaven in that respect). GOE is nicely central so its accessable if you are downtown, but they do have other sites as well I believe.

Congrats. See, you got a coupon. I didn't get around to applying, idiot that I am, but I was busy last week occupied with pursuing the girl with the perfect hair at Toronto Passions (its a long story).

I've asked for clothing requests on three occassions and specifically tried the secretary thing recently; she didn't quite get the look quite right, but God she was sexy anyway and great nonetheless. The biggest flaw was my shower first which meant I was already out of my office clothes when we started. Next time I'll have to get into my own custom to get the scene right -- role playing requires two actors -- complete with tie and jacket (though I rarely actually wear a tie at work I alway have one with me incase of a media contact) to get the scene just right. And you'd have to make sure the hotel room has a desk and office type chair otherwise it just wouldn't be quite authentic. The secretary thing is sexy because we're not allowed to play with our own staff -- could get fired for sexual harrassment -- so thats got to be part of the play acting. But I need a gal that has some experience in an office to get the acting right.

"I checked in the Entertainment book and also the Valupak envelopes I get but I've never seen any coupons from escorts." I knew a girl in Ajax who offered a special rate before 6pm, does that count as a coupon? I seem to recall seeing last week an agency in Toronto that had something about winning your appointment for free, for signing up to their mailing list or something like that. Thats a coupon if I've ever heard of one. It didn't say if people already on their mailing list (like me) could apply. Edit: Yeah, I checked it was Garden of Eden, it was for signing up to get twitter feeds. The winners are listed on their web site www.gardenofedenescorts.com on the home page (just after the initial landing page).

I don't know about good, but the "Clarion Hotel and Suites Selby Downtown in Toronto ON" 592 Sherbourne Street, was not a nice setting for a rendevous. It looks interesting on the outside, but the first floor was in the basement, an ancient elevator or a full flight of stairs was needed to go to the basement, the halls smelled like cabbage, and room was small with the bed was only a few feet from the door so I was a little concerned about noises being heard in the hallway. It was also confusing to find the room and I had to make several wrong turns before finding the way to the basement and the room. Also a problem when leaving. When one is seeing a lady, one doesn't want to look lost while trying to find the room. The girl I met there was a wonderful SP and our time together was great. She did not like the room at all. She told me that it gave her the creeps. So avoid that hotel. I've also seen a lady (the same one actually) at the Holiday Inn Toronto Downtown Centre, 30 Carlton Street. It was much better location (near college subway station) and it was easy to get in and out of the hotel without being noticed. Also although the room was small, the bathroom was between the door and the bed so it was more private. But I can only tell you about it from the customers point of view. The parking may be expensive, but it is pretty much anywhere in downtown Toronto. Good luck. Happy travels.

I actually didn't really know where those rep points came from either (just the nominations) and I'm not blond... so its not a blond moment (maybe its a grey moment in my case). Annnnnnnddddddd Plagarizing from the roamingguy sentiments... Thanks to "ALL CERBite's OUT THERE WHO HAVE GIVEN ME, OR MAY IN THE FUTURE GIVE ME A REP POINT/NOMINATION, HERE IS A BIG THANK YOU"

Hilarious. Yes, the same situation right now. But for me, its not so much the money per se, its how much I can sneak out of the joint account or the line of credit. I earn 71% of the family income, so its my salary that pays most of the bills. But this month, my significant other (SO) paid off the credit cards so that I could pay down the line of credit (new shingles cost me about the equivalent of 28 SP appointments). Typically I pace myself at at 3 to 4 weeks min between sessions, but due to a certain female friend I know, I've needed an extra session this month... and I need another one right now, right now, but I don't dare take any more money out; the SO would notice. Good luck with your financial issues. (Ps. I might even have to beg SO to help get over this need - a mediocre substitute for an SP, but it might work apparently she saw one of those talk show on TV talk shows about the importance of intimacy -- that usually does it for her).

Sorry, to clarify, I use the smart phone at work, because I can't delete my browser history on my computer at work, sorry for the confusion. Although we are not scrutinized that closely, I really don't want my employer looking at my internet activity. Yes I can delete my browser history on the cell phone (and the phone log, and the text message log, etc..). Thanks for the comments. I've been having fun on the sight. Its a great place to discuss some of the difficulties of life. Very interesting conversations.

