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BOOGERS-----marinated, curried, or with cheese whiz on toast. just kidding!

I'm curious too. Asked about her awhile back, nobody responded.

Favorite scent--Patchouli as it kindles memories of many van rides to concerts. Doughnuts are the favorite scent of my penis, specially the doughnut holes. Sex scents- If it smells like cologne, leave it alone. If it smells like fish it's a tasty dish.(ancient proverb) LOL

Yeeehaa, let's have a stroke-athon!! When I was a young lad I pulled the pork most every day. In the middle of middle age now, excercising it properly a couple times a week facilitates adequate blood flow. See you later alliBator.

M for Manwhore Additional Comments: M for Manwhore

Perfect checkup at the dentist, no cavities. She gave me a toothbrush and pencil for being good. lol

congratz Angela

East Syracuse, NY

Tonight I brought my dad home from an extended hospital stay due to pneumonia. He is already suffering congestive heart failure, emphysema, hypertension, decreased kidney function, and an additional list as long as your arm. Also, he has 15 years on his quadruple bypass, so that's past it's life span and he's too old for another of those. For the first time, he has a walker. I can't get used to seeing him struggle with that thing, but somehow he's in good spirits. I know he's tired, but not ready to let the Grim Reaper win yet. He dreads having to be on oxygen, if that happens it might finally make him give up. Tough old bastard.

Monrovia, Liberia

Be very careful not to step on your Gonads, or they will be Gone-Nads!!

The man with the X-RAY eyes. I've used this one before, but who's counting lol.

S for Slippery Slit

B is for Ballsack

Hope you had a good one

I received a pm from a very special lady to inform me that she is reopening her in-call spot. Hooray!!! Additional Comments: Just noticed I've hit 200 posts. Yay!!

P for Pudendum or Pud

G for Gonads

A for Arsehole

The article suggests that orgasm is a possible side effect of the massage. If you didn't achieve release after being stroked and kneaded in such a manner, it seems as if you would go home very tense with "blue balls"

Brother in law dropped off the annual cold cut deli platter and bakery sandwich rolls, plus some home made pickled peppers and pickled leeks. Off to buy mayo and assorted mustards. Between sandwiches and mooching holiday meals, I shouldn't have to cook for at least a week.lol