CristyCurves

Lol, clever, never thought of that! Now where's your story;)

Happy your back:) You were missed:)

Take some of the cerb handles and make a short story, poem or a quirky quip. There are a lot of unique names that will allow for some fun stories:) I'll start- There was a "Veryoldguy" who loved "TheLiquor". He had a dog, an"Olddog". This "Olddog" was a "Yellowdog" who loved to do the "Splitz". Now this "Veryoldguy" "Lovedthe ladies", especially "SweetEmilyJ". He loved her so much he gave her a "Carebear". To thank him she told him she'd have "Sexnonstop" After she got him "Hard" she saw he had an "Elephanttrunk" and thought oh my, now I've found my man;) Now lets hear yours:)

I know I've spent to much time on cerb when I start dreaming about- "Someguy" wielding a "Mightpen" and walking a "Reddog" asks me to go skating on the"Ice4fun" but I am are the "loneskater" ?? Then I see some "Red headed raven" named "Katherine " fly by asking if I'd like a "Midnight Massage". Then some "BcGuy" Runs by covered in "FishFeathers with Mac Teeth" and a "Pistol packing Pete" wants to "Touch" me in places I've never been touched, "Luckyme" I thought;)wow, then a "DominoEffect" starts and everyone falls down!! Yup a crazy dream and to much time on cerb, lol. :)

:) Thank you and no worries you were pointing out a truth. To answer your question I can only surmise this, when I used to speak to men when I was involved in running services many believed that if a girl was above a certain age then she wasn't attractive or should be working any longer, yet had they seen them in person they would have loved them. Numbers,"ages" seem to get a lot of guys stuck with an opinion or picture that isn't true or always correct. I remember one ass telling me that a 24 yr old should be put out to pasture and this ass was in his 50's! On the other hand some men believe anyone under 25 is to young and immature. It's not fair for women to lie about this but it's also not fair to be judged just because of a number:)

Thanks for that, that blew me away more than my first post. Her voice is incredible!

Ohh that's why I became an sp, I was wondering;) Maybe the "19 kids and counting" lifestyle is spreading.

Lol, not really funny but gosh... people never cease to amaze me:(

Guys please remember discretion! Outing whether a lady's incall is a hotel/motel or residence or whatever is a nono and only for her to do. Not sure either if I'd worry to much whether a girl was 22-24-26 as nothing changes physically in two years, especially at that age, lol. She's liked, cute and her pics are accurate, right? So that's what is important:) just my opinion though:)

I'm no expert obviously but kids are mirrors of their parents, environment and friends. Teenagers are under constant pressures from their peers, parents and the pressures of growing up. Imagine being that age, your friends are pulling you in one direction, teachers in another, parents telling them this and that and society saying they should look and act this way or that way. It's an overload for the most grounded kids. Show them respect and understanding, as hard as it may be, and eventually it will sink in and they'll give it back and always, always unconditional love. Imprint in them that they can tell you whatever they need to and that you are there for them no matter what. When a child has love on their side they can conquer anything. I think they may be trying boundaries and pressing buttons to see how far they can get, perhaps. Or they may have some things bothering them, never hurts to ask. Sometimes we act out because of stresses that aren't known or even obvious. When I was a teenager the people I hated the most were my family, especially my parents and they were the ones I loved the most as well. It certainly is a complicated time for both sides. I'm glad I don't have to relive those years. Hopefully you and your kids will come through this happily:)

Love, loved this girls voice, I hope you will as well. If you haven't heard of her yet I'm sure you will soon. If you have a clip, video or picture of someone or something you find amazing feel free to post it here, it can be a new thread for " amazing finds/talent/people/things:) more amazing:) http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/12-amazing-before-and-after-pictures-of-rescue-dogs-show-jus http://seriouslyamazing.si.edu/

This is a BIG no no, imo. Have I, I'm sure. I do visit residences and on some occasions I could tell it was a spare bedroom, on others it was "their" room and yes I was uncomfortable but did. If the bed were mine and it was my spouse or mate and they shared my bed, it'd be not good! I think if a gent was going to invite an sp to their home it best to keep their "spot" separate from the sp's "spot", but that's just me:)

It's not my favorite thing, so I guess if you wanted to be with a girl who was turned on by it that wouldn't be me. I can take it or leave it.