Note I actually asked a similar question about preferred clients a few months ago. I think this link will go to the thread, it answers some of your questions. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=85298 Now, I bow out and hope that the girls chime in with their thoughts.

>Would you do it in someone else' workplace where nobody knew you. Same 50-50 chances of getting caught Probably not. But I almost had sex (heavy mutual probing of each others bodies) with a woman in a stairwell where we worked late at night after our evening shift was over... She was very wet, ready for action. It was valantines day evening, it was a long time ago, in what seems like a galaxy far far away. We had to stop because we had no condom, and no place to go (her college residence didn't allow guests past 11pm and I suspect my wife wouldn't have approved if we had tried my place). We didn't actually consumate our affair until about 4 weeks later. Ahhhhh memories. Would you have an SP over to your house if it was midnight, your spouse was at work and not due home from work until 2:30 AM, and your kids (ages 12 and 15) were in bed sleeping (or for SPs, would you agree to such a date). You've got a 2.5 hour window of opportunity at home. Would you do it? (Note: I've been tempted to do that but haven't).

Sorry to continue highjacking this thread, but my first really really great SP experience was with a lady who was in her 40s. She advertized herself as 35, but she had 2 adult kids... the math for age didn't quite work out. But she was hot enough for 30, and really skilled. But I've also had really really great experiences with girls who were from 19 to 25. And perhaps my best date ever was with a 25 year old who has only been at her bedroom career for about 8 months. Its all been good. I'm nearing 50 and the girls have been wonderful to me. I'm a gentleman and they seem to enjoy spending the time with me as much as I enjoy their company.

I used to see girls in the town I live in and stopped in part for a greater anonymity of seeing girls in Downtown Toronto (that and two escort agencies in town closed which made local girl less available). There are two persons who work in downtown TO that I need to avoid, but so far, so good. Additional Comments: Yeah at my office, I can't deleted my browser activity. I do my cerbing on my smart phone.

A Ford ESCORT FAN? Didn't know such a thing existed.

>Would you have sex with someone's foot? (or use your foot for sex if a male)? I suppose if that was what she wanted, but preferably not, yuck. Would you have sex in a airplane.

Excellent response. LOL. >I believe you may be breaking a cardinal rule by browsing CERB at home. Yep, and not only that, when she was home. Like I said, maybe I subconsciously want to be caught. But shes not home now. Yes I figured out the take your own soap with you, idea myself. The agency had Axe body soap and my wife has a keen nose. I notice more recently they've switched to Ivory. It maybe for that reason. If I was having sex every day with my wife, I don't think I'd bother (or have the energy for) SPs. But yes, definitely don't change things. I nearly got in trouble the day after seeing an SP (and experiencing one of the best sessions ever), my wife noticed that it took longer for me to come that day than usual (just not as needy as usual). She had already had her big O, so she was getting kind of impatient. I even thought about faking it just to get it over. My son (an adult) has taken up smoking (outside only) but that hides is sufficient as an excuse for any smoking odors (like blaming the dog for ones own farts). I used to worry about being seen by some wife's friends or even my wife driving by while going to the appartment, but I usually do it in Toronto these days, but I don't live in Toronto.

I'm tempted to say, be like Nike, and just do it. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Try all three... one at a time, that is. I think I probably debated less about who to marry (ok, not really, but it was really her idea). Seriously, its not like this choice is going to affect the rest of your life. The main things I look for when I'm doing my research for the next perfect date is that the girl or agency is legit (e.g., not a bait and switch), that the time and place fit into my schedule, the girl looks hot to me, and I got the cash. Its the "looks hot to me" that is crucial because not everyone has the same taste in women that I have. If its down to say one of 3 girls say T., J., and S, (that has happened). I take out a big rubber dice that I keep in my office (its a long story why I have a big rubber dice in my office), and decide T. if I roll a 1 or 2, J. if I roll a 3 or 4, and S. if I roll a 5 or 6. Note, I got T., but T. was not available so I went with S.. Though the girls are not always as great as I expected/hoped for, I've never actually regretted a choice yet. Have fun.

