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  1. crankF
    I'll pick Hall and Simon. Do Garf. and Oats remind anyone else of those two diner waitress chicks on the sitcom , the name of which I can't remember with tall skinny blonde and shorter brunette? whole wheat or pumpernickel?
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    Rockers Floki or Ragnar?
  3. crankF
    Bath Onion and garlic or ketchup flavored chips?
  4. crankF
    But, the question remains: Were u in it or not? I am sorry, I couldn't resist that.
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    It allows me to appreciate and savor the distinct aroma of my farts.
  6. crankF
    Made it through the worst day of every year, the anniversary of my mom's painful death. Tonight I will have a Jim Beam and water and listen to some Anne Murray, which is what she would be doing on Friday night in Heaven!
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    @Piano8:Are you CEO of Tim Horton's or just a stockholder?lol Seriously though, Is Tim's coffee all roasted in Rochester,NY or just that sold in the States?
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    Burl Ives doing burlesque Humber or Cortina? Additional Comments: Star Trek bologna or capicola?
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    X for xylophone as in " Play my bone like a xylophone"
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    Rick/Shane, good cop/bad cop duo of the apocalypse. I like Rick and can't imagine being under that much pressure. Shane, on the other hand, reminded me of someone I know who might behave just as he did and I loved seeing him eliminated.
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    Vikings----------Hail Ragnar Wish I lived in those times as I like the sound of 'Hail Lord Cranknar' !!!!
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    R for Rectal fissures--Ouch!
  13. crankF
    Safety pins Speaking of detailing, was going to have that done today, but changed date due to winter storm warning( waste of money if the roads are salted again).
  14. crankF
    WTF? Just to be obnoxious I'll pick Uncle Adolf Alpacas or Pol Pot?
  15. crankF
    One more line for your tune; Nothing could taste sweeter than my shiny, happy peter In the Moooooorning.
  16. crankF
    Modern Family muttonchops or goatee?
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    My hilite of the month. Last night in private chat, one of cerb's sexiest younger ladies, who's initials are L. M., told me I gave her the " best line she's ever heard".
  18. crankF
    I really enjoyed Prometheus, and I don't usually get into sci fi.
  19. crankF
    Gosh, I guess Dad's old saying turns out to be untrue:"If it smells like fish it's a tasty dish, if it smells like cologne, you'd better leave it alone".
  20. crankF
    Prefer No Kim Ever, but I guess I'll pick "Lil" Nape of the neck or taint
  21. crankF
    Z is for zit, they are really sore and annoying if you are unlucky enough to grow one on your scrotum!
  22. crankF
    Why is it I had a super neighbor for a decade, then when he sells his house to a slumlord, I get increasingly scuzzy new neighbors every year or so now.
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    Horton's cod or haddock
  24. crankF
    At first meeting a nice hug and peck on the cheek is sufficient. If we're "old friends" I like an extended, warm hug and a little lip smooching to greet me. If the tonsil hockey starts too quick it puts me off a bit.
  25. crankF
    Nice job! Write many more.
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