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Sannies of fresh liverwurst, vidalia onion slices, olive oil mayo, on rye. Sweet potato fries, deli Greek pepper salad.

One of the little ones shot dead in Connecticut was the grand-nephew of an ex boss. Some events certainly make this seem like a small world.

Perhaps the mom and daughter duo will film a threesome with the 19 year old brother, that is if they can drag him away from his video games long enough. Then for some real boundary breaking movie making, he could snuff them and perform some necrophilia. Just to be clear, I am being tounge in cheek!

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Lumberjack Slam at Denny's.

Yesterday PM my good buddy was working alone at the garage where he's a mechanic. He was using a brand new tire changing machine which he had not yet been properly checked out on. Hard to explain how it happened, but long story short, he got his head crushed by a pneumatic bar. Surgeon save his eye and sight, his brain suffered a mild concussion, but his jaw and face are mangled, and he's facing a lot of reconstructive surgery and missed work.

Some other causes of retrograde ejac. are:Flomax and other oral meds taken to reduce benign enlarged prostate which has a definite risk of r.e., and possible e.d.. TransUrethralResection(turp), and all other procedures to enlarge urethra and ease urination, according to my urologist, give 50/50 chance of impotence, and 100% guarantee never ejaculate again. I briefly took Flomax causing imppotence. Doc took that away, substituted Hytrin for one of my hypertension drugs. It gave me back wood,helped me pee almost as well as flomax, and made my controlled blood pressure even better. I hope this is helpful to someone.

Yes, we crave your lubricants, both fossil based from the earth and natural from the ladies. To heck with NAFTA, we should form ASSTA.

Discharged after surgery with iv mistakenly left in arm.

Torn retina: emergency surgery tomorrow:(

I looked up omnisexual in my dictionary and it wasn't there. Wouldn't that mean persons of all the previously "labeled" groups having sex simultaneously? That would be interesting indeed.

Sorry to go back thirty years, but KIM WILDE was a boner causer. BTW, she's currently a smokin hot 52 years of age, which brings to mind mature CERB hotties.

In dogspeak; "ARF ARF ARF" means the pizza doesn't agree with my tummy. Dogs can't pronounce the letter B.

Wow!, That's really is the situation, boiled right down to the nitty-gritty. it's so hard for us to watch this conflict and others like it, and hash over why in the frig can't they just sit down and finally agree on something. What comes to my mind is this: to paraphrase someone,"One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter". As to the reference to the Koreas, that's really hard to try and wrap your head around that whole deal,a modern world class industrial dynamo next door to a starving basket case with an alledgedly paranoid, nuclear armed dictator. It all makes for unpleasant holiday season pondering.

I never wrote a timely recco, so as a belated tribute during her hiatus, I propose Shortcake as my goddess of the day. She is the reason I joined CERB, and has been a mentor and advisor. My first cross border poon trip was a chaotic disaster, and if I hadn't met Shorty, it would have been a one off. Shorty made me feel welcome in Canada and in her firm bed! She taught me a few new tricks and stopped me in the nick of time from making a few bad choices. Shorty is only the second provider in either nation that I have repeated with more than once, and also the second to feel trusting enough to mutually share some goings on from our "civilian" lives. Shorty is a sweet lover, a both interested and interesting conversationalist, and a total snugglebunny. Those who are fortunate to know her better than I, I'm sure would attest to her thoughtfulness. I have a tradition of spending my birthday with an sp, this year with Shorty. She surprised me with lunch, a gift, and cake with enough to take home. Only one other person even acknowledged my b'day. If and when Shortcake decides to return to active duty, I for one will be glad! S mart,sweet, slippery when wet. H ot, happy, horny. O rgasmic, oral, outdoorsy.. R eally red, responsive, randy. T asty, TIGHT, terrific. C aring, considerate, cuddly. A rticulate, apple-bottomed, adventuresome. K ind, kinky(just a little bit), kool E xciting, edible, excellent.

I have same tree every year. It's about 8 in. tall, strange looking greenish vinyl thing I got at a rummage sale years ago, I guess you could say it's funky. Three ornaments: a little star on top, a heart with Mom's picture, and one HD ornament ball thingy. I can use evergreen little trees if I need olfactory sensation.

When I was young and had a wild shoulder length mane, they called me Andre the Giant. When I was a bit older and wore coke bottle glasses, I often got Stephen King. Now I am a large, middle aged, balding, non-eyeglass wearing chap, who in my perfect world is a dead ringer for Bruce Willis---I wish! The notion of combining my previous identities never occured before,and the idea of being a 6 foot 7, professional wrestling, amazingly wealthy novelist seems like a smacking good idea. Maybe it's not too late for a slight career change.

Earlier today: Sam Adams seasonal dark draft beer, various salads,turkey,garlic mashed taters, gravy, peas w/pearl onions,squash,sweet pot. casserole,meatballs red sauce,italian roasted chicken,shrimp in rice w/cream sauce,hunter's stew(tasted like beef,they must have hunted behind the barn),another Sam draft, pecan pie with whipped cream,coffee. BTW, I was counting calories so I skipped bread today-bahahaha

What they all said! Cato was the first hobbiest to friend me, and his invitations to participate were appreciated.

Regarding why some guys go around oblivious to their stench, I will quote one of my dad's sage sayings, " a skunk can't smell it's own hole".

Pig out on the all u can eat buffet at Ponderosa.

I want everyone who gets blue at his time of year thinking of lost loved ones to be overwhelmed with only happy memories. I want all those who are undergoing scary med. tests and procedures and their loved ones, to be able to think only positive thoughts. I hope all those who are spiritual at all, to get in touch with their spirirual side, as this is a great time of year to do it.

Lazy guys would rather apply BRUT to their balls than bathe. Yucky!