14 I lost my virginity either at 18 or 20 depending on how one defines "sex". The girl I was dating at the age of 18 didn't put it in, but rubbed it against her naked body. Was that sex? 15 I'm a Leo, meow, but can't be more specific. 16 I find life to be a great adventure. 17 I've reached an age where I no longer worry about things... I just assume the worst, and then laugh about it. 18 I'm terribly rounded, but I work out regularly and am trying to be as active as possible. 19 Only two service providers have complained about my weight... a girl in Austria was afraid I'd crush her... I didn't. 20 I should be working right now, but I've got other things on my mind... 21 I've been faithful to my wife for 25 years (been married 26) -- except for 23 service providers -- does that count? 22 I remember every girl I've ever been with and their names (or stage names in the case of SPs). Actually I was about to say except for my first near sex experience, but then I remembered her name too. 23 In my professional life I'm terrible at remembering peoples names, but after sex apparently, I can remember a name permanently. 24 I've never called out a girls name during sex... which is a good thing.

Had another blunder yesterday. I was reading CERB, my wife came into the room where my home office is located and stood by my chair asking me about buying tiles for the bathroom -- a topic I find infinitely fascinating, not. She very rarely does this. I had instantly minimized the Cerb window no problem and switched to my work email which has virtually nothing incriminating on it except for the occassional correspondence with a certain Miss L., a friend (just friends); all the posts on the screen at that moment were work related (to my relief). No need to panic. But to my horror, on the bottom on the screen on the Task bar was visible "CERB -- Canadian Escort". Normally when you are reading or writing a thread it says the name of the thread. For example, right now the task bar for this thread says "Biggest Blunder - CERB"), but not that time. It might be a difference between quotes and quick reply with the quick reply being more discrete.... I think. Fortunately my wife didn't have her reading glasses on so I don't think she would have been able to read it, however I'm not sure how bad her eyes are. I'm not sure if they are as bad as mine for near objects (the joys of aging). She did look at the screen a couple times, but didn't seem to notice the incriminating words on the task bar. Maybe she doesn't care. Anyway, I've now changed the properties of the task bar to autohide the task bar. I seem to be getting rather lax in my security precautions lately. Maybe I'm subconsciously trying to get caught.

I used to have an old volkswagon that included in the plate the letters VW and Y -- I thought that every time I took it in for service.

1. I am trying not to give myself away here, ha ha 2. I am nearing the age of 50 and keep thinking, where did the time go 3. My adult son and daughter remind me that I really am actually reaching the age of 50 4. My daughter at the age of 19 (4 years ago) appologized to my wife and I for her adolescent behavior... but I think she was hoping for a handout. 5. I'm a professional who is reasonably well paid and well respected... little do they know about my secret life as a hobbiest. 6. I avoid service providers who look remotely like my daughter... just in case (I can't quite figure out how she makes ends meet sometimes, not sure I want to know). 7. When I was first married, girls I worked with seemed to find a wedding band attractive... I had an affair within a year of getting married. My wife figured it out, we reconciled, and I didn't cheat again... for several years until I discovered SPs, but the best part is she still thinks she can tell when I'm cheating, ha ha to her. 8. My wife would be a MILF -- looks at least 10 years younger than me, but is actually older... but rarely seems interested. 9. My wife may be cheating, but I'm hardly on any high ground to complain. 10. I'm a cynic that believes that happiness can only be assured by assuming that everything will go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wrong. 11. I have sampled service providers in 4 countries on 3 continents. 12. My favourite form of music is opera. I've only seen operas in 3 countries on 2 continents (and they are the same countries that I've seen SPs in). 13. My job allows me to travel a fair bit, but my employer wants us to cut back on travel.

>Yes I would! Would you sky dive in the nude? Heck no on both counts. Would you go hiking in the nude.

> o i would not . would you still see a sp or an sp see a hobbist if he/she really was the girl/ guy next door? No girl next door worth seeing. Would you you still see a sp or an sp see a hobbist if he/she was someone you knew from your social life.

You mean carley chase? Yes. Would you have sex in the snow.

Some of my favourite Mark Twain quotes Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. In order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain.