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  1. crankF
    The idea of bbfs is so silly, suicide by sex is the dumbest idea ever. NO GLOVE-NO LOVE! Wrap the little rascal. I've had wonderful bj's of both varieties and I don't intend to start up that old debate, but I think it's a darn shame that some of these super ladies who give us such nice services feel financially pressured to bbbj. I know some ladies love to perform that service and more power to them, but I feel sorry for those who don't.
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    fish n' chips w/excellent salad bar at Buster's Sports Bar and after, Easter Egg donut and java at Tim's
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    Angela - new with pointy toe and spiked heel.
    Dad sometimes "put a boot in my ass" when I was a kid. Glad it wasn't these bad boys!
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    PLEASE!!! The clown-phobic madness has got to end. I want to bring my red nose, giant shoes, and Ronald McDonald wig out of the shadows.
  5. crankF
    I like Emiafish because he likes turnips. I like Meg because even though we've yet to meet, she always cheerfully responds to my messages. I like RG because his posts are thoughtful and good advice for newbies and some not so newbies. Also, I can empathize with his elderly parental health issues.
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    Just notified I will not be pope crankF, so I have have resumed masturbation.
  7. crankF
    Gave up masturbation for Lent.
  8. crankF
    PLEASE!! Do not watch reality shows. They are atrocious,especially the idiotic Kardashians who are just another family that's famous just for being famous. Watching reality shows is mental masturbation, and a lady as intelligent as you can find something better to do, maybe even real masturbation.lol Please excuse my rant, I'm a cranky old man.
  9. crankF
    Introverted hug right back at you, Lovely One!
  10. crankF
    Ziti with Gianelli sausage, home made pickle and relish tray, fresh Ceaser salad, garlic bread, Coyote Moon Cherry Bomb wine, Bailey's and home made red velvet cupcakes for after My big sister and her kids are having a little dinner party for me because I've been feeling blue. Thanks Sissy, Yummy!!!
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    The Sessions starring Helen Hunt, William Macy and dang it,I forgot the name of the male lead, oh well. Based on the true story of a middle aged polio victim who loses his virginity during sessions with a researcher/sex surrogate. This movie should be of interest to most cerbies. It is warm, funny, touching, and the great Wm. Macy is a hoot as a priest. Also, Helen Hunt fully nude, hehe! I think this is sort of a limited run "art house" type as I saw included in a series of special showings , so it may be hard to find. Must see!
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    Must be the hipster new agey placenta fad is a periodic thing. Circa 1968 thru 70's, southern St. Lawrence Co. was a hotbed of communes for the northeast. I lived just down the road from a half dozen hippie-havens, and being a curious young lad, I was a frequent visitor. Ah, the memories of moonshine, herb-imported and homegrown, beards, woodsmoke, cute, but stinky, long haired lasses and lots of mud. Far out, man!!! But, I digress. I remember being present after a couple births where cooked placenta was shared. As cool as I was trying to be, I did not partake. Yuck. If some people find it beneficial then so be it. Hey man, I'm having a 70's flashback. Must've been all that Purple micro dot acid, or was it that mescaline? Got to climb up into my 67' Ford Econoline and boogie. Peace baby.
  13. crankF
    Hope you're enjoying your day.
  14. crankF
    Business Idea: Loan sharking high interest "Hobbying Loans" to the horny who have maxed out their credit sources!!!lol
  15. crankF
    My dad yet again admitted to hospital with obstructed breathing:(
  16. crankF
    I've no idea if we'll ever meet up, but I'd just like to say you're one tough s.o.b.. Keep on keeping on.
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    crankF commented on Jamie-xo's gallery image in Converted Albums

    outfit is so bitchin, your legs look looooong, hehe
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    Paradise1

    crankF commented on Jamie-xo's gallery image in Converted Albums

    Paradise1
    those buns look good in yellow
  19. crankF
    There is a photo of the practitioner of "oriental medicine" and she looks 100% Anglo to me. Just saying.
  20. crankF
    Ms. Smith should should have decked the chiro, she looks like she could kick most doctors' asses whether they be male or female. Just one more example of big people shaming.
  21. crankF
    S for Stanky
  22. crankF
    I understand what Peachy is trying to convey and that this is not about big vs. skinny. Having endured an overweight childhood, I am all to aware of how nasty bullies can be. Luckily for me it ended when almost overnight at age 14, I became 6'6" tall and developed into a decent athlete with considerable effort. Well, all I really wanted to say is that obesity is one of the last things that seems politicaly acceptable to ridicule. Whereas if someone is being skinny shamed, the shamer usually at least couches it by pretending to be concerned with anorexia, if the shamee is obese, they are just a fat slob who can't control thier appetite. Peachy, I'm not trying to contradict you, I'm a Peachy post fan!
  23. crankF
    I f you are able to imbibe your single malt yet, you deserve it. Hang in there!
  24. crankF
    Just saw Horrible Bosses. It was pretty funny and Jennifer Anniston is one freakin hot "mature" mama!!!
  25. crankF
    Have Good One!
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