crankF

a live wire

plastic zip tie

A neighbor once stood all afternoon in his yard, staring up at the trees. He ended up in a psych ward for several weeks.

Damascus, Syria Wouldn't want to be there.

flourescent purple condoms

YIKES!! Last option very unpleasant.

the consistency of

Manchester,England

That little cork soaker has dirty vocab. Bad kitty! Sounds like he's on East Enders with steroids. Could be house cat at the Queen Vic.

Lima, Peru

the twin peaks

Four egg omelette made with leftover veg., garlic and swiss cheese all put in a ziploc bag and boiled in a pot. Garden salad, boiled red taters.

Also my fave, had it yesterday as a matter of fact. My other top comfort foods are oatmeal with lots of peanut butter or honey stirred in while hot, including a side order of homemade wholewheat toast with more p.b.. Last but not least, I make oatburgers which are a burger broiled with orange cheese slice, topped wit oatmeal mixed w/worcestershire sauce and served between english muffin halves. Oops, almost forgot kippered herring on pumpernickel, slathered with mayo and green jalapeno sauce. This one is for an appetizer with brew. As you can guess, This diet can cause extreme spasmodic farting. Good thing I live solitary.

Having never explored a gay sex shop, I wonder why they aren't enthusiastic about rubbers. Just curious?

when it's clotted

Oswegatchie River flows from the Adirondack Mtns. to the St. Lawrence River NYstate

used by Madonna

Monrovia, Liberia another African destination.

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Does anybody have anything to share on musthavemadison? There's one old review on her website.

This thread is really hitting home with me. My name is crankF, and I am a swearaholic. I'm not offended by some vulgarity in most cases, I just try not to do it myself. Futileresistenz reminded me of my gran's swear jar when I was small, it didn't do me much good. Backrubman reminded me how much I hate being called 'honey' by waitstaff and other teenagers in the workforce. I do however, like being called 'Hunny' by Cerb. ladies! But I digress. Boomer's advice is spot on, I won't repeat it. Amelia's replacement words are a great idea. As crazy as this seems, I was helped by watching the 1984 movie 'Johnny Dangerously', a 1930's gangster spoof with Michael Keaton and I as I recall, Joe Piscopo. They called each other 'cork soakers', 'bastages',and 'fargin ice-holes'. I still say those under my breath if peed off. Alcohol can trip me up however, after a few drinks F-bombs fly. A favorite watering hole has a swear jar that I've enriched at times. All that being said, I'd certainly like to hear Amelia's potty-mouth in person someday!

"Great Expectations" There have been three versions. My dick would prefer to perform in the latest one with Helena Bonham Carter.

low in calories

Madrid, Spain