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Rye Black or red Twizzlers(licorice)

2 loaves of bread, dozen eggs, 1 qt motor oil to put away snow blower.

@O D, I've actually always wondered that myself.

Oatmeal with maple syrup and a sploosh of chipotle hot sauce, yes I know that's weird, but it was ok with a couple Genesee Bock beers.

Belly increase, penis shrinkage, bad back; or a combination of all three?

I hadn't checked Emily's Blogasms for awhile so I decided to have a look. I enjoyed very much Ode to Ass:Beautiful Bottom Photos although I would've checked another page, BUTT I was fixated on the behinds!

I like Meaghan because she seems resilient and strong, and sometimes she likes my posts lol

Nicky won't have any trouble if she get's sick of escorting. She could easily start a handywoman repair business because as we already know, she is an amazing plumber and she would never need penetrating oil for frozen bolts or latches; just drop pants, aim and squirt on command!

Frozen turds are so much more pleasant and smell "better".

Finally a thread where for once ,I can pretend to have some expertise.lol I have only been with one lady squirter, but on several occasions, and she has juiced up the place on each visit. Sometimes rubbing one out by herself, sometimes toy play, sometimes my digits, and I think once while we diddled. The very first time that I experienced it, she was grunting and groaning and uttering so many expletives like a porno, that I thought she might be faking it. That is until the glorious juices started to gush out. It's a wild feeling to sense the pressure pushing outward while her puss is digit-filled. I don't have permission, so I won't divulge my friend's name, but she often squirts near Belleville and I will mention that her yummy, sweet, squirt juice tastes like strawberry. One final note: for those yet to see their first geyser, excess girly-goo lube dripping from an excited vag is not to be confused with the ejac.juice.

Flat tire Innie or outie? Is that true re:rub banana peel on hangnail?

Batman Huckleberry Hound or Deputy Dawg Note: My post #300, yay

T for toenilingus

Q for quirky

trucks Watching golf or watching paint dry

Ham, turkey, and beef club sand. on rye bread with extra mayo and a dab of mustard, and curly fries at the Fairgrounds Inn. 1 Sam Adams. On way home had a soft serve root beer ice cream cone. yummy

I wish my friggin next door neighbors didn't have a camera.

Why is it the new toilet I need is on backorder. I'll sue for constipation damages. haha

Talk about excitement, I just bought a toilet online from HomeDepot for my dad! lol

SP of course Breast or drumstick?

I wonder if any man has ever had a "sack wax" done?

I've read many of those posts and I can't remember a single mean word. Thanks for being so positive, thoughtful, interesting and sexy!

Try the Mexican soft drink sold at $Tree called Sangrial. It tastes like sangria wine and it's frikken awesome.

A great meal and company provided by my favorite niece, and many kisses and hugs from her two little ones.

Venison tenderloin and some beers for appetizers. Leg of lamb w/mint jelly,green bean casserole, sweet potato casserole, mashed taters w/turkey gravy, turkey, corn, homemade sourdough bread. Homemade banana cream pie and raspberry cream pie. chocolate milk