Malika Fantasy

they are suppose to change my toilet on monday. Then yesterday. Then today. But now tomorrow. JUST DECIDE!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8-0J4SHJdvY grandpa shuffelin'

I am a party pooper:) I don't celebrate Christmas (not because I am Pagan, simply cause I don't really have the spirit of it), but I do celebrate Yule:) and this is today! So happy Yule everyone:D http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yule

being SO happy and contented at the moment that it hurt. Seriously. It's almost physically painful... yeah. I love my life

We are women. If it bling, sparkle, is shiny...98.78532% will be attracted to it

Well...except when it's really important or that I am in a hurry and I need to look something up quickly...I always click on related link and for some strange reason, normally in about less then 5 hits...I always end up on a sex article:D

Hahaha no I didn't hacked google, but I know how to change stuff on Wikipedia...which is awesome:D It use to be easier about a year ago...but sometime you can have a lot of fun with that:) I am a bad person...and I like it;)

Go on google. Type "define an english person" Enjoy :)

lmao. It does probably somewhere...like Germany or Japan. Leaving tomorrow early for Toronto and for what it look like, an extremely epic weekend:)

Congratulations Samantha!

I started to be an SP at 20 years old, 21 on Cerb...was in agency for a little while at 20. Do I act like most girls my age? No. I know a lot of 18-19 years old way more mature then 40 years old I know. Yes, it's young, but if the girl have a head on her shoulder, is rational and take care of herself, I don't see why she shouldn't be an SP if she does it for herself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRHsGcbOLDA et si nous pensions autrement...(French video)

Having my new corset! I fit in a size 22 and I am able to close it...:D having a waist of 22 inches is kinda neat:D

Hello and welcome to Cerb:D I hope that you will have a good time here. As for your question...to be true the only safe sexual activity is self-masturbation...but that is kind of boring after a while:P As for both kissing and daty, both activities are low-risk, not risk free...but low risk. For some ladies, kissing is a really intimate act and should only be done with someone that their truly love, therefore they don't offer it. And some don't offer it, because it isn't safe at a 100% As for daty...some hate to receive it. But if you really want to be safe, try to seek a lady that offer cover daty, which is taking a dental dam (do I have it right?) or cutting a condom and using it as a barrier to protect both party. Or you can ask the lady that you have some interest in, if she is willing to use one:)

I am on both side of the fence. I can see how sometime, someone will post a reco that literally should be a novel and some people have amazing writing skills...I can see why another hobbiest may say wow great reco! I don't have a big problem with that, if the hobbiest that post "great reco" or something like that, do it really quickly after the reco was post...so it doesn,t really bump the said thread... BUT.. when you have some people that literally post two or three times a week on let's say 5 different reco threads...saying thank you (insert name of the provider) to be amazing, stating how many people posted on this thread...and bumping the thread of a couple of pages. Then no, I don't agree. It seem like some hobbiest that are consider part of the "Elite" for some want to privilege some of their favourites ladies over all the other ladies of Cerb...again don't agree. and...I'm out

being abnormally wet pretty much ALL the bloody time. people have no idea the amount of laundry I need to do.

yep. I wouldn't want to enter a debate against Nikki good job and awesome arguments:)

Having a throbbing headache when I am suppose to see Penelope later tonight:( my head feel like jumping off a bridge:(

Someone said it! Therefore I am innocent! I am quoting you on that own! and I like Castle cause he let me take the virginity of his couch :D

Loose the last 10 lbs I want to loose. toned up around my bum/thighs finish paying the money I own to my dad Do a road trip to the States Finish my back tattoo by May Learn to trust people again Go further then Ontario and Québec... continue all year long to do pole dancing and also take up yoga in the new year do the half marathon

I like Lee cause he crack me up all the time! and also cause I imagine that in real life he look like Austin powers wearing a penguin suit:)