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This thread has given me an idea for mid life career jolt. If there is a vo-tech course I can do in pubic barbering, I'd take it. I'd like to open a unisex pubic coiffure shop Step right up Sir or Ma'am; Will that be short back and sides, shag, fade, crew cut, brush cut, Mohawk, or Kojak(that's skinhead for you youngsters)? However when it comes to scrotal shaving; I'll only be using disposables. No way would I wield a straight razor near some dude's sensitive manbag.

Isle of Wight; using the i.

It's not really slapping, it's more like"tunk - tunk" sound. lol

My penis has his own identity: Mr. Richard Head.

and wiped it

Salamis: no not the sausage,it's a Greek island.

Cleanliness of hands and properly clipped nails are required of course. One other thing I don't think has been mentioned in this thread: All nails must be sanded down(emery board) on top and edges. A lady set me straight in that regard, and even showed me how to do it properly. I imagine alot of scraggly nails are why some ladies don't allow digit play; oneof my fave things.

This 50ish, nearsighted, bald, overweight(slightly),one shot wonder agrees totally with RG.

How about that Dong Dong of China taking gold in mens' trampoline? It must have been a stand-up performance. Good thing he didn't go limp.

at my crank

neighborhood sperm bank

Happy Bday farmer/biker Cometman from a tractordriving/biker me.Cake reminds me of Gramp's farm, I can smell cow pies now,AHHH!

chafing on my

New Castle, Pennsylvania

Sometimes it's plain to see small writing mistakes that are due to the author's thinking first in her primary tongue. To me it's very sexy to hear a pretty lady speak English with a foreign, especially French, accent. Therefore, when I see such a writing style, it makes me visualize how cute it would be to listen to the writer in person. And by the way, I enjoy Peachy's fresh, non-pompous opinions as much as any on the board.

Amelia, where's that self-control? just kidding lol. Here's another silly swearing avoidance anecdote. Long ago in 9th grade French class, we learned about French novelist H. Balzac. Every time teacher Miss P.(nickname Droopalong due to pendulous breasts) would refer to Balzac, someone in the class would say BALLS!, and across the room, another would reply ACK!. We so annoyed Miss P., the principal gave the whole class a week's detention! Throughout the rest of high school, we thought Balls----------Ack was funny. Sadly, it's about all I remember of French class. So, here's another faux swear word for your arsenal: BALZAC!!

Secaucus, New Jersey

it's not poo

until I fart

Atlantis, maybe existed once upon a time! Additional Comments: Sorry about#864, should have said OGDENSBURG NY

or I'll explode

over,under,sideways

Denton,Texas

looked so tasty

to put out