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Last night had the ac unit on fan only. Skunk had a pissfest right outside the bedroom window. Woke up middle of night choking, my eyes still burn.

SHORTCAKE, my flame-haired little pal. Have your best b'day yet with many more to come!! xxoo, cF

Pay special attention to backfiring. Noxious fumes from unmuffled exhaust can be overwhelming, and have a detrimental effect on your mileage. Additional Comments: Would that be a singular hairy ball or the whole bag of balls? Additional Comments: It boggles my mind that that in modern times, a man can grow up not knowing enough to skin it back and wash it daily. Peachy is right on about this. An sp friend told me that with some uncirced guys, even otherwise very clean guys who showered in the morning, by the time she sees them they are stinky cause they don't wash properly. Just remember, the only good headcheese comes from the deli, and is good for lunch with rye bread, dijon mustard and garlic dills.

Head cheese is a case for ymmv no service.lol

I have a teenage grand-nephew who's very close to me. He's been having sex for a couple years already. He told me he's only used condoms a very few times, everybody hates them. This is despite having been raised by parents who were teens in the 80's, and told about safesex all his life. This is a really studly 6ft tall athlete who starts college next fall, and is going to have pussy draped all over himself. I worry when I think of the potential danger.

I concur on all points, especially regarding learning/therapeutic visits. The first few visits are for learning, then all the rest are reinforcement therapy!!

Sonny, everyone's comments have been spot on, and we're all rooting for you. This subject is near and dear to my heart, as I too was a "late bloomer". Here are just some thoughts. Procrastination is your enemy in this case. The longer you wait, either your first experiences will be crap, or you'll die a virgin. Research, research. Cerb ladies pages, or ladies with websites. On bp and other places you can't get much feel for someone before you start talking. Not sure just how young you are, but I would suggest someone at least mid 20's or a hot milf type, they'll be possibly more appreciative of your "condition" and not rush things. Through research you can find someone with at least some of the attributes that you've fantasized about, ie: red hair,bbw, etc.. Book a 2 hour appt., more if you can afford it. Any Cerb ladies I've met "in the flesh", or on line are considerate, caring women who maximize your pleasure if only you treat them with dignity. Another reason to go with someone in the age group I aforementioned: If you are very shy, have a disability, self image issues; they don't care. Believe me, many of us guys on here are middle aged, balding, slightly overweight, and not hugely hung, and the ladies make us feel like kings just the same. As for choosing a ma instead, maybe if a girl has not ever touched you or your dick at all, that might be a first step if you are really terrified. If if it were me, I say go sp. An sp will chat and relax you, maybe with a bit of massage. She'll be glad to let you explore her anatomy from head to toe, and she'll do the same to you. Somewhere along the line there will be some bj. Being a young buck, you prob. will have gone off by now, so you'll be glad you booked extra time. Before the session is done you will finally put it in. You will leave having finally achieved manhood. You will feel like you are walking on air for about a week. After another session or two you willbe fucking like a pro. You will exude confidence and look deeply into womens' eyes while talking to them, and they will smile. You wil also be more confident in all aspects of life. I'm not there to hold your hand, but if I was in Charlottetown, I know where I'd be headed. Damn, I'm getting a boner thinking about it. These are things I wish my dad would've told me long ago. Now get your butt out there and go for it kid. Pm me if you need encouragement. I'm sorry everbody, for being so longwinded, but I was where he is now, and I'm just trying to help him.

All that dabbling, that's why he's called 'Vlad the Impaler'.

Sorry about this one. I was in a brain fog. Additional Comments: San Salvador, El Salvador

"Try and stay hard for me hunny", as she answered her cell and started a conversation.

You'll def. be too busy for any sacofricosis.

Sorry this doesn't pertain to the thread, but this post triggered an anecdote. I have a friend who did work as a contractor making big bucks in Saudi. He likes to tell about his main memories. A fellow contractor got caught making and selling homemade moonshine. They locked him up and told him when he reimbursed Saud gov't. every penny he had earned in country($$$$$$), he would would be deported. Two Filipino workers raped and murdered a young girl. They were taken to "Chop Square" before a crowd of thousands. All foreign workers were forced to attend. Two executioners appeared. The prisoners were stripped naked. One swordsman whips out a small sword and slices off the genitalia, then the big blademan lopped off their heads with one stroke. The heads were then tossed to the frenzied spectators, who played soccer with them.

I avoid "would've, could've, should've" type of reflecting. For me anyway, too much introspection only leads to hypertension and frustration. Might better have a wank!

Hope your day was great, and this evening as well.

First of all, I'll say that I've only seen a couple CERB ladies, one in particular, and their hygiene is smacking clean. Of the other ladies I've seen, the same couldn't be said for some. When I started hobbying, I had the fantasy that every lady bathed before every encounter:not true. On my first visit to one young lady, after a nice cbj and other covered fun, I happily went south and munched out. When we were done, she asked me if I wanted to clean up, and thinking that she meant a quick shower I agreed. She handed me a baby wipe, quickly used one on herself and escorted me to the door. I met the next dude on the stairs. She was fun and I saw her a lot, but never DATY again. With another sp that I visited once , while we were in bed she answered the phone and set up an appt. 15 minutes after me.The panties and dress went back on and me on my way after a shag. A lady that "busy" doesn't have time to clean herself in any manner. I guess the morals of the story for me are:CERB is the best possible method for researching for sp's and, be damned careful wher you put your tongue on the first date! WTF was this thread about anyway?lol

Ghent, Belgium

You know you are old when you can remember watching the Beatles the first time they appeared on Ed Sullivan, and enduring your older sister's and cousin's hysterical shrieks. Dad said,"Do they actually call that music?".

Frankenstein w/Boris Karloff

--Titanic---

Good luck!

Albany, Georgia

What a great day so far and it's only starting. My 91 yr. old dad insists he's ok staying alone at camp. I called this morn to check on him and he'd fallen in the lake. No running water due to broken pump, so he was leaning off the dock trying to clean a paintbrush. I made a flying trip out to check him. Got back home and hit a rock, trashing my lawnmower. What next.

In Pete's original quote he said, paraphrasing-'he could have saved $ by fapping at home'. Hate to be dense, but what is fapping?