My first wish would be used to get me off the island 2nd wish would be for incredible wealth enough to take on big corporations/oil co's /government to stop pollution, poverty, species extinction and create new enforced animal welfare laws. 3rd wish, the intelligence to know how to right all the wrongs, human, and environmental. I'd be busy:)

Yes you are an important part of cerb and missed so hurry back, I miss you and your boobie posts:)

Congratulations on this milestone:) and for your friendliness and all your contributions to cerb:)

I wish there were those one could hire to give animal abusers their just deserved. I would also like a personal concierge for sp's. Delivery for anything at anytime That's all I can think of at the moment:)

I'm sure I'm not the only one that from day to day and even hour to hour can change my moods, desires and goals. I may start out the day in a buttoned up shirt and in a laid back attitude, being quiet and demure. Then later on I might want to turn it up a notch, feeling frisky and horny so I'll come here and verse those feelings openly if I want to attract someone in the same mood or just because I can. That's one of the nice things about cerb, our sexual lingo isn't censored we're free to express ourselves as we see fit. I think it would be a mistake for anyone to judge a person just because of their lingo on a sex site. People are complicated and layered and I think it is a beautiful thing to be as expressive as you feel. Explicit to risqué to demure and prim it's all allowed and enjoyable so long as there is some creativity involved, imo Crude doesn't =classless nor does posting pretty words=class:)

Might I suggest you first search out the one with whom you are most attracted then contact her buy her preferred method, no need to be apprehensive any of us will welcome your contact and be very appreciative for it, and correspond with her to see if there is any chemistry.Any professional sp is going to make your first time special, memorable and very comfortable, we'll want you to come;) again you see:)

Thank you Brad for your post you said what I was trying to, you are very understanding and observant btw:)

I know this is directed at the men but I wanted to say that even the most genuine of providers goes through the motions from time to time, it's almost impossible not to, unless you want to kill the moment for your partner. By this I mean even when those of us who have the luxury of being very selective with whom we meet, those of us who choose so there can be chemistry, even then we can have moments when it just isn't working or doesn't work, when you realized there is no chemistry, at those times you aren't going to let your partner know. You'd want him/her to still enjoy, right? This would be considered going through the motions. When I'm with the men I'm with I'm there for me as well. I treat all my chosen clients as actual dates. But even the most planned date can go wrong and sometimes you have to be/or do things that you wouldn't in your "normal" life . I'm very outspoken, forthright, yet sometimes I have to bite my lip, is this not being me, authentic? There are times in bed when in the beginning I was turned on but something changed, so I go through the motions, not being authentic? There have been times when I've accepted a booking from a client for him, not me, not both of us, but to suit his schedule, not authentic? My points are I think those of us who are ourselves have to act from time to time, it's the business, when dealing with people authenticity sometimes has to be replaced with a more manufactured persona, or you'd be considered rude or you might hurt someone's feelings and I'm trying to be more diplomatic;) These terms are used with to much importance anyway imo. They are as common now as gorgeous, amazing, beautiful, the best, classy, etc, etc. Anyone can call themselves or anyone what they wish it doesn't make it true and I'm not sure why we should care. I think we all need to be/do what works for you/me us and be happy:).

Changes are good but not a necessity. I think it's important to keep updated photos and clear and concise information. But ask yourself are you as busy as you want to be? Do clients that view your site compliment it? Do they find it easy to navigate and the information thorough? If so then no need to change if not then make some:)

Yes my mistake, my apologies. Thank you Regent for correcting me, and for doing so politely. But I still stand for my opinion on risk is risk. :)But it is up to the provider what risk she or he is going to take and if you are going to favor regulating this then favor regulating rates as well;) You could divide providers into two groups here as well, high priced and low priced:) Additional Comments: Carrie I didn't know driving was like having sex;) Thank you for the comparison. Your comparison isn't my logic at all though, you're missing my point but when you want to twist something it can be twisted. We all view and see things as we want to. Risk IS risk, my point is arguing over what is more or less is silly as taking any risk can open an sp to contracting something. I think the only ones that can really have an argument over safe sexual practices are those who practice truly safe sex and that is with one tested partner or having none at all. Your and Fortunate's point of view as I see it seems to be it's all right to take part in sexual activities that involve some risk just don't take part in sexual activities that involve MORE risk. I find that silly because it takes one time, one incident , one encounter to contract something even when involved in low risk play. So I guess I can see your point, taking a chance is okay it's HOW you take the chance that matters, ahhh :) Seriously take what risks you or anyone chooses, everything providers do involves some. Please don't criticize me or my logic or anyone else's because I choose to take more or less risk than you or anyone else, that is my point. We should all be able to make our choices as to how we see fit to provide and what services we are willing to partake in, that shouldn't be anyone's business but the two involved. Valuing safety levels is not our jobs, limiting risk levels is. But I'll never say anyone is safer. Again, as long as we are all taking any kind of risk then we are taking a chance

I get all kinds of excuses as to why men can't send an email-I don't have access to a computer, I can't or don't know how to send an email, not comfortable sending one, it's to complicated, to time consuming, etc,etc.. But thankfully these excuses identify that this person is not one I want to meet. I believe that no matter how you decide to screen or accept appointments those wanting to see YOU will take those necessary steps, difficult or not, time consuming or not. Respectful gentlemen realize the importance of discretion, following instructions and booking protocols and don't question or complicate things. Additional Comments: Exactly!! My experiences have been the same , although I've omitted text for one of the reasons being the same as the email fakers. I ask for an email for the gents details other than that I want to discuss my services and details over the phone only and NEVER through texting . However a lot of guys I talk to say okay I'll send you the email required and never do, so I do get some players/fakers on the phone as well:( I guess no matter what method we use there'll be idiots with lots of time on their hands.