CristyCurves

Whats better than having a laugh,well maybe 2nd best! Here are are few sayings I found on line and thought were funny,you can add yours. Ociffer,Iswear to drunkI'm not God. There's no blood in my alcohol system. Thats my stuck and I'm story to it. Sex is like math you add the bed subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply. From the moment I saw you I wanted to be inside you. I love your smell, the way your tounge feels. The way you tighten and loosen,moving as I move.....mmmmmm I love my new shoes!

All I want right now is a big thick penis!:biggrin:

Hi and welcome. Enjoy, be friendly, accepting and have fun. It is a great community, a little clicky but many will welcome you with open arms. Feel free to post but do read all the rules, something I didn't do in the beggining and it cost me:frown: but many are forgiving here:icon_biggrin: so jump in and get to know all the wonderful, giving women and very helpful,interesting liberal gentlemen .

Enjoy your special day-Happy Birthday.

I too am a fan of gmail. It may have something to do with what is contained in their email, I know with gmail if the email is at all provocative it will be sent to spam. Perhaps it's your settings?? sorry I'm not more help.

I think if women saw one another as men see us we may be less critical of one another. There is no one that is harder on another woman than another woman. Men don't see our flaws the way we see them. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but the beholder should realize beauty comes in all shapes,sizes and colors and true beauty isn't always visible.

Seems like a simple request, if both the sp and hobbyist are comfortable with it ,thats all that matter. Perhaps some have an attachment to particular name/names so he/she wants that one used. As Meagnm said call me what you want, just so long as you call:icon_biggrin: As far as the babe, hun thing I guess I'm guilty as I pm back many men calling them such, It comes out automatically and is meant as a friendly gesture, I personally like being called those things, I guess I'll have to watch myself:icon_confused:

Well they are the next big thing, apparently they will be on the market next year for about $1500. They will be like a smart phone, will you be getting a pair?

you are right most factory farms are run by large corporations, but these corps are given subsidies, grants, incentives by the govenment, pushing out the small farmers, or farmers as we used to know them.Without the govenments involvement factory farming wouldn't be as profitable, viable or even possible. Factory farming is bad for all involved, the animals, the enviroment and those that injest it's product.Animals that were meant to graze need to it's not natural for them to eat grains. It's just a shame that food production has become all about the almighty dollar and making as much "product" as possible and as quickly as possible rather than heathier and more sustainable.

There needs to be more farmers.When we eat locally grown, farmed/raised food we are all better for it, including our enviroment. Unfortunately government has taken over and made it hard for many to survive farming independently.

It's funny I was just thinking of making a similar post. As of late there are so many gentlemen that call that want to book an appointment, ask questions such as how much,where am I,ect. When in all of my ads I ask for them to first view my web page for rates, booking protocol and other details. But no one seems to bother. I try hard to remain polite as I am appreciative of any and all the men who take interest in me but I fail to understand why such easy instructions cannot be followed.When you want to come and see me I take the time to prepare myself and my locale so please take a minute to familiarize yourself with me and my booking requests:icon_biggrin:

My advice to Maria is your true and best friend is yourself and your intuition, trust in it as it will guide you to and from those you should and shouldn't interact with. Don't listen to gossip, be good to those who are good to you and ignore the negative. No matter where you go or what occupation you choose there will be those rooting for your success and those who will try and tear you down. You, are in good hands with Sophia, best of luck and have fun.:icon_biggrin:

I too am a pro condom user sp. I suggest to some of my clients that insist they can't enjoy sex with a condom to practice masturbating with them on. I think this would help, perhaps I'm wrong but it seems like a good idea to me. We all have to get used to new things sometimes.

I grew up skinny and can relate. I was always teased.Then when you become a slender adult some will accuse you of not eating, purging, or other methods of gettig rid of your food. This can cause some to have eating disorders. It seems in the press someone is always being criticized for either being to small or to large. No matter what your size one will always be smaller or larger than someone else, the important thing is to be healthy. As there is beauty in all sizes. Most wouldn't admit to it but we all make judgements on someones appearence when first meeting them, wether conciously or not. Especially in this business. There is alot that can make a person attractive but certainly when a man is viewing a ladies pictures he is simply looking for his idea of physical beauty and that includes a certain body type/size. If we are all going to be honest anyone that is included on some of the best of threads has been judged as someones ideal of beauty and those left out have been, perhaps unintenionally, judged as well, as not being someones ideal of beauty by the mere fact of omission. In the end what is important for anyone is having a strong sense of self and knowing your worth. We are all valuable and everyone has redeeming traits/qualities. Some are just more obvious on some . But as judge Judy alway says beauty fades-dumb is forever and as I say getting into a book is far more fun than just staring at it's cover.:biggrin:

Anywhere there are dogs. They are comforting, always welcoming and never judgemental. Plus alot of fun and very interesting to watch. Every place is made better if there is a dog in it:biggrin:

Where have you vacationed that left a great impression and why?

enjoy your special day.

I recently saw flight and here comes the boom-both were really good. here comes the boom-comedy-Kevin James-Selma Hayek flight-drama-Denzel Washington I should have mentioned Jhango -best movie I've seen in a while-Jamie Foxx was superb

Another good one-Be who you are, say what you feel cuz those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind!

May your day be very special-Happy Birthday and may you have many, many more.

I don't have one at the moment but if I feel down I stop myself quickly knowing that life has to be appreciated, loved and lived and there is always someone worse off than myself. I have seen alot, been through enough but it could always be worse. The best thing to do is to share your time and volunteer. Additional Comments:

The don't ask for discounts is sadly something that has to be mentioned over and over as some don't seem to realize it's offense. Just yesterday I was asked if I had a ten min rate? by a cerb member. I advertise hourly rates only and will advertise on some occasions 1/2hr rates. Those 1/2 hr rates were advertised clearly yesterday and the day before, nothing else. It's a shame that some just don't get it.

Good point but there are many "newbies" starting out and anxious to get clients. So as I stated "not all have common sense" and as you said" think outside the box", not all are capable of this. So again, I think it BEST-not that you should have to- when leaving a message to indicate when it is SAFE to return it. Then if the person doesn't follow that potocol I would take that behavior as a warning . Since I am a forgiving and amazingly sweet and kind person, lol, when a mistake happens I forgive it. But if it continues you have to question the person making the mistake. I always ask clients to contact me via phone or email, but some continously insist on texting so no response- we both lose.

I'm not sure if it's an unwriten rule. I think the best thing to do would be to leave in your text or voice mail to only return this message within a certain time frame. It's best for both parties to be very clear in their messages and ads on how to contact and when or how to reply. Keep in mind also that some people have more common sense than others.:icon_biggrin:

Help break the myths.