CristyCurves

Remember it's the big head that makes the little head work, as the old saying goes "it's all in the mind".Perhaps you were just having an off day/days, it happens,it's seldom any one particular reason, usually a few. It could be health, stress, diet, libido,or maybe you were just more tired than you thought, either way names should never be mentioned,ever, unless it's a reco in the appropriate section.Jmo.

Thats the best idea, giving up cable, I grr every month when I pay my bill, but Jabba yours is light compared to mine seldom under 200 monthly, now that includes my internet but still, the only shows I really enjoy are on hbo and they get you because in order to get hbo you need the movies channels $$.I also rent the occasional movie from pay pre view. I say we all revolt and turn off cable:vatefaire:Maybe then the cable companies would have to lower rates. Now what about the power companies!!-not hijacking, just beotching.

I'm sorry I ran out of rep points. I want to thank you for your service, such a selfless act.I am proud of you for having the balls to do it, you humble me.

I would like this thread to be where one can say" I'm proud." You can say I'm proud of a friend, another cerbie, a pet or yourself . For a simple feat or an act, a deed, or just because.:biggrin: I'm proud of my new little dog for making it through another night without pee, peeing on my carpet. I'm proud of myself for walking away from the bakery counter today-errr, that was hard.

If this is a joke, I'm sorry I missed it.

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue]I thought this was funny I hope you will[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]from [URL="http://www.manolith.com"]www.manolith.com[/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR=#0000ff] [SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]12 Ways Women Have Replaced Men With Technology [/B][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Posted on [URL="http://www.manolith.com/2009/05/10/12-ways-women-have-replaced-men-with-technology/"][COLOR=#0066cc]May 10, 2009[/COLOR][/URL] by [COLOR=#0066cc]Sean Percival[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Thereâ??s no denying the obvious: men have served a useful purpose in the evolutionary development of the human race. However, developments in science and technology are rapidly advancing, allowing women to slowly, but surely, replace the men in their lives. Are men destined to go the way of gills and the vestigial tail? Maybe not, but here are 12 ways in which men are becoming increasingly obsolete to the needs of women.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Artificial Insemination[/B][/FONT][/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][URL="http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/baster/img/baster2.jpg"][IMG]http://cache.static.tsavo.com/wordpress/uploads/2009/05/baster.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][URL="http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/baster/img/baster2.jpg"][COLOR=#0066cc]source[/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]They say to be creative you have to â??think outside the box,â? but some of the best solutions come from doing just the opposite. Artificial insemination already means women can obey their biological clocks without ever having to be in a relationship with a man (awesome), and soon the day will arrive when heâ??s not needed at all. And for those who want to keep the romance involved, letâ??s talk turkey.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]HGTV and Power tools[/B][/FONT][/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][URL="http://lulupainting.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/jen.jpg"][COLOR=#0066cc]source[/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]For the longest time, the hardware store was a manâ??s domain. It was too complicated and unrefined for most women. There might be sawdust on the floor, unwashed laborers were likely to spit, and there was also the threat of having to do math. Then there was the revolution: HGTV. Complimented by clean mega-stores such as Home Depot and Lowes, women can now access tools and supplies in a way that can be as fulfilling as lingerie shopping. 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Youâ??ve come a long way, ladies, and Raid helped.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][URL="http://www.amazon.com/"][COLOR=#0066cc]Amazon[/COLOR][/URL][/B][/FONT][/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][URL="http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/4164/image533rf6.jpg"][COLOR=#0066cc]source[/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Women love getting presents, even if they have to buy them for themselves. With the advent of e-commerce sites such as [URL="http://amazon.com/"][COLOR=#0066cc]Amazon.com[/COLOR][/URL], men no longer are needed to remember special dates and imaginary â??just becauseâ?? situations. Women can even take it a step further if they want by pretending these gifts are from someone else. It is pure self-gratification.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Pepper Spray and Tasers[/B][/FONT][/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][URL="http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dh27VsfLWbav/610x.jpg"][COLOR=#0066cc]source[/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Once upon a time, women were afraid to be out alone at night without a male bodyguard. And the invention of pepper spray meant a new degree of freedom for women (and a whole new world of Chipotle). The next generation is that of the taser, beneficial not only for upping testicle-trashing power, but also great in that a woman never has to fear getting pepper spray on her clean shirt. 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Homographs are words that are spelled the same but have two different meanings examples:Lie-an untruth-lie down bow-something you put on a gift-bow- to bow down Add yours-

