Malika Fantasy

The shit I can find sometime...

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=68 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=125 You're welcome.:)

Not sure I would like that...it's kind of really unsexy at some point. At least when you put a normal condom on, unless you fumble around to open it...it doesn't take long.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolat chip cookies are one of the reason why I have trust issues...

:D This made my day

this. Thought I would share it

blue dreads and tats? I am fan of this developpement!

Well screw the diet.I'm feeling shitty cause of my hair..my remedy? a big bowl of pasta with cheese. feeling better now:)

The awkward moment when you know one of the model... totally doing this with some of my friends!:D But yes I am a regular visitor of this thread. all the times. boobies. NO ONE else on cerb is as obssess with boobies as I am. I own 9 pairs of boobies in Ottawa and 2 in Toronto (I'm staring to claim them since I am moving there soon)...how to own boobies? Well be cute, giggle over them, get stupidly happy over them, be a girl and ask nicely:)

I found a hair dresser that I like, which is a first in 8 years. She made me an awesome hair color last time, I was suppose to go see her today but she was sick...and she is book solid for the next 4 weeks. I decide to give another guy a try. Showed him a pic of what my color was...said no problem Now I went from a really nice intense red to a wash out of a sort of red/orange that is really ugly. and my roots don't even match. It's stupid to get emotional over hair but now I am just crying my eyes balls out. which is really stupid. I know I am not hideous, but I feel so unsexy right now:(

so....this mean I am not receiving my pizza that I order by text? but...but...*cry* I swear that number 613-555-5555 is what written on that non-sketchy piece of paper!

snow. lot's of it. everywhere. I miss Paris where 1 inch of snow and everything was close. 2 inches people would not go out. 3 inches and it's a national disaster.

For Christ sake it's one of their last freedom. Let them masturbate in peace. Also the right of masturbating probably keep the stats of rape a bit more down that if they weren't allowed.

I often feel like the pink sheep that is actually a black sheep...so half pink/half black sheep in the room. I don't fit in a lot of crowd. I am a bisexual poly switch sadomasochist escort that is alternative looking. I get judge. all the times. (no I don't need reassurance or we like you the way you are on cerb!). I starting to be able to deal with it. I hang out with people that are extremely extroverted and I am introverted. So I always pretty much end up being the loner in the corner looking at my nails or pretending to text. I feel like a human? well yeah. We are now over 7 billions. There's gotta be a couple of weird one out there. but if I feel like I belong to somewhere? Not really. at least not yet. I am always looking for something bigger and greater than myself. I yield for more...and until I found that, I will probably never feel like I belong damn I sound depressing lol

@Toine photoshop

I freakin' love my life. Meet with a new lady friend today. We were suppose to only do ropes. Turn up the best sex I had with a woman in a really long time. And I made her cum 7 times in 4 minutes....she was so beautiful when she came. Yea...it doesn't suck:D

Sending an email to a gentleman that I am meeting tomorrow afternoon for the first time asking to confirm. Realize 30 seconds later that you sent it to someone that you are meeting next week for the first time. They have the same name and on my gmail inbox they were right beside. I have never felt so ashamed in my life. FML

Congratulations!

SaraMQ will be in the West end:) and she is awesome. true story.

The person that did the first one was suppose to take an arrow in the knee. But I then shoot his head. luv ya:D

She is doing some things that the body isn't suppose to be doing...thanks for the share!

My friend make some. I store a couple a bottle a year...I love that shit. WANT CHEESE!

Not following my diet. I want cheese. cheese. cheese OMG IWANT CHEESE. and I am not even close to my reds -_-' will go insane