I think getting tested for hiv/aids once yearly is normal, from what I've been told. As for the other std's most show signs,so if everything is working fine, no pains or odors then maybe a precautionary test evey six months.I personally get tested bimonthly and hiv twice yearly.This should be decided by you and your doctor though. Be open and honest with him/her about who and how often you have sex, after all peace of mind is priceless.

Perhaps. It certainly is easy to become one.There are so many friendly, interesting people that post and reply. Aalways giving wonderful advice and support when needed, here we can talk about EVERYTHING, A rarity indeed.

1.Getting unexpected good news 2.Learning my new dogs infection is finally gone!

Alexithymia- the inability to describe emotions in a verbal manner- tongue tied.

I love to watch Frasier reruns and the new show on hbo-girls is funny .I also saw one episode of Charlie Sheens new show, it was funny, I enjoyed it, may continue to follow it, sorry it's name I missed.

A womans mouth is certainly a feature to be admired. Do you have a preference as to how it is adorned,with gloss, lipstick, flavored, not flavored, pink, red, dark light? Or perhaps you like it's natural nakeness.

Holy heck, the rent is due- I hour special-jolie funny, to the point, creative Additional Comments: Mouth for hire- SaraMQ Certainly funny, and to the point Additional Comments: Dream as if you'll live forever,live as if you'll die today- Megforfun Poingant-the whole ad is well written, clever Additional Comments: kudo's to Sexy playmate Mia-her catchy ad-hot to trot and a smokeing bodey wont soon be forgot come have your have me nots-:icon_biggrin: caught my eye, I thought it was cute and catchy

Sending Cato a big hug and a thank you, for starting the dog lovers group ,a subject near and dear to my heart..:icon_biggrin:

Being the target of someones smear campaign, once again!

You have enimies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life-Winston Churchill

Patronising-having a superior manner , making statements to make yourself appear better. Anthropomorphic-having human form or attributes

Quote: joan Rivers- I blame my mother for my poor sex life."All she told me was the man goes on top and the women underneath". For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. Additional Comments: It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver-Niccolo Machiavelli

Aww- I hope he has a wonderful night,ohh apple crisp, the crust is the best part. Happy birthday to him, enjoy his company, your lucky to have him, I wish I still had my dad.

Perhaps I shouldn't answer this as I don't know you that well to put a name on you but for my opinion on either or, I prefer Castle, it's original, sounds classy, "regal", like your the head of something, so head is still involved, lol, the other name reminds me a bit of a stoner, or a punk band, not that there is anything wrong with stoners! Jmo.

I lost a client this weekend because I would not provide that service and it would have been a 2-3 hour appt. We all have our do's and don'ts.

Having a somewhat heathy day so for supper a garden salad with olive oil and lemon, barbecued a piece of haddock and steamed some brocolli.Watermelon for dessert, all out of cake,lol.

:shehot:Every now and then when looking through the threads and coming across pictures of some of the cerb ladies I'm stunned and awed by their beauty. Some of these ladies are straight out of a magazine, has anyone ever been approached by a gentlemans magazine to pose?

:icon_biggrin:Well I can be:icon_lol: but I am speaking of the type we drink. As there is nothing more soothing or relaxing than drinking a nice warm cup of tea. I enjoy Green tea in the morning with my breakfast and a cup in the evening to sip while I'm relaxing. But I have no real experience with different types, or flavors. For all you tea afincionado's some advice? For anyone else, feel free to leave your faves and